Reply #68: Okay folks

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Some fun time. I posted to the thread, so if people can keep an eye out for my post, I'd appreciate it! I posted under hyphenate001, and here for your pleasure is my response to Wanda:

Wanda, Wanda, Wanda

I feel so sorry for you. How are your feet, hon? Running around barefoot all the time must make them pretty sore, I'll bet. You should at least wear some socks, don't you think? Especially in the wintertime when it gets a little too cold to be in your bare feet.

And how's your back, girl? What number is this? My, all you Christian women, I have to applaud your efforts to breeding your little ones so well. After all, we atheists, feminists and agnostics don't want to add any more burden to the world by overbreeding, but I have to admit your resolve in keeping your bloodlines going--although you DO know that your first cousins are taboo, right? Too many mixed genes or some other stupid scientific stuff makes it rather dangerous to have children by your cousins. Although Billy Ray DID try to rape you that one time....since he was related, you didn't press charges, but well, you're just glad you had a miscarriage because God forbid you would never have had an abortion!!

Oh, I totally agree. All those nasty homos need to be put down forever! Stay in the closet you nasty vermin! I mean, really! What DO they want, huh? They want to be treated like human beings? Oh my God, no! They're unnatural, they're sick and they're going to bring down all the GOOD people in our country!

I totally agree about Iraq, though. We must kill them all if we can't convert them. I mean, what would Jesus do, huh? I think if Jesus were alive today, he's have a machine gun in hand and attacking them on the streets of Bagdad, calling them little "sand niggers" and blasting away, even if they're children, women and old men. We definitely can't let them survive, can we? After all, they're not Christians like you!!

Oh, my, and I'm SO with you on the public school system! Those heinous heretics, trying to teach evolution instead of the real truth--that God himself created our world in 7 days, and did it only 10,000 years ago. Well, WE know that, don't we? Those pesky archaeologists with their so-called science and that tool of the Devil himself of carbon-dating! Don't these people know that the Lord himself is testing us when these people try to proclaim that something is millions of years old? We must not give in to the villainous devil or those things which test our firm and resolve! Even if they try to tell us that fossils and excavations make our literal interpretation of the New Testament seem positively whacked! WE believe, and while they SHOULD believe, they can't. We MUST pray for them. Even if it isn't going to help save them when the Rapture comes.

And free expression! That is one of the most horrendous things of all! How dare these people presume that they can spew out anything or try to contradict the word of our lord! And St. George--don't they understand that George Bush is the second coming of Christ, our Lord? HE is the one we must follow, or be forever condemned to roam the Earth like the heretics and sinners will after the apocalypse! These people just don't understand that we must prepare ourselves and reform them so that they, too, can warm their faces in the presence of God himself!

My dear Wanda, I am with you totally and completely as we must all join together now and pray for our salvation. We must convert those that we can, and pray for the souls of those we can't in order to gain our rightful place seated at God's right hand. And for those who don't want to be saved, well, dear, we'll have done our best, and that's all we can hope for. God Bless You.


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On edit: I tried to look for my message, and it looks like someone reported it or something, as it's not showing up. It would be message #4459 according to the initial posting, but I've tried to access it, and it's only going up to 4458.