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185. DU Political Insider Blog: Rumours about split in Trinity endorsements
While the headlines have been grabbed today by the surprise announcement of the enthusiastic backing of Christ for Barack Obama, those inside the Beltway report persistent rumours that this does not spread to the whole Trinity.

While God was unavailable for official comment, since He was moving in mysterious ways, an unattributable herald briefing dropped hints that the Creator of the Universe was more likely to favour the older candidate, Hillary Clinton, as opposed to the choice of Obama for His Son, whom he has previously described as 'belonging to the younger demographic - barely into His Third Millennium'. God the Father has cited his experience of Athenian democracy in the fifth century BC as giving Him a longer track record of picking winning candidates. "I mean, that 'BC' stand for something, you know what I'm saying?"

Meanwhile, the Holy Spirit gave a strong message of support for John Edwards. "While Edwards has many good messages, he just doesn't seem to get the coverage he deserves - and believe me, I know what that's like. I mean, just count up the number of mentions in the Bible that God and Jesus get, compared to me. If the printed media was all you looked at, you'd think this was a Trinity in Name Only".
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  -BREAKING: Jesus Christ to return to Earth to endorse Obama sniffa  Jan-27-08 04:37 PM   #0 
  - hahahahahahah  CreekDog   Jan-27-08 04:39 PM   #1 
  - the last paragraph was spew-worthy  cryingshame   Jan-27-08 04:40 PM   #2 
  - *Breaking Addendum!!!  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 04:57 PM   #39 
  - Who will Buddy Jesus endorse?  sniffa   Jan-27-08 04:59 PM   #43 
     - "Buddy" Jesus will thoughtfully oversee the campaign *from upstairs* ...  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 05:16 PM   #57 
  - Sorta like something the other canadidates supporters post.  Bitwit1234   Jan-27-08 05:42 PM   #78 
     - self-delete  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 05:46 PM   #82 
  - ROFL!  ocelot   Jan-27-08 04:40 PM   #3 
  - DUzy worthy  bicentennial_baby   Jan-27-08 04:40 PM   #4 
  - This is expected.  Drunken Irishman   Jan-27-08 04:40 PM   #5 
  - That dude is a freakin' DINO. How old is he anyway?  Clarkansas   Jan-27-08 04:41 PM   #6 
  - Jesus aint a DINO but he did ride one...n/t  here_is_to_hope   Jan-27-08 09:49 PM   #132 
  - Don't tell the fundamentalists that. They don't believe in evolution.  LiberalFighter   Jan-28-08 07:39 AM   #154 
  - gawd almighty I hate to laugh at stuff like this, but I am!  Whisp   Jan-28-08 04:36 PM   #179 
  - You forget, Jesus is the Alpha and Omega,  jbnow   Jan-28-08 09:56 AM   #162 
  - Well, now that Dennis has dropped out of the race, He had to endorse somebody else  Kucinich4America   Jan-27-08 04:41 PM   #7 
  - In fact many in this country might vote for Satan  truedelphi   Jan-27-08 05:40 PM   #74 
     - Many did that in 2000 & 2004  Phred42   Jan-27-08 07:15 PM   #101 
  - You finally got me to laugh! Not often do I find you funny, but this is good.  MassDemm   Jan-27-08 04:41 PM   #8 
