Symarip
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Wed Apr-28-10 11:13 AM
Response to Reply #34 |
| 40. If it was designed for toddlers |
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Why are there height requirements?
(the correct answer is: midget discrimination)
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| -Let's get into it - Why the hell would you bring a toddler to a theme park? |
Symarip |
Apr-27-10 11:39 AM |
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It's usually because the Mother-in-Law insisted. |
Rosie1223 |
Apr-27-10 12:13 PM |
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Amen!!! Been there, done that... |
driver8 |
Apr-27-10 01:09 PM |
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Yeah, that page got ripped out of the book years ago |
Rosie1223 |
Apr-27-10 01:14 PM |
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I am very lucky in the MIL department, but my wife REFUSES to say no to her parents. |
driver8 |
Apr-27-10 01:17 PM |
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Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a kid? |
LynneSin |
Apr-27-10 12:17 PM |
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lol! |
TZ |
Apr-27-10 12:19 PM |
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On my one visit to the Magic Kingdom I was struck by the sheer number of miserable toddlers. |
Gormy Cuss |
Apr-27-10 12:30 PM |
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Good question. |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Apr-27-10 12:33 PM |
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God, no kidding... find a damn babysitter. |
redqueen |
Apr-27-10 12:42 PM |
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You obviously never witnessed the joy of my 2 year old, chasing after Snow White and her dwarves.... |
PassingFair |
Apr-27-10 05:38 PM |
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lol! Priceless! |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 10:10 AM |
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She's still a little groupie....but now she chases after boy bands... |
PassingFair |
Apr-28-10 10:39 AM |
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Does she have them on her underwear? |
Goblinmonger |
Apr-28-10 11:32 AM |
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I think she wants them IN her underwear these days... |
PassingFair |
Apr-28-10 11:43 AM |
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Awww! |
redqueen |
Apr-28-10 11:33 AM |
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I wouldn't have taken toddlers to a place like Cedar Point,... |
PassingFair |
Apr-28-10 11:45 AM |
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well, my folks took me when I was very young, and |
fishwax |
Apr-27-10 12:50 PM |
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Fuck. We have one thread banning adults from theme parks, and now kids. |
jobycom |
Apr-27-10 01:04 PM |
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the zoo, too |
lazarus |
Apr-27-10 01:06 PM |
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No way. My child LOVED the zoo when we went last year, and she |
Shell Beau |
Apr-27-10 01:09 PM |
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Hell yes... the zoo's a whole different story. |
redqueen |
Apr-27-10 01:25 PM |
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Well if we can't take little kids to theme parks, we've got to take them someplace! |
driver8 |
Apr-27-10 01:11 PM |
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And even very small children can learn from that. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-27-10 01:12 PM |
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I think zoos and aquariums where they can look and listen |
TZ |
Apr-27-10 01:21 PM |
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Why do you hate America? n/t |
driver8 |
Apr-27-10 01:12 PM |
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Well, they say is because of the "magic" |
lunamagica |
Apr-27-10 01:31 PM |
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Good answer!! |
Shell Beau |
Apr-27-10 01:32 PM |
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I've taken my kids as toddlers to amusement parks, zoos and movies. |
FedUpWithIt All |
Apr-27-10 02:05 PM |
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Some people say it's good to expose young children to a variety of social settings |
Haole Girl |
Apr-27-10 03:52 PM |
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They do it deliberately to make people like us miserable. |
flvegan |
Apr-27-10 04:15 PM |
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It depends on the kid and a 4 year old is not a toddler. |
elocs |
Apr-27-10 05:36 PM |
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For the same reason you bring a toddler to a romantic restaurant |
Riftaxe |
Apr-27-10 05:51 PM |
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Not the same. Theme parks are designed for children and adults. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 10:12 AM |
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It's not that simple, though. |
Symarip |
Apr-28-10 11:12 AM |
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lol! You crack me up thinking of exceptions. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 12:54 PM |
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Tsk Shell Beau |
TZ |
Apr-28-10 01:02 PM |
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That is always implied. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 01:06 PM |
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The real ? is why the hell would anyone bring a toddler to a nice restaurant? |
Lucian |
Apr-27-10 05:57 PM |
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Because you can't leave them in the car? |
petronius |
Apr-27-10 06:16 PM |
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Because they're selfish fucking idiots who can't think for themselves and bow to social pressure. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Apr-27-10 06:27 PM |
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Oooh, now you've got my blood boiling |
EvolveOrConvolve |
Apr-27-10 06:49 PM |
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Be pissed at the parents, but no need to call the kid a brat. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 10:12 AM |
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If they have an older sibling, they're going. |
Arugula Latte |
Apr-27-10 07:27 PM |
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We brought our daughter everywhere as a toddler |
noamnety |
Apr-27-10 09:23 PM |
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"Strollers of Death" was by far the scariest ride I experience at Disney |
BuelahWitch |
Apr-27-10 10:23 PM |
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What the fuck are YOU doing in a theme park |
snooper2 |
Apr-28-10 10:07 AM |
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If it was designed for toddlers |
Symarip |
Apr-28-10 11:13 AM |
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Its a good think those rides don't have emotional maturity requirements.. |
TZ |
Apr-28-10 11:27 AM |
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So the Toddlers have something to look foward to the next year |
snooper2 |
Apr-28-10 12:03 PM |
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You just can't help yourself! |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 01:05 PM |
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You find this funny? |
Symarip |
Apr-28-10 01:06 PM |
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I am sure it does. It must suck big time to be short at the amusement park. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 01:08 PM |
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It's a conspiracy |
Symarip |
Apr-28-10 01:11 PM |
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We need to start the Coalition for Short People Awareness. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 01:12 PM |
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No way |
Symarip |
Apr-28-10 01:14 PM |
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We can always say CSPA minus the people who don't really matter. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 01:17 PM |
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EXCUSE ME! IT IS NOT SHORT PEOPLE |
TZ |
Apr-28-10 01:15 PM |
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I'm above all this... |
Symarip |
Apr-28-10 01:16 PM |
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How's the air up there? |
TZ |
Apr-28-10 01:17 PM |
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I would be a member of the CSPA since I am not too tall myself. |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 01:18 PM |
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I just barely do in some cases at |
TZ |
Apr-28-10 01:21 PM |
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I am almost 5'4" (not really, but I claim it), more like |
Shell Beau |
Apr-28-10 01:26 PM |
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'Cause you can't kennel them all day? |
MountainLaurel |
Apr-28-10 12:05 PM |
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