Reply #31: I'm divorced and live in Florida, and I seem to attract some of these ...

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older women.

The last one used to stop when she was walking down the street if she noticed me sitting on the porch and talk for a while. For a while I enjoyed talking to her as she was a former school teacher and knew a lot about the history of the town I live in.

One time she told me how she had bought a Taurus Judge for self defense.



Unfortunately she decided to take it to the courthouse to show the judge. Fortunately she wasn't arrested. The Judge called her son and he confiscated her Judge.

I finally began to suspect that she was interested in more than conversation and had to quit sitting on the porch. My daughter would tell the lady that I wasn't home when she knocked on the door.

I don't need an older Florida woman as a girl friend, especially one who likes to drink excessively and who likes enormous firearms. I enjoy my life far too much for that.