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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 12:35 AM
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6. My list, rather inocuous
**Cold, wet, freezing rain, like slivers of glass, or sharp needles, pounding down just as that right hand is raised. Temperatures on the cusp of freezing, that drop, quickly, accompanied by gusting winds that make the "real feel" seem like ten below. Hats go flying, chairs tumble over, the elderly leave the dais for the safety of the warm Cap!

**A bolt of lightning hitting the PA system, not injuring anyone, but scaring the fucking crap out of EVERYONE. It needs to be one of those TV or MOVIE type lighting bolts, so that it can be seen from some distance and there's no mistake as to what it is. A real MOSES-STYLE lightning bolt, if ya know what I mean.

**A bit of incontinence, noticeable, malodorous incontinence, on the part of the Emperor, causing his gait to be more weecowboy-like than usual, as he tries to walk with a load in his trou. He takes the oath with trembling hand and quavering voice, and by his fear and cowardice, is diminished into lame-duckedness for the remainder of his term.

**Accurate reporting of the events in the news media.
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  - all over Babs!  feistydem   Jan-20-05 12:33 AM   #4 
  - * tripping and falling in mud would be pretty cool  geekgrrl   Jan-20-05 12:35 AM   #5 
  - My list, rather inocuous  MADem   Jan-20-05 12:35 AM   #6 
  - That is some downright laugh out loud funny stuff, MADem!  feistydem   Jan-20-05 12:38 AM   #10 
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  - The whole coronation is wrong to begin with.  AntiCoup2K4   Jan-20-05 12:50 AM   #14 
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