  - good one, kumquat  cali   Jan-27-08 04:41 PM   #9 
  - Funny Thread  UALRBSofL   Jan-27-08 04:45 PM   #19 
  - OMG!!!!11!!! !! 111!!!!  HughMoran   Jan-27-08 04:42 PM   #10 
  - ha ha. send it to the ONION.  rodeodance   Jan-27-08 04:42 PM   #11 
  - LOL  tammywammy   Jan-27-08 04:42 PM   #12 
  - Thank you  H2O Man   Jan-27-08 04:43 PM   #13 
  - God will get ya for that one  BooScout   Jan-27-08 04:43 PM   #14 
  - I Expect No Less !!!  WillyT   Jan-27-08 04:43 PM   #15 
  - Is he a super delegate? That's all I care. nt  Vinca   Jan-27-08 04:43 PM   #16 
  - Of course he is!  Kucinich4America   Jan-27-08 04:45 PM   #18 
  - Jesus is from the middle east. Is he some kind of muslim like Obama?  JVS   Jan-27-08 04:45 PM   #17 
  - Yeah. And his middle name is "Hussein"  Ken Burch   Jan-27-08 08:46 PM   #118 
  - I'd always heard Jesus was black...  ileus   Jan-27-08 04:45 PM   #20 
  - Why do you think he's endorsing Obama?  sniffa   Jan-27-08 04:53 PM   #36 
  - Funny stuff  southern_dem   Jan-27-08 04:45 PM   #21 
  - People! Jesus is in the pocket of the powerful wine lobby - look into it! nt  tandem5   Jan-27-08 04:45 PM   #22 
  - No way! They HATE it that he can make his own.  ocelot   Jan-27-08 04:51 PM   #32 
  - they used to, but sadly they bought him off...  tandem5   Jan-27-08 04:54 PM   #37 
  - Oh no, Big Wine has reared its ugly head.  JVS   Jan-27-08 05:13 PM   #53 
  - Hey....  BlackVelvet04   Jan-27-08 04:46 PM   #23 
  - The BEST! nt  gateley   Jan-27-08 04:46 PM   #24 
  - Rove really has his work cut out for him  lame54   Jan-27-08 04:46 PM   #25 
  - Related News: Odin backs McCain.  lurky   Jan-27-08 04:47 PM   #26 
  - Nice humor. The Lord knows "good character." VOTE OBAMA!  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 04:48 PM   #27 
  - Puh-lease  rpannier   Jan-28-08 05:01 AM   #151 
  - A+  loveangelc   Jan-27-08 04:49 PM   #28 
  - You're just bitter that he didn;t endorse Mercer  Armstead   Jan-27-08 04:49 PM   #29 
  - I thought he was going to be his running mate  question everything   Jan-27-08 04:49 PM   #30 
  - Thanks, I needed that. Very funny.  countmyvote4real   Jan-27-08 04:50 PM   #31 
  - Sniffa.  bunnies   Jan-27-08 04:51 PM   #33 
  - This is going to floor the evangelical conservatives....  ErnestoG   Jan-27-08 04:51 PM   #34 
  - Jesus endorsing a UCC. Robertson will have a stroke. nt  mycritters2   Jan-27-08 05:46 PM   #81 
  - LOL... it's kinda looking that way, isn't it?  Tatiana   Jan-27-08 04:52 PM   #35 
  - Too funny, sniffa!  mtnsnake   Jan-27-08 04:56 PM   #38 
  - In related news, Obama camp says Satan to back Hillary  Clinton Crusader   Jan-27-08 04:58 PM   #40 
  - Just another endorsement from a big corporation  cbayer   Jan-27-08 04:59 PM   #41 
  - No, Mark Penn has labeled Jesus, Our Lord, as a Long-haired, Radical, and Socialist.  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 05:07 PM   #48 
     - Even worse  jbnow   Jan-28-08 10:03 AM   #163 
  - Jesus will, once and for all, put a stop to the emails  WesDem   Jan-27-08 04:59 PM   #42 
  - BREAKING NEWS!! Saint Obama agrees to meet with Jesus  avaistheone1   Jan-27-08 05:00 PM   #44 
