Reply #5: I've never got along with this neighbor

[Xithras]

She's an old rightwinger who I've had plenty of confrontations with before, including twice where I've caught her ripping Democratic campaign signs down from my front fence. She's also a gossip, and has apparently told a couple of my other neighbors to keep their kids away from my house because we're "a bunch of perverts" (she discovered that my wife was openly bisexual and absolutely flipped out...calling my wife a "faggot" straight to her face). There is no real neighborly relationship to salvage, and we just take comfort in the fact that she's old as dirt and will probably be dead soon.