Reply #8: If we were using Republican smear-points, we would have mentioned...

[Atlant]

No, those are justthe valid arguments against selecting John F. Kerry
as our nominee. If we were using Republican smear-points, we would
have mentioned:

• He's a NORTHEASTERN Lib'ruhl! And he clearly doesn't like
  the South or Southerners.
  
  
• He swears (usingthe "F" word in interviews)! What will we tell
  the children?
  
  
• He VOTED to give Our President(TM) the authority to go
  and fight the terrorists on their home turf, and now he's got
  the nerve to attack Our President(TM) for doing what he told
  him to do in the first place!
  
  
• He comes from that same Northeast Liberal State(TM) as
  that Ultra-Liberal philandering drunk, Teddie "Chappaquiddick"
  Kennedy.
  
  
• (Whisper this one with me: He's got the "Big C!")
  
  
• In his antiwar hippie days, he threw away his war medals
  in an amazing display of how unpatriotic he is. In fact, among
  all his Hollyweird Lib'ruhl friends, he probably knows Jane Fonda
  personally (if you know what I mean).
  
  
• He's divorced, got his Catholic Marriage annulled, and
  re-married.
  
  
• He's a pro-abortion "Catholic".

They'll have about a million of these concepts fully field-tested
and rolled out in time for November 2nd.

Atlant