  - The powerful corporate interests will Swift Boat Jesus  NastyRiffraff   Jan-27-08 05:01 PM   #45 
  - I think so too. I think MSM is going to pull the carpet out from Obama  avaistheone1   Jan-27-08 05:07 PM   #49 
  - Yeah, but I'd rather "rise above" now than to take "The Down Escalator" when all is said & done.  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 05:26 PM   #64 
  - Off topic.. where is that photo from?  October   Jan-27-08 10:15 PM   #134 
  - Well let's look at the facts  rpannier   Jan-28-08 05:06 AM   #152 
  - Update: Jesus Christ Arrested  krispos42   Jan-27-08 05:05 PM   #46 
  - .....  sniffa   Jan-27-08 05:21 PM   #58 
  - It was an obvious choice for Christ to make  Tulkas   Jan-27-08 05:07 PM   #47 
  - over the top good. n/t  rufus dog   Jan-27-08 05:09 PM   #50 
  - Telling lies makes baby Lee L. Mercer Jr. cry  no name no slogan   Jan-27-08 05:12 PM   #51 
  - LOL! !!!! That was a good one, I liked it  TheDonkey   Jan-27-08 05:12 PM   #52 
  - Uh...That's Jesus H. Christ. as in Jesus Hussein Christ.  Flabbergasted   Jan-27-08 05:14 PM   #54 
  - Now that's "In the Zone" !  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 05:23 PM   #62 
  - Your signature line cracks me up - what BS  democrat2thecore   Jan-27-08 05:14 PM   #55 
  - Breaking News! Barack Obama is revealed to be:  Me_Shell   Jan-27-08 05:15 PM   #56 
  - Is your campaign for President a joke? Reading your website now  democrat2thecore   Jan-27-08 05:22 PM   #59 
  - All three  sniffa   Jan-27-08 05:23 PM   #61 
  - All three? Am I left out of an inside joke? -nt  democrat2thecore   Jan-27-08 05:25 PM   #63 
  - Jeb Bush is up in his house with disease  no name no slogan   Jan-27-08 05:31 PM   #67 
  - Huh ?!?!?!?! --- I am LOST -- is someone off their meds? -nt  democrat2thecore   Jan-27-08 05:38 PM   #72 
     - Don't mind him. He's an undercover coach of the NFL.  mycritters2   Jan-27-08 05:49 PM   # 
     - There is some conern that he's got the hotwire  no name no slogan   Jan-27-08 06:03 PM   #89 
     - The Superbowl is a hoax  NoPasaran   Jan-28-08 07:42 AM   #155 
     - Do you have concern of circumstances?  moggie   Jan-27-08 06:34 PM   #97 
     - Just talking to the light pole wondering about breakfast, toilet tanks and classic movies -nt  democrat2thecore   Jan-27-08 07:38 PM   #109 
     - Short answer: probably. nt  eppur_se_muova   Jan-27-08 08:15 PM   #117 
  - All Three as in National and International. n/t  Jamastiene   Jan-27-08 05:49 PM   #86 
     - All three  sniffa   Jan-27-08 06:44 PM   #98 
  - Hehehe. nt  mycritters2   Jan-27-08 05:47 PM   #83 
  - hint: sig line not = signature of the poster n/t  JoeIsOneOfUs   Jan-27-08 05:50 PM   #87 
  - He will get nailed  ChazII   Jan-27-08 05:23 PM   #60 
  - took me a second but I got that.... n/t  JoeIsOneOfUs   Jan-27-08 05:49 PM   #85 
  - He'll be crucified in the media.  FlyingSquirrel   Jan-27-08 07:42 PM   #112 
  - That would not be an endorsement that would win any points from me.  Deep13   Jan-27-08 05:27 PM   #65 
  - But it's FAITH and SPIRITUALITY, that give people hope to carry on.  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 05:33 PM   #68 
