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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:56 AM
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3. It's Like The Old Joke
A guy goes hunting. Suddenly, a naked woman jumps out from behind a tree.

He: "Are you game?"

She: "Yes."

So he shot her....

:-)
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  -GUNS IN THE NEWS--May 21, 2004 MrBenchley  May-21-04 07:56 AM   #0 
  - Union County man on trial in accidental shooting (GA)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 07:58 AM   #1 
  - Hmmm..  LibLabUK   May-21-04 08:37 AM   #2 
     - It's Like The Old Joke  CO Liberal   May-21-04 08:56 AM   #3 
     - Bad hunting jokes...  mosin   May-21-04 09:07 AM   #5 
     - Incidentally.....  CO Liberal   May-21-04 11:28 AM   #24 
        - where the hell are you guys on bad joke Tuesday  lunabush   May-21-04 04:24 PM   #98 
           - my modest proposal  iverglas   May-21-04 04:45 PM   #102 
              - oh, I guess you are correct  lunabush   May-21-04 04:50 PM   #103 
              - say, what language do you speak, anyway?  iverglas   May-21-04 05:08 PM   #106 
                 - I am from Minnesota, of course I know a loon  lunabush   May-21-04 05:18 PM   #107 
              - Oooold Russian joke  mosin   May-21-04 04:53 PM   #104 
     - But she may have lived...  MrSandman   May-21-04 07:58 PM   #108 
     - Reckless shooting  mosin   May-21-04 09:02 AM   #4 
        - Hell...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 09:37 AM   #7 
           - Right...  mosin   May-21-04 09:52 AM   #9 
           - No confusion here...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 10:19 AM   #13 
           - "him"??  iverglas   May-21-04 12:11 PM   #32 
              - "or her?"  mosin   May-21-04 12:42 PM   #41 
           - Another day, another lie  slackmaster   May-21-04 11:35 AM   #25 
              - Yup, who's surprised to see slack doing it again?  MrBenchley   May-21-04 11:52 AM   #29 
              - Thank you for proving my point!!!  slackmaster   May-21-04 12:09 PM   #31 
                 - What idiotically absurd crap RKBAers will peddle  MrBenchley   May-21-04 12:21 PM   #33 
                    - Disregard MrBenchley's angry rhetoric and read the discussions  slackmaster   May-21-04 12:28 PM   #35 
                       - And you'll still find "enthusiasts" pushing guns for the blind  MrBenchley   May-21-04 12:40 PM   #40 
                          - Sure...  FatSlob   May-21-04 12:46 PM   #44 
                             - So how ARE "blacks, Jews and women" "professional victims," fat slob  MrBenchley   May-21-04 12:49 PM   #47 
                                - Red Herring  slackmaster   May-21-04 12:52 PM   #49 
                                - Nope--it's the centerpiece of a "pro gun" bit of drivel fat slob posted  MrBenchley   May-21-04 12:59 PM   #53 
                                - Ask the author.  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:01 PM   #56 
                                   - You dredged her up, fat slob, and claimed her piece had merit  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:04 PM   #59 
                                      - It does bear some looking into by trained individuals  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:08 PM   #63 
                                         - Then explain how "blacks, Jews and women" are "professional victims"  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:13 PM   #68 
                                         - Reading comprehension can be helped at educate.com  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:21 PM   #72 
                                            - Too bad for you honesty can't...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:23 PM   #74 
                                               - I've answered before.  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:34 PM   #79 
                                               - So tell us...what constitutes this "professional victim"?  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:41 PM   #81 
                                               - I write "that" all the time. It is an excellent word.  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:50 PM   #85 
                                               - So are you telling us racism doesn't exist?  MrBenchley   May-21-04 02:06 PM   #87 
                                               - Nope, nice try though.  FatSlob   May-22-04 11:46 AM   #109 
                                               - ahem  iverglas   May-21-04 03:45 PM   #95 
                                               - He hasn't got the chops for "chappy"....  MrBenchley   May-21-04 04:05 PM   #96 
                                         - snork  iverglas   May-21-04 03:31 PM   #93 
                                            - Evidently  MrBenchley   May-21-04 03:44 PM   #94 
                                            - I proclaim that everybody believes you.  FatSlob   May-22-04 11:50 AM   #110 
                                               - Proclaim away, fat slob....  MrBenchley   May-22-04 12:52 PM   #111 
                                            - "faux outrage"  mosin   May-21-04 04:30 PM   #99 
                                               - my dear ... turkey  iverglas   May-21-04 04:37 PM   #100 
                                                  - Mmm. Bratwurst with muster and sauer kraut...  mosin   May-21-04 04:45 PM   #101 
              - You're Wrong, Slack  CO Liberal   May-21-04 12:35 PM   #37 
                 - I know the difference between use and ownership  slackmaster   May-21-04 12:38 PM   #39 
                 - Those Threads Talked About Vision-Impaired People USING GUNS  CO Liberal   May-21-04 12:58 PM   #52 
                    - Slack is trying to make some distinction between  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:02 PM   #57 
