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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 05:46 PM
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7. Bob tells his friend Joe that he is raising bees as a new hobby.
Bob: Hey Joe, did I tell you that I am raising bees as a new hobby?

Joe: You are?

Bob: Yes, it is really easy!

Joe: Well, where do you keep the bees?

Bob goes to his closet and walks out with an old cigar box. The box is vibrating and buzzing because it has 10,000 bees in it. The wings are sticking out from under the box lid. bzzzzz....bzzzzzzz.....

Joe: Bob! You can't raise bees like that! They are very delicate! They need certain environmental conditions to survive!

Bob thinks for a moment and replies... "Fuck 'em".
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