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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-11 08:44 PM
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5. Would you like your food with or without >>
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  -ewwww moment in grocery checkout line grasswire  Jul-10-11 08:08 PM   #0 
  - There are bad cooties, and then there are good cooties.  rug   Jul-10-11 08:14 PM   #1 
  - I don't want ANY cooties from person unknown  grasswire   Jul-10-11 08:16 PM   #2 
  - That's my cue to move to the next checkout line  derby378   Jul-10-11 08:37 PM   #3 
  - Are you sure? I put a very small wallet in my front pocket. I'd never put anything in my underwear.  freshwest   Jul-10-11 08:43 PM   #4 
  - large wallet, shoved down inside her very low-rise crotch  grasswire   Jul-10-11 08:49 PM   #6 
     - Did she look intoxicated, oblivious or her pants had no pockets? I'm clueless about why.  freshwest   Jul-10-11 09:18 PM   #10 
        - sure, but by cooties I meant biological material of some kind, not critters.  grasswire   Jul-10-11 10:11 PM   #12 
           - most people's hands are probably grosser and more contaminated than that wallet  Kali   Jul-11-11 12:32 AM   #16 
  - Would you like your food with or without >>  BlueJazz   Jul-10-11 08:44 PM   #5 
  - This thread is useless without pictures.  KamaAina   Jul-10-11 09:04 PM   #7 
  - Be careful what you wish for.  rug   Jul-10-11 09:09 PM   #8 
     - That's a guy, doofus.  KamaAina   Jul-10-11 09:37 PM   #11 
  - Now, when you say "jammed".... nt  Shagbark Hickory   Jul-10-11 09:11 PM   #9 
  - I hate it when people put their small kids on the checkstand  Beaverhausen   Jul-10-11 11:07 PM   #13 
  - I saw a lady bring a bird into the self check and put it down where....  grasswire   Jul-10-11 11:43 PM   #14 
     - Wow, what an interesting neighborhood. I like the earthy quality of yours. Sometimes we have birds..  freshwest   Jul-11-11 12:06 AM   #15 
     - yeah, but salmonella from a lizard can make ya sick.  grasswire   Jul-12-11 11:47 AM   #19 
     - That's not as unsanitary as putting raw chicken on the checkout counter.  Kceres   Jul-12-11 02:41 PM   #20 
  - There was a story here not long ago about a dude taking a dump in a grocery aisle.  Kaleva   Jul-12-11 01:17 AM   #17 
  - Obviously she is using a MIT Proverbial Wallet, specifically the Bumble Bee.  retread   Jul-12-11 07:43 AM   #18 
  - That's hilarious! Especially the last part with the picture of the fat wallet.  freshwest   Jul-12-11 03:13 PM   #21 
  - That's gross. Hope she had underwear on or it's grosser still.  Kat45   Jul-12-11 11:22 PM   #22 

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