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Northwind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 08:28 PM
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Clark campaign admits to eating spam
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Presidential Ambiguity Wesley Clark admitted to eating spam today in an interview with Rooters.

"Well no shit sherlock! Spam was originally created as a way to provide soldiers in the field with meat! Of course I ate it! It's damn good with them pineapples on it," Clark opined.

Asked whether or not he had eaten a baby this week, Clark refused comment except to say, "Well if I had, you can bet your ass I would have had Cheese Whiz on it and not swiss like that sissy bitch Kerry!"

Note: Anyone who takes this in the least seriously is in desperate need of a violent enema to remove their cranium from their rectal opening.
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  -Clark campaign admits to eating spam Northwind  Aug-18-03 08:28 PM   #0 
  - HAHHAHAH  JI7   Aug-18-03 08:33 PM   #1 
  - But where does he stand on federal spam subsidies??  GOPBasher   Aug-18-03 08:36 PM   #2 
  - If he hasn't said anything about it,  acerbic   Aug-18-03 08:42 PM   #3 
  - Yeah, you got it!  GOPBasher   Aug-18-03 08:47 PM   #5 
  - Here, here!  ewagner   Aug-18-03 08:44 PM   #4 
  - I for one  Northwind   Aug-19-03 09:04 AM   #8 
     - The funny thing is  GOPBasher   Aug-19-03 10:41 AM   #9 
        - Um, yes, I know  Northwind   Aug-19-03 12:34 PM   #10 
  - But will he admit to eating deep-fried twinkie?  Feanorcurufinwe   Aug-18-03 08:56 PM   #6 
  - please no spam for me  whathappened   Aug-18-03 09:30 PM   #7 
  - What will you g-men have for lunch?  forradalom   Aug-19-03 03:26 PM   #11 
  - I had spam last night  dwickham   Aug-19-03 04:40 PM   #12 
     - ugh spam  VermontDem2004   Aug-19-03 04:59 PM   #13 

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