Reply #19: This is how a sane politician would respond:

[Occam Bandage]

"Well, that's a very big 'if.' Iran, as you well know, was found by the American intelligence community to have suspended its production of nuclear weapons. The more relevant question to be considering now is what can be done to ensure Iran does not reconvene its nuclear program. And I believe that a stick-and-carrot diplomatic approach would do much better than the belligerent saber-rattling we've seen the past few years.

Obviously America has strong ties to Israel, and we will meet any action against Israel with a swift and appropriate response. Since we're speaking about such a grave hypothetical, I don't think it's appropriate for me to take anything on or off the table at this point."





This is how an insane politician would respond:

"Yee-haw! I'd fuckin' nuke the bastards! Every last one of 'em! Hear me, y'all weird-beard nutjobs? I'm comin' for ya!"