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BlueJazz

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Mon Aug-21-06 05:25 PM
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6. One more Coffee joke...

A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned forward, put her head in her hands and said to her husband "Honey, I feel terrible! My head hurts, my back's killing me and my left breast just burns and burns." He said "I'm gonna help you, Dear. I'll get you some aspirins for the headache, I'll rub your back with Myoflex for the backache, and if you'll sit up and get your Tit out of the coffee, it'll stop burning."

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