Reply #8: motely36 was an assassin, once hired by the mediocre band Triumph to kill Geddy Lee.

[Dr. Strange]

(Some say that Midlo may have also kicked in some money, but that's pure speculation.) Anyway, upon sneaking into Geddy's bedroom, he pointed his gun (which he referred to as the "Loud Little Motely") at Geddy and instructed Geddy to say his final prayers in preparation for death. Geddy told him that killing was wrong. He explained the error of motely36's ways, and with some probing, managed to discover that the root of the motely one's anger was a fear of whole grain breads. Geddy shook his head, thinking that that was a bizarre reason to become an assassin, but he gave motely36 a hug and sang to him as he cried and cried. And after he was done crying, Geddy kneed him in the groin and took the gun and said, "Get the fuck out of my house!" And motely36 got the fuck out and gave up his life of crime.