Reply #5: The Commercials Practically Write Themselves, Sir

[The Magistrate]

"Did you know the Republican National Committee is on the same page as gay pornographers?

"That's right: The Republican National Committee pays for smear ads against Democrats with cash from the biggest gay pornographers in the world!

"The Republican National Committee is funded by gay pornographers. Cash from gay pornographers fuels the "family values" of Republican candidates all across the country!"

In a thirty-second ad, it ought to be possible to say some permutation of "The Republican National Committee is funded by gay pornographers" between six and eight times, in sepulchuric tones of disgust, with either black screen and letterings of the announcer's words, or suitable stills culled from specials on parades or nightlife....