     - My own experience is that faith is a burden...  Deep13   Jan-27-08 05:37 PM   #71 
        - I've had period of time where I've held such beliefs, but I've changed as I've grown older.  ShortnFiery   Jan-27-08 05:40 PM   #75 
           - No, it is not just organized religion.  Deep13   Jan-27-08 05:47 PM   #84 
              - However.....  ClintonTyree   Jan-28-08 04:53 AM   #148 
                 - Ramen, brother! nt  Deep13   Jan-28-08 08:17 AM   #157 
  - nailed it!  chimpsrsmarter   Jan-27-08 05:28 PM   #66 
  - Like a hockey player  sniffa   Jan-27-08 06:10 PM   #90 
  - How is that hope for the future? JC is looking backwards.  Nailzberg   Jan-27-08 05:34 PM   #69 
  - Huge; I don't see how Gore doesn't endorse now  BeyondGeography   Jan-27-08 05:35 PM   #70 
  - Roseanne is ten time bigger!  dailykoff   Jan-27-08 05:38 PM   #73 
  - I was wondering when he would.  Bitwit1234   Jan-27-08 05:41 PM   #76 
  - Bless you, and JC, sniffa!  babylonsister   Jan-27-08 05:41 PM   #77 
  - awww, thank you.  sniffa   Jan-27-08 05:43 PM   #79 
  - And he's bringing the horn section!  redwitch   Jan-27-08 05:44 PM   #80 
  - I guess this means that Obama has locked up  turtlensue   Jan-27-08 05:50 PM   #88 
  - He was the son of God  lost-in-nj   Jan-27-08 06:14 PM   #91 
  - And George W. Bush.......  ClintonTyree   Jan-28-08 04:56 AM   #149 
  - Praise the Lord  Bleachers7   Jan-27-08 06:16 PM   #92 
  - I thought he was W's running mate! I have a button that confirms it! Very funny!  robbedvoter   Jan-27-08 06:16 PM   #93 
  - It's not over yet, folks  moggie   Jan-27-08 06:26 PM   #94 
  - Hurry up JC  hasssan1   Jan-27-08 06:27 PM   #95 
  - Your Jesus looks suspiciously like  Sees Clearly   Jan-27-08 06:28 PM   #96 
  - Well, John Stewart is Jewish.  Kucinich4America   Jan-27-08 07:33 PM   #106 
  - LMAO!  Starbucks Anarchist   Jan-27-08 06:49 PM   #99 
  - LOLOLOLOL  angie_love   Jan-27-08 06:59 PM   #100 
  - Any word from Mary and Joseph yet? eom  never_get_over_it   Jan-27-08 07:18 PM   #102 
  - Believe me, if Mary comes to speak, it will be in Edwards favor.  midnight   Jan-28-08 09:05 AM   #159 
  - those 2 know better than to contradict their kid  JVS   Jan-28-08 05:14 PM   #184 
  - Sniff my friend,  Justice Is Comin   Jan-27-08 07:29 PM   #103 
  - Who is the Devil going to endorse then  bambino   Jan-27-08 07:30 PM   #104 
  - Satan already endorsed Hillary.  Kucinich4America   Jan-27-08 07:37 PM   #108 
     - Guilliani will be jealous  bambino   Jan-27-08 07:40 PM   #110 
  - Yawn, Jesus is just jelos of Ohrpah!!!11  Bluebear   Jan-27-08 07:32 PM   #105 
  - The Clintons will just spin this as Barrack being the Black candidate  Rican1   Jan-27-08 07:34 PM   #107 
  - Great photo - who's the photographer?  fadedrose   Jan-27-08 07:40 PM   #111 
  - It's a painting. In the Washington DC Mormon Temple.  Rosemary2205   Jan-27-08 10:15 PM   #135 
     - Thank you and Sorry  fadedrose   Jan-27-08 10:58 PM   #137 
        - Oh no. No offense. -- Not a mormon anymore anyways.  Rosemary2205   Jan-27-08 11:06 PM   #139 
  - I nearly puked with laughter!!!!!  Darth_Kitten   Jan-27-08 07:44 PM   #113 
