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Mon Apr-11-11 11:54 PM
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| 32. Blast an air horn back at him while he's playing. |
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Start it off with random bursts, then try to play something like "Mary Had A Little Lamb."
When he comes by to complain, say, "This is what you sound like, dumbass."
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| -I don't know what to do with my asshole neighbor |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-11-11 02:59 PM |
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shoot him |
backwoodsbob |
Apr-11-11 03:09 PM |
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we could start the asshole neighbor club |
Kali |
Apr-11-11 03:09 PM |
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Take bagpipe lessons? |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
Apr-11-11 03:12 PM |
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She may have to resort to that. nt |
Deep13 |
Apr-11-11 03:27 PM |
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I like this idea. |
Demoiselle |
Apr-11-11 05:50 PM |
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Record him and play it back when you leave and he's at home! |
RedCloud |
Apr-12-11 01:28 PM |
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Yes! Brilliant!!!! (nt) |
Demoiselle |
Apr-12-11 03:36 PM |
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I have a store below me that plays "Look of Love" "The Girl from Ipanema" |
KurtNYC |
Apr-12-11 02:56 PM |
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I live in a condo and play the bagpipes |
geardaddy |
Apr-14-11 04:49 PM |
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Is there a way to pay your rent into escrow... |
Deep13 |
Apr-11-11 03:25 PM |
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That's weird. My neighbors LOVE it when I play my guitar for hours on end. |
Iggo |
Apr-11-11 03:30 PM |
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ah hahaha. lol . ya. right. they get free entertainment, right? nt |
seabeyond |
Apr-11-11 04:36 PM |
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Exactly. |
Iggo |
Apr-11-11 05:40 PM |
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so.... lol. ah ha. nt |
seabeyond |
Apr-11-11 06:25 PM |
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Lol |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-13-11 11:30 PM |
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Have sex. |
Tripod |
Apr-13-11 11:47 PM |
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Buy earplugs and be happy that he isn't playing at night. |
JVS |
Apr-11-11 03:53 PM |
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Any One Else Complaining? |
otohara |
Apr-11-11 04:14 PM |
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i am thinking about this. |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-11-11 11:04 PM |
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+1 |
Deep13 |
Apr-12-11 08:26 AM |
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First of all |
ChoralScholar |
Apr-11-11 04:25 PM |
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yes, also written him a letter and written the landlord a letter |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-11-11 11:06 PM |
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Or "I don't know what to do with my asshole. Neighbor?" |
Rabrrrrrr |
Apr-12-11 09:00 PM |
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Ask him, nicely, to practice in a closet. |
MilesColtrane |
Apr-11-11 04:43 PM |
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No such thing as a saxophone mute. |
Blue-Jay |
Apr-11-11 05:47 PM |
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Get a killer sound system....... |
DFW |
Apr-11-11 06:15 PM |
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we do a version of this now but our speakers are relatively quiet |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-11-11 11:06 PM |
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I think i'd just invest in some good headphones |
Lucinda |
Apr-11-11 06:24 PM |
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nope.he has been practicing scales for 2 months and still cant get it right |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-11-11 11:04 PM |
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Absolutely the worst instrument to be around |
era veteran |
Apr-14-11 06:32 AM |
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In Japan, land of many musicians and small apartments with thin walls... |
hunter |
Apr-11-11 06:36 PM |
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That invention is pretty damned IMPRESSIVE!!!!! |
MiddleFingerMom |
Apr-11-11 06:46 PM |
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What's that man doing to EVE? |
Orrex |
Apr-12-11 07:46 AM |
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Drum. Play Sousa music. Play a tape of a barking dog. |
WinkyDink |
Apr-11-11 06:42 PM |
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Play Yoko Ono really loud |
DBoon |
Apr-11-11 10:07 PM |
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International agreements over the use of weapons of mass murder |
Ikonoklast |
Apr-14-11 02:32 PM |
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I used to play the Scherzo from Bruckner's Fourth Symphony. |
Manifestor_of_Light |
Apr-11-11 10:20 PM |
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that's lovely. |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-11-11 10:35 PM |
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is he good? n/t |
MrsBrady |
Apr-11-11 10:30 PM |
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Here's some help from Bugs Bunny |
hobbit709 |
Apr-11-11 10:51 PM |
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If he is really that bad.... |
zabet |
Apr-11-11 10:59 PM |
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we can hear him over those. and over white noise. |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-11-11 11:03 PM |
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Wow! I am sorry |
zabet |
Apr-12-11 05:39 AM |
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Blast an air horn back at him while he's playing. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Apr-11-11 11:54 PM |
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"Right to quiet enjoyment" |
Amerigo Vespucci |
Apr-12-11 12:44 AM |
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can i sue him? or the landlord? |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-12-11 10:37 AM |
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If you have a lease... |
Amerigo Vespucci |
Apr-12-11 11:40 AM |
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You need this video and a loud stereo. |
RadiationTherapy |
Apr-12-11 07:37 AM |
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I would have 3 hours of loud sex every night. He'll get the hint |
LynneSin |
Apr-12-11 10:18 AM |
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This may not work, but... |
AngryOldDem |
Apr-12-11 12:09 PM |
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I had to deal with this once, and I concur with the loud stereo idea. |
Xithras |
Apr-12-11 01:02 PM |
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i want to do this as a last resort, cos i dont want to annoy the neighbors next to me |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-12-11 02:41 PM |
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hopefully it is not the guy who plays on the 7th ave platform for the L train |
KurtNYC |
Apr-12-11 03:15 PM |
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"Quiet enjoyment" |
RT Atlanta |
Apr-12-11 05:02 PM |
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Unihibited sax must be met by extreme violins |
Orrex |
Apr-12-11 06:20 PM |
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You need to start "The Big Amps All-Girl Electric Punk Rocker Band" -- which practices |
struggle4progress |
Apr-12-11 08:13 PM |
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Have you told him how much it bothers you? |
Old Troop |
Apr-12-11 08:58 PM |
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yes. |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Apr-12-11 09:01 PM |
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Make some noise of your own, when you know he is trying to rest. |
Incitatus |
Apr-12-11 09:43 PM |
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I like Amerigo's idea best but years ago, we took the childish route... |
Phentex |
Apr-14-11 07:09 AM |
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Is he playing "Baker Street"? |
EOTE |
Apr-14-11 07:32 AM |
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And I don't know what to do with my neighbor's asshole! |
EstimatedProphet |
Apr-14-11 11:18 AM |
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Play 2-Live Crew "Nasty as they wanna Be" at 5:00 A.M. |
snooper2 |
Apr-14-11 11:21 AM |
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i gotta go with talk to the other neighbors idea. |
xchrom |
Apr-14-11 11:54 AM |
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Some cops don't "GET" the legal concept of "Disturbing the Peace" |
UTUSN |
Apr-14-11 02:39 PM |
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I got complaints about my guitar playing |
miscsoc |
Apr-14-11 04:36 PM |
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Is there any way you could arrange to have someone take a dump in his saxophone? |
Orrex |
Apr-14-11 04:41 PM |
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Hire this guy to stand outside his door. |
MilesColtrane |
Apr-14-11 04:46 PM |
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