Reply #46: And again, may I remind you that ANYTHING that puts the REAL Criminals at risk is NOT HARD NEWS.

[TheWatcher]

It is dangerous kookery that has to be immediately silenced for our own good.

If people start to think for themselves, the seas will boil, the skies will fall, dogs, cats, living together.....Mass Hysteria.

oh, and The Terrorists will win.

And chuckle inside their caves.

With their iPhones.

Now, we return you to the Ninth Season of American Idol, already in Progress.

Will Ryan actually square off and bitchslap Simon LIVE?!!!!!

Focus on the important things!

You're an AMERICAN!

And Good Americans Don't Question Anything.