Reply #88: heh, except for the bottled moose (?)

[iverglas]

Those apply to all real Canadians (the Hallowe'en costume is the classic, and totally true, although it depends on the year).

Torontonians and Vancouverites not being real Canadians, of course.

Toronto Life magazine had an article a few years ago (actually, I may have read it a few days before the snowstorm for which the army got called out to dig Torontonians' cars out of the snow) about how other Canadians were divided on whether they hated Toronto or not. Torontonians couldn't decide whether to be flattered or insulted that not everybody hated them, since one way or the other their rightful place in the centre of the universe didn't seem to be getting recognized.