Reply #18: My ex and I (we were in our early twenties)...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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... went to a couple of strip shows. This was when they were closer
to burlesque than to softcore porn, with sets and costumes and even
characters, etc.
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We BOTH enjoyed them and we were BOTH inspired in so many ways.
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So many wonderful, WONDERFUL ways.
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Sure, honey... we can put Grecian columns in the backyard and turn
the office into a doctor's exam room. And all we need for the weight
room is a microphone and some shoulder pads to do that "sportsjournalist
interview in the locker room" thingy.
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My wife wanted ME to hold the mike while SHE wore the shoulder pads.
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I miss her SO much sometimes.
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