  - good  sniffa   Jan-27-08 07:46 PM   #114 
  - Well, besides the Huckster having been caught with SEVERAL potato snack sacks,  NoFederales   Jan-27-08 08:11 PM   #115 
  - And I thought Obama WAS the second coming of Jesus. Mea culpa!  mnhtnbb   Jan-27-08 08:15 PM   #116 
  - tooooo funny!!  desertflamingo   Jan-27-08 08:57 PM   #119 
  - Al Gore! (used as an expression of surprise)  swimmernsecretsea   Jan-27-08 08:58 PM   #120 
  - Well  whatdoyouthink   Jan-27-08 09:04 PM   #121 
  - Have the palms been laid down yet?  sniffa   Jan-27-08 09:07 PM   #122 
  - sniffa, that was a hoot! :-D  frogmarch   Jan-27-08 09:09 PM   #123 
  - OMG (literally)  Southpawkicker   Jan-27-08 09:13 PM   #124 
  - Clinton remains undeterred... she fully expects an endorsement from Satan before 02/05..  RoadRage   Jan-27-08 09:13 PM   #125 
  - According to up thread  sniffa   Jan-27-08 09:21 PM   #126 
  - Brilliant!!  dancingAlone   Jan-27-08 09:29 PM   #127 
  - Hannah Montana concurs and endorses Obama  kurth   Jan-27-08 09:30 PM   #128 
  - LMAO!!!  D23MIURG23   Jan-27-08 09:35 PM   #129 
  - any video or link? n/t  cloud75   Jan-27-08 09:39 PM   #130 
  - The most perfect endorsement for Saint Obama yet!  libbygurl   Jan-27-08 09:49 PM   #131 
  - Very creative sniffa. Very creative indeed. LOL  IsItJustMe   Jan-27-08 10:14 PM   #133 
  - It Must Have Been Clinton's Talk About Keeping Nuclear Weapons "On The Table"  DrFunkenstein   Jan-27-08 10:18 PM   #136 
  - Hilarious.  blayne   Jan-27-08 11:04 PM   #138 
  - Why does Jesus hate strong women? nt  mckeown1128   Jan-27-08 11:08 PM   #140 
  - An unnamed apostle hinted that William Jennings Bryan may be resurrected to fill the VP slot.  Radical Activist   Jan-27-08 11:33 PM   #141 
  - I bet Oprah had something to do with this  ashling   Jan-28-08 12:07 AM   #142 
  - "Barack of ages, cleft for me, let me hide myself in thee;..."  94114_San_Francisco   Jan-28-08 12:53 AM   #143 
  - oh god I'm putting my helmet on....you better too  ElsewheresDaughter   Jan-28-08 12:56 AM   #144 
  - Well yeah but....  sss1977   Jan-28-08 03:07 AM   #145 
  - pure genius!  JustinL   Jan-28-08 03:33 AM   #146 
  - I have this to say about that:  Shakespeare   Jan-28-08 03:44 AM   #147 
  - !!!  kagehime   Jan-28-08 05:10 PM   #183 
  - Obama. I am shocked  rpannier   Jan-28-08 04:59 AM   #150 
  - Bravo! Funniest thing I've ever read here! K&R!  countryjake   Jan-28-08 07:09 AM   #153 
  - k&r for witty satire.  Laelth   Jan-28-08 07:53 AM   #156 
  - BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA  meegbear   Jan-28-08 08:17 AM   #158 
  - !  redqueen   Jan-28-08 09:09 AM   #160 
  - Dateline: Branson, Mo.  Oregonian   Jan-28-08 09:43 AM   #161 
  - That's only because he's black too.  mzmolly   Jan-28-08 10:10 AM   #164 
  - You said it  WilyWondr   Jan-28-08 11:13 AM   #165 
  - Terrific. Can't top that!  elixir   Jan-28-08 11:17 AM   #166 
  - This is a bit sac religious n/t  HopeforChange   Jan-28-08 11:37 AM   #167 
  - mmmm, sacralicious  sniffa   Jan-28-08 01:47 PM   #171 
  - Jesus who?  flasoapbox   Jan-28-08 11:44 AM   #168 
  - TFG!!!!  StClone   Jan-28-08 12:21 PM   #169 
