Reply #41: guaranteed to get me out of bed in the morning

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I'll sometimes stay in bed listening to the news but as soon as Paul Harvey comes on I leap out and dash to the other side of the room to turn off the radio. I think he's the otherwise moderate-to-leftish station's concession to fair and balanced.

Isn't he like 149 years old now? He sounded old and cranky when I first heard him in 1970.