Reply #4: Yeah, the five second delay would get a workout for sure

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"Really Tweety? Well, you blow-dried, overprimped {bleep}, let me {bleep} tell YOU something. Tom DeLay is a {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} and you know what he's been {bleep} doing to our country? He's bent it over his office desk and {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} it, while you and your {bleep} media {bleep} asshole (whoops!) cronies have had your hands down your pants, {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep} {bleep}."

Okay, the mic would have been cut long before I got to that point, but I think I'd get the message across. And Tweety for sure wouldn't be laughing it off like he did when batshit crazy Zell Miller challenged him to a duel.