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seasat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-25-07 05:42 PM
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19. A baby seal walks into a bar
the bar tender asks, "What'll you have?"

The seal replies, "Anything but a Candadian Club".

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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  -Seal Hunters Stranded in Ice Omaha Steve  Apr-25-07 03:52 PM   #0 
  - Can "lift them out" and has (PIC)  flvegan   Apr-25-07 03:54 PM   #1 
  - Yeow! I hope they don't get hit in the head with one of those 'copter blades!  KansDem   Apr-25-07 04:13 PM   #10 
  - They are usually designed that way - they either slip out of the ice's grip...  ReadTomPaine   Apr-25-07 04:15 PM   #11 
     - it's much better to be lifted up and out  NewYorkerfromMass   Apr-26-07 01:14 PM   #31 
  - yikes!  MonkeyFunk   Apr-25-07 03:56 PM   #2 
  - To them I say: How does it feel, huh, to be at the mercy of forces larger than yourself?  tblue   Apr-25-07 03:57 PM   #3 
  - I'm not nearly as nice as you are toward the seal murderers.  loudsue   Apr-25-07 05:28 PM   #17 
     - On second thought, let them rot. Who could murder a little seal???  tblue   Apr-25-07 07:00 PM   #20 
  - ah, that's a shame  AtomicKitten   Apr-25-07 03:57 PM   #4 
  - Excellent . . .release the polar bears, Smithers  gratuitous   Apr-25-07 03:58 PM   #5 
  - LOL! The polar bears could use some fattening up lately. nt  eppur_se_muova   Apr-25-07 08:28 PM   #21 
  - Let the baby seals come to their rescue...should they die?  angstlessk   Apr-25-07 03:59 PM   #6 
  - It's hard to feel bad for seal hunters  catgirl   Apr-25-07 04:01 PM   #7 
  - Good. (I'm NOT a compassionate liberal!) nt  lulu in NC   Apr-25-07 04:07 PM   #8 
  - Boo fucking hoo. nt  iconoclastic cat   Apr-25-07 04:11 PM   #9 
  - Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch!  frebrd   Apr-25-07 04:56 PM   #12 
  - Hope they have to stay there and wait for global warming to free them......  durtee librul   Apr-25-07 04:59 PM   #14 
     - LOL! Good one!  loudsue   Apr-25-07 05:29 PM   #18 
  - My heart is just breaking for those poor seal hunters.  Crunchy Frog   Apr-25-07 04:58 PM   #13 
  - "Can you hear me NOW?" - Mother Nature  DKRC   Apr-25-07 05:00 PM   #15 
  - He had flawless delivery with that line.  The Backlash Cometh   Apr-26-07 10:45 AM   #30 
  - What a . . .. shame?  ET Awful   Apr-25-07 05:26 PM   #16 
  - A baby seal walks into a bar  seasat   Apr-25-07 05:42 PM   #19 
  - Oh the karma of it all ... n/t  Catchawave   Apr-25-07 08:54 PM   #22 
  - I need a human skin coat.  Oregonian   Apr-26-07 12:36 AM   #23 
  - bummer  allalone   Apr-26-07 01:29 AM   #24 
  - God is pissed at these assholes!  IndianaGreen   Apr-26-07 01:31 AM   #25 
  - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! n/t  NCarolinawoman   Apr-26-07 01:37 AM   #26 
  - good, hope they stay stuck until seal hunting season is over  donsu   Apr-26-07 10:09 AM   #27 
  - You are all so polite. I hope they die.  robinlynne   Apr-26-07 10:43 AM   #28 
  - Karma is a bitch.  The Backlash Cometh   Apr-26-07 10:43 AM   #29 
  - Let those sick bastards freeze to death.  EnviroBat   Apr-26-07 01:25 PM   #32 
  - It sucks to be them, huh?  wildone   Apr-26-07 01:43 PM   #33 
  - who says there's no such thing as karma? . . . n/t  OneBlueSky   Apr-26-07 01:55 PM   #34 
  - I hope people club them in the head while they're on the ice.  Forkboy   Apr-26-07 02:39 PM   #35 
  - Hey what do ya know..Now if they could be clubbed & skinned  LibertyorDeath   Apr-26-07 04:27 PM   #36 
  - The responses to this disgust me.  Donald Ian Rankin   Apr-26-07 05:33 PM   #37 
  - KARMA??  Gloria   Apr-26-07 07:04 PM   #38 

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