  - As a Christian myself, this is the funniest of the mock endorsements. LOL!  davidwparker   Jan-28-08 01:17 PM   #170 
  - LOL.  donkeyotay   Jan-28-08 02:05 PM   #172 
  - Now what would happen if God then endorsed Edwards? A REAL religious war?...  calipendence   Jan-28-08 02:20 PM   #173 
  - Dance, Jesus, Dance  nichomachus   Jan-28-08 02:41 PM   #174 
  - Hallelujah! Thank you, Jesus!  David Zephyr   Jan-28-08 02:43 PM   #175 
  - The Black Messiah  otohara   Jan-28-08 03:40 PM   #176 
  - Holy crapoli, sniffa! Who IS that white man in the OP?  Buzz Clik   Jan-28-08 03:47 PM   #177 
  - It's Mormon Jesus obviously  sniffa   Jan-28-08 03:55 PM   #178 
  - Jesus drank the kool-aid  cd3dem   Jan-28-08 04:38 PM   #180 
  - IF there is a god, he would support Edwards, not Obama or Hillary.  TheGoldenRule   Jan-28-08 04:42 PM   #181 
  - All is not lost for Hillary: His Noodliness hasn't made an endorsement yet  temeah   Jan-28-08 05:08 PM   #182 
  - Hmm....  turtlensue   Jan-28-08 07:54 PM   #191 
  - DU Political Insider Blog: Rumours about split in Trinity endorsements  muriel_volestrangler   Jan-28-08 05:18 PM   #185 
  - *snort*  sniffa   Jan-28-08 06:46 PM   #188 
  - LOL  NoSheep   Jan-28-08 06:04 PM   #186 
  - My earlier posts got noticed by a poster on a knuckle-dragger site!  Deep13   Jan-28-08 06:38 PM   #187 
  - Damn. You support Hillary and you don't like Jeebus? Whoa.  Buzz Clik   Jan-28-08 07:45 PM   #190 
     - WTF is that supposed to mean?  Deep13   Jan-29-08 08:02 AM   #193 
        - Well, I'll tell ya. When you post on a joke thread...  Buzz Clik   Jan-29-08 11:25 AM   #195 
           - So you were joking? Or maybe you thought I was?  Deep13   Jan-29-08 11:30 AM   #196 
              - Maybe you incorrectly thought I give a flying fuck one way or another.  Buzz Clik   Jan-29-08 12:01 PM   #198 
                 - Still have no idea what you are talking about. nt  Deep13   Jan-29-08 12:04 PM   #200 
  - Dude, you have got to read what the humorless lurkers are saying about this thread.  Buzz Clik   Jan-28-08 07:39 PM   #189 
  - Soul Finger  English Lady   Jan-29-08 12:00 AM   #192 
  - You got Buzzflashed!!!!  seemslikeadream   Jan-29-08 10:43 AM   #194 
  - Big Time!!  sniffa   Jan-29-08 11:37 AM   #197 
     - From one of those links:  Buzz Clik   Jan-29-08 02:07 PM   #201 
  - sniffa, this is pure genius.  Midlodemocrat   Jan-29-08 12:03 PM   #199 
  - Educated, sophisticated America is posting this thread everywhere, but our stupid lurking friends...  Buzz Clik   Jan-29-08 06:31 PM   #202 
  - Are they still going on about it?  sniffa   Jan-29-08 07:37 PM   #205 
  - Man, you really turned over a rock.  Buzz Clik   Jan-29-08 07:43 PM   #206 
  - Dear lurking chickenshits.  Buzz Clik   Jan-30-08 11:11 AM   #207 
     - Oooh, very nice.  sniffa   Jan-31-08 10:19 AM   #210 
  - That was fucking hilarious!!!11  Shine   Jan-29-08 06:44 PM   #203 
  - Thank you  sniffa   Jan-29-08 07:36 PM   #204 
  - boy is Alan Keyes face red  Enrique   Jan-30-08 11:14 AM   #208 
  - We got visual proof!  robbedvoter   Jan-30-08 11:26 AM   #209 
  - OMG!  Sugar Smack   Feb-01-08 11:04 AM   #211 
 

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