                 - And so I gave slack the links...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 12:42 PM   #42 
                    - None of those discussions pertained to guns for the blind  slackmaster   May-21-04 12:50 PM   #48 
                       - Slack....  CO Liberal   May-21-04 01:00 PM   #54 
                       - That's right, using guns  slackmaster   May-21-04 01:03 PM   #58 
                          - It Doesn't Really Matter WHO Owns The Gun, Slack  CO Liberal   May-21-04 01:09 PM   #64 
                             - In most situations I would almost agree with that statement  slackmaster   May-21-04 01:11 PM   #66 
                       - Too TOO funny...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:00 PM   #55 
                          - Gee, Bench, I can play "Let's make a list" too  slackmaster   May-21-04 01:05 PM   #60 
                             - And that's why I'm actually QUOTING and you're pouting  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:10 PM   #65 
                                - You want quotes, you've got quotes  slackmaster   May-21-04 01:20 PM   #71 
                                   - just a coupla things  iverglas   May-21-04 03:12 PM   #91 
                                      - You might recall  MrBenchley   May-21-04 03:24 PM   #92 
  - "Neighbors Help Woman, 84, Caught With Pistol In Purse"  mosin   May-21-04 09:18 AM   #6 
  - hmmmm  iverglas   May-21-04 11:40 AM   #26 
     - One wonders how much protection  MrBenchley   May-21-04 12:47 PM   #45 
     - Regular testing  mosin   May-21-04 12:55 PM   #51 
  - Shooting victim in fair condition (OH)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 09:38 AM   #8 
  - If only...  mosin   May-21-04 09:57 AM   #11 
     - Gee, wasn't the whole dishonest idea of the CCW law  MrBenchley   May-21-04 10:20 AM   #14 
     - "would never happen"  mosin   May-21-04 10:35 AM   #17 
        - So tell us...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 11:15 AM   #21 
     - If only....  LibLabUK   May-21-04 11:01 AM   #19 
        - Evidently  MrBenchley   May-21-04 11:14 AM   #20 
        - uh oh, now you're in trouble  iverglas   May-21-04 11:43 AM   #28 
        - "faux outrage"  mosin   May-21-04 12:38 PM   #38 
        - "Roy Rogers"  mosin   May-21-04 12:34 PM   #36 
  - Two People Shot At South Florida Business  MrBenchley   May-21-04 09:54 AM   #10 
  - If only...  mosin   May-21-04 10:00 AM   #12 
     - If only Florida took ANY steps to try to keep guns  MrBenchley   May-21-04 10:23 AM   #15 
        - If only...  mosin   May-21-04 10:39 AM   #18 
           - You're welcome to it....  MrBenchley   May-21-04 11:16 AM   #22 
           - New Jersey has CCW  DonP   May-21-04 11:42 AM   #27 
              - Gee, and yet...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 11:56 AM   #30 
              - New Jersey CCW! Ha!  mosin   May-21-04 12:23 PM   #34 
                 - Now now...You guys shoot it out among yourselves...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 12:44 PM   #43 
                 - ATTENTION CRIMINALS!  FatSlob   May-21-04 12:48 PM   #46 
                    - Gee, fat slob...are you saying Don P is lying?  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:06 PM   #61 
                       - Nope, note the word (virtually)  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:11 PM   #67 
                          - So in other words...it was just more mindless drivel  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:15 PM   #69 
                             - The word you are looking for is rhetoric.  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:18 PM   #70 
                                - No, it was drivel, just as I said....  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:25 PM   #75 
                                   - You sure love the edit feature, don't you.  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:36 PM   #80 
                                      - Yeah, fat slob....  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:43 PM   #82 
                                         - Have fun.  FatSlob   May-21-04 01:51 PM   #86 
                 - actually  Romulus   May-21-04 12:54 PM   #50 
                    - In other words...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:08 PM   #62 
                       - In other words...  mosin   May-21-04 01:29 PM   #77 
                          - That's what the GOP says...but they're corrupt shitheels...  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:44 PM   #83 
  - Man Dead After Shooting, Crash Into Creek (IN)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 10:26 AM   #16 
  - Foot chase through yards yields arrest (KS)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 11:18 AM   #23 
  - City Wins Right to U.S. Data on Firearms (NY)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:21 PM   #73 
  - "federal magistrate"  mosin   May-21-04 01:27 PM   #76 
  - Kerry Faces Opposition From NRA Members  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:31 PM   #78 
  - Toddler hurt as gun goes off in bedroom (NC)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 01:46 PM   #84 
  - Resident with rifle prompts evacuation (NV)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 02:09 PM   #88 
  - St. Louis TV station cameraman wounded in drive-by shooting  MrBenchley   May-21-04 02:27 PM   #89 
  - Man held for gun possession, assault (TX)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 02:58 PM   #90 
  - Man Shot At 14 Times Nearly Crashes Into Home (TX)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 04:19 PM   #97 
  - Man who ran through school pleads guilty to weapons charge (ND)  MrBenchley   May-21-04 05:02 PM   #105 
 

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