Focus on what really matters....Semen Stains.

[democrank]

You know I`m right. Semen matters. On a 1 to 10, it blows lying about a war right off the charts and makes outing a covert C.I.A. operative look like child`s play. While I`m at it, don`t bother mentioning any torture planes or Rambo mercenaries. Being a Real American Patriot with moral family values, I don`t like hearing all that left-wing stuff. We have to fight them there so we don`t have to fight them here. George Bush knows this. You`ll notice there hasn`t been another terrorist attack on our soil since he went to Ground Zero and picked up that bullhorn. That`s why Republican Party tee shirts all say: FEAR THIS.

Karl Rove knows Republicans love freedom and Democrats and terrorists hate people who love freedom. That`s what the war in Iraq is all about. Freedom spreaders vs. Freedom Haters. That`s why we had to take over their oilfields...to make them more free.

Let up on Karl Rove. If he bugged an office or two or ordered a hero suit for President Bush, or even outed Joe Wilson`s wife, it was for the good of the New American Century. He`s like America`s Sidekick. Always there when you need him.