Reply #10: Have sex on a stairway, and (different customer) ask me call her husband and cover for her affair.

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The first was a teenage couple in a retail store with a balcony. Apparently the need overcame them, and they tried to turn the stairway to the briefcases into the stairway to their own personal heaven. I guess the guy figured he would be finished too quickly to get caught, even though it was a busy stairway.

The second was working nights in a hotel. Lots of wild stories. The great thing about working nights in a hotel is you really see up close how hypocritical most of the morals our nation claims to hold really are. The busiest night for prostitutes, for instance, was a Baptist convention. (Yes, the people working in the hotel can usually tell when you have a prostitute in your room, in case you ever wondered).

So one night this woman comes down the elevator and asks to speak to me alone. She tells me she was driving up from San Antonio after having been with relatives, but that her husband is very suspicious of her, so she wants me to call him and tell her we were a hotel in San Antonio (we weren't) and that she was staying there alone. I told her it was against policy to get involved in personal matters like that (it was my policy more than the hotels, but didn't get into that), so she waited until a female co-worker emerged, and approached her, starting off by saying "You're a woman, you'll understand this." She refused, too, so the woman hung out in the lobby and approached the first female guest who came through. Our security guard, an off-duty cop in full uniform, told her she had to leave the lobby. We had all seen her go up the elevator earlier all sucky-face with some gent, so there was no mystery what she was up to.

Lots of weird stories. It was an upscale hotel, too. Clinton even stayed there once. I mean, he stayed there as president with his whole entourage, not that he was... well... you know.