Not_Giving_Up
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Fri Jul-15-11 11:16 PM
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| 57. In our house, we close the lid completely |
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Had a cat that played in the toilet....My hubby doesn't flush after he pees, but will after the other...I hate seeing pee just sitting there...ick!
If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!
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| -Bathroom Ettiquette for all you dumbasses out there |
Incitatus |
Jul-15-11 09:29 AM |
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geeze |
BillStein |
Jul-15-11 09:32 AM |
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The maid at my workplace says lots of people don't seem to know to do that. |
raccoon |
Jul-15-11 09:38 AM |
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I'm guessing |
RSillsbee |
Jul-15-11 11:58 AM |
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Thats ok for urinals, but how about the other, if you kknow what I mean |
demosincebirth |
Jul-15-11 02:28 PM |
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A comode can be fitted w/ an auto flusher as well NT |
RSillsbee |
Jul-15-11 08:48 PM |
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I guess you, really, don't know what I mean. nt |
demosincebirth |
Jul-15-11 11:07 PM |
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I guess I don't sorry. NT |
RSillsbee |
Jul-16-11 01:33 AM |
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And MUST I bring up the subject of seat up/seat down? |
nolabear |
Jul-15-11 09:38 AM |
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That is why women should always raise the seat after they have finished. |
ohiosmith |
Jul-15-11 09:43 AM |
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Yeah, you better hide behind that wall, brother! |
freshwest |
Jul-17-11 02:28 AM |
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You don't look at the seat before you sit down? |
bigwillq |
Jul-15-11 11:17 AM |
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I DO look, But it's the considerate thing to do. |
nolabear |
Jul-15-11 11:09 PM |
#55 |
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The one time I fell in was after surgery |
csziggy |
Jul-15-11 11:38 PM |
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(Ex) hubby did that to me when I was 8 mos pregnant. Not |
DebJ |
Jul-16-11 07:59 AM |
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Oh, man - that had to have s*cked! |
csziggy |
Jul-16-11 06:59 PM |
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The default position is the seat being DOWN. |
Darth_Kitten |
Jul-16-11 08:11 AM |
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I always put it down. |
bigwillq |
Jul-16-11 08:25 AM |
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Well, I look too, but if somebody has to make a visit in the middle of the night.... |
Darth_Kitten |
Jul-16-11 10:16 AM |
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True |
bigwillq |
Jul-16-11 10:22 AM |
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The default position is seat AND LID down |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-16-11 12:58 PM |
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+1 |
freshwest |
Jul-17-11 02:30 AM |
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Absolutely 100% correct (nt) |
Patiod |
Jul-17-11 10:16 AM |
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Women can put the seat down, as easy as the man |
MicaelS |
Jul-15-11 02:16 PM |
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True dat. But trust me, they'll like you better if you do. |
nolabear |
Jul-15-11 11:11 PM |
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Seat is meant to be down. If you lift it up,you put it down. Period. |
Darth_Kitten |
Jul-16-11 08:07 AM |
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Um....the default position of ANY seat (car, plane, toilet) is DOWN. |
WinkyDink |
Jul-16-11 12:37 PM |
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Wrong... |
MicaelS |
Jul-16-11 12:51 PM |
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Taken a number of trips on the porcelain throne, have you? |
freshwest |
Jul-17-11 02:32 AM |
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but if HE lifts it up it's HIS job to put it down |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-16-11 01:10 PM |
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my dog taught me to put the seat down |
DBoon |
Jul-15-11 11:04 PM |
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or sitting on all the dribble left on the seat |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-16-11 01:05 PM |
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+100000000000000000000000000 |
Darth_Kitten |
Jul-16-11 08:08 AM |
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Not to mention that the spray from flushing the toilet |
WolverineDG |
Jul-16-11 11:20 AM |
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In all seriousness: A man should NOT wish a woman to touch a toilet seat. |
WinkyDink |
Jul-16-11 12:36 PM |
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This is why I plan on staying single forever. |
Forkboy |
Jul-16-11 07:19 PM |
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and that's why I always leave the seat down. |
provis99 |
Jul-17-11 01:43 AM |
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If you use a sanitary seat cover |
Pool Hall Ace |
Jul-15-11 09:50 AM |
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that's called an ass gasket |
LynneSin |
Jul-15-11 10:17 AM |
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I thought it was a butt washer |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-15-11 11:11 AM |
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I remember driving across the country in 1972 |
pink-o |
Jul-16-11 11:47 AM |
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And if you do that thing where you put strips of TP on the seat, don't just leave it there!!! |
Gidney N Cloyd |
Jul-15-11 10:17 AM |
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and that's called building a nest or nesting |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-15-11 11:12 AM |
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I admire your knowledge of bathroom vocabulary. |
Pool Hall Ace |
Jul-15-11 11:52 AM |
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I got that one from an old girlfriend of one of my brothers |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-15-11 12:50 PM |
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you're killing me! |
shanti |
Jul-16-11 02:24 AM |
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I don't want to have to explain the concept of a courtesy flush. |
MilesColtrane |
Jul-15-11 09:54 AM |
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I always wanted to use this smilie... |
madinmaryland |
Jul-15-11 10:09 AM |
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This is probably the only place for it. I can't figure it out. Not enough fruit? |
freshwest |
Jul-15-11 11:36 AM |
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as i told son YESTERDAY, dont go in MY bathroom and take the roll of toilet paper |
seabeyond |
Jul-15-11 10:13 AM |
