Reply #8: Several people

[DulceDecorum]

have claimed to have seen Elvis alive - since his demise.
What reason do you have to believe they are lying?

As for U.S. Army Sgt. Major Tony Rose,
the guy who claimed to have picked up a child's hand
I have but one word to say to him.
HAIR.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=125&topic_id=2058&mesg_id=2058

EVERY LAST SINGLE PERSON WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN WITHIN THE PENTAGON EMERGED WITH THEIR HAIR INTACT.
Rose himself claims to have been slithering on a floor covered with burning jet fuel which was presumably floating atop of the water put out by the sprinklers. This floor was later found to be completely undamaged by the plane, to the point that it was simply resurfaced and put back into operation.
The man is fireproof.
The T-Shirt he placed over his face was capable of filtering out toxins and lung-searing super-heated smoke.
And he finished the day with all the hair he had when he got up that morning.

Rose is alleged to have rescued NINE people from this inferno.
Even the firefighters there did no such thing. Those professionals have stated that the area was almost empty and those few in the vicinity vacated under their own steam.

It takes less effort to believe in the presence of WMDs in Iraq than it does to give credence to this maudlin tale.