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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 05:18 PM
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185. DU Political Insider Blog: Rumours about split in Trinity endorsements
While the headlines have been grabbed today by the surprise announcement of the enthusiastic backing of Christ for Barack Obama, those inside the Beltway report persistent rumours that this does not spread to the whole Trinity.

While God was unavailable for official comment, since He was moving in mysterious ways, an unattributable herald briefing dropped hints that the Creator of the Universe was more likely to favour the older candidate, Hillary Clinton, as opposed to the choice of Obama for His Son, whom he has previously described as 'belonging to the younger demographic - barely into His Third Millennium'. God the Father has cited his experience of Athenian democracy in the fifth century BC as giving Him a longer track record of picking winning candidates. "I mean, that 'BC' stand for something, you know what I'm saying?"

Meanwhile, the Holy Spirit gave a strong message of support for John Edwards. "While Edwards has many good messages, he just doesn't seem to get the coverage he deserves - and believe me, I know what that's like. I mean, just count up the number of mentions in the Bible that God and Jesus get, compared to me. If the printed media was all you looked at, you'd think this was a Trinity in Name Only".
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