Need some hard-hitting anti-conservative jokes.

[rockymountaindem]

I posted this in the lounge and was told that this forum would be a better place to ask my question.

One of my friends who claims not to like talking politics sent me this really infuriating anti-Democratic party joke that I won't bother to repeat here.

Now I don't like to let such challenges go unanswered, but I'm not much of a joke man myself. Please help me piss off a conservative (actually, it's 4 conservatives) :)

I need some good jokes that make fun of Republicans for their beliefs and practices. Plain old anti-Bush jokes will not suffice here. I'd really appreciate some help here. Thanks!!

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