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And make sure you get rid of that damn ass gasket you had to put on the toilet seat |
LynneSin |
Jul-15-11 10:17 AM |
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and do your stuff IN the toilet |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-15-11 11:07 AM |
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damn hover-ers |
nadine_mn |
Jul-15-11 10:31 PM |
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That wastes water. |
rug |
Jul-15-11 11:14 AM |
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I have no problem peeing on/in someone else's pee. |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 11:59 AM |
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I always thought that protector was to keep your ass dry if someone pissed on the seat |
Duer 157099 |
Jul-15-11 12:56 PM |
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I meant the "toilet paper seat cover" |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:10 PM |
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Oh, that. Well, I've resorted to that too |
Duer 157099 |
Jul-15-11 01:15 PM |
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Well, I learned something new today. |
Pool Hall Ace |
Jul-16-11 05:34 PM |
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you need to build a nest to protect your bits |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-16-11 12:09 AM |
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This is such a fantastic post |
WildEyedLiberal |
Jul-16-11 01:32 PM |
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Yes, yes, yes |
kimi |
Jul-16-11 07:47 PM |
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and seat covers that don't even FIT the damn seat in the first place! |
TorchTheWitch |
Jul-17-11 12:43 AM |
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Why, oh why can I not rec your post? Too funny! |
rubberducky |
Jul-17-11 10:20 AM |
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And poetry too! |
RedCloud |
Jul-15-11 11:24 AM |
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat. |
demmiblue |
Jul-15-11 11:40 AM |
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If it's yellow, let it mellow. |
Iggo |
Jul-15-11 11:32 AM |
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Don't sit in the stall talking on your cell phone. It's more than a little creepy. |
ohiosmith |
Jul-15-11 12:06 PM |
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And you know how many phones are lost because of that? |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:20 PM |
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And stop peeing on the seat. |
geardaddy |
Jul-15-11 12:07 PM |
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Should we pee on the handle instead? |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:29 PM |
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If I go into a public restroom where there are open urinals |
geardaddy |
Jul-15-11 01:33 PM |
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Maybe they have difficult underwear. |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:34 PM |
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So, I can assume that |
geardaddy |
Jul-15-11 01:37 PM |
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That is an excellent hypothesis. |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:42 PM |
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Some people suffer from "shy bladder syndrome" |
MicaelS |
Jul-15-11 02:21 PM |
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also this pic: |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 02:24 PM |
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I don't understand this symbol. Is this to prevent some sort of Larry Craig mixup? |
Pool Hall Ace |
Jul-16-11 05:42 PM |
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I will use the urinal. I won't use the trench. |
krispos42 |
Jul-15-11 11:20 PM |
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I call it the trough |
geardaddy |
Jul-15-11 11:49 PM |
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Reminds me of a line from the Drew Carey show: |
Initech |
Jul-16-11 01:51 AM |
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I will forgive a 4 year old for not flushing. |
mysuzuki2 |
Jul-15-11 12:54 PM |
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I won't. 50 lashes. |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:11 PM |
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How will you prepare that 4-year-old for the hardships of life if you forgive |
LynneSin |
Jul-15-11 01:13 PM |
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and wash your hands! |
KeepItReal |
Jul-15-11 01:21 PM |
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but what if you sit to pee and don't touch anything? |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:26 PM |
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Nah, you touched your underwear. Check the ewww thread. You may have cooties. |
freshwest |
Jul-15-11 01:27 PM |
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Thank God I had my wallet in that handy pouch of my underwear. |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 01:29 PM |
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Oh is THAT what that pouch is for? |
Iggo |
Jul-15-11 02:22 PM |
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isn't that uncomfortable? |
kick-ass-bob |
Jul-15-11 02:25 PM |
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Sadly, no. (n/t) |
Iggo |
Jul-15-11 02:37 PM |
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This whole thread reminds me of a joke |
kimi |
Jul-15-11 09:45 PM |
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Monk06 |
Jul-16-11 02:04 AM |
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In our house, we close the lid completely |
Not_Giving_Up |
Jul-15-11 11:16 PM |
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This one's for guys only: Don't be a douche and use the center urinal. |
Initech |
Jul-16-11 01:49 AM |
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But what if I'm lonely ? |
Monk06 |
Jul-16-11 02:03 AM |
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Consider yourself lucky I don't just piss on all three. |
Forkboy |
Jul-16-11 07:23 PM |
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they never seem to do that n/t |
TK421 |
Jul-16-11 01:51 AM |
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wash your hands before you leave the bathroom too |
WolverineDG |
Jul-16-11 11:16 AM |
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nah, I'd rather they didn't bother if all they are going to do is wet their fingertips |
Kali |
Jul-16-11 01:09 PM |
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Nah, I wash my junk in the morning |
flying rabbit |
Jul-17-11 01:33 AM |
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you people who don't wash up after leaving a stall at work |
Skittles |
Jul-16-11 08:31 PM |
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Be like Pop, not like Sis, lift the seat before you piss. |
BiggJawn |
Jul-17-11 02:18 AM |
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Sorry if anyone has a problem that I have a problem with this . . . |
HughBeaumont |
Jul-17-11 06:17 AM |
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