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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 07:31 PM
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20. Then, more than once while you'd be sitting on the couch watching TV...
This guy known only as "Mike" would walk in the front door without knocking. Nobody really knew who he was. He had long blond hair down to his waist, and he was about 6'8" and weighed about 150 pounds.

Mike would say "Got any cigs squiz"?

"Check under the fridge".

"Oh yeah"

So Mike would walk to the closet, pull out a wire hanger, and unbend it so it was straight.

Then, he would kneel down in front of the fridge and start violently waving and prodding the hanger under the fridge back and forth side to side. Fwap fwap fwap.

Huge dust bunnies would be sticking to his long hair.

Finally, a 20 year old Vantage Light butt would pop out from under the fridge.

Mike would stand up, light it, and smoke it while smiling and shaking the dust from his locks.

Then, he would say "thanks Squiz" and walk out.

When you would ask who that Mike is, the guy would say "Dunno, Squiz".

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  -Remember, like, when you were in your 20's, and like... LeftyFingerPop  Mar-06-10 08:21 AM   #0 
  - And they would have this word that they used for everything...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 08:31 AM   #1 
  - And there was this, like...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 08:35 AM   #2 
  - And bottlecaps...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 08:39 AM   #3 
  - God forbid you had to go to the bathroom there...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 08:43 AM   #4 
  - If you happened to peek into the bedroom...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 08:46 AM   #5 
  - And the guy's girlfriend would call you quietly aside...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 08:51 AM   #6 
  - Remember WHEN I was in my 20's?  MiddleFingerMom   Mar-06-10 09:00 AM   #7 
  - He had two beagles....  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 09:09 AM   #8 
  - There was some kind of structural problem with the floor in the living room...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 09:18 AM   #9 
  - Every room had two cans of RAID.  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 09:24 AM   #10 
  - Oh Lordy!  Biker13   Mar-06-10 09:56 AM   #11 
  - Biker13....welcome and  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 07:40 PM   #22 
  - Yo squiz!  redwitch   Mar-06-10 10:03 AM   #13 
  - Not really, man. I was kind of stoned back then.  HopeHoops   Mar-06-10 10:01 AM   #12 
  - ...  Kali   Mar-06-10 10:24 AM   #14 
  - I always touched the paper.  rug   Mar-06-10 10:37 AM   #15 
  - 20s??  Urban Prairie   Mar-06-10 11:21 AM   #16 
  - That's a horrible situation...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 07:10 PM   #19 
  - You like have a really strange life dude.  azmouse   Mar-06-10 12:14 PM   #17 
  - When I was in my twenties the word was 'groovy'  lunatica   Mar-06-10 12:28 PM   #18 
  - Then, more than once while you'd be sitting on the couch watching TV...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 07:31 PM   #20 
  - hung out? You kidding? That was me!  Xipe Totec   Mar-06-10 07:33 PM   #21 
  - I heard a rumor...  LeftyFingerPop   Mar-06-10 07:41 PM   #23 
     - I don't like to toot my own horn  Xipe Totec   Mar-06-10 07:50 PM   #26 
  - No, I was dropping acid back then...  Robeson   Mar-06-10 07:44 PM   #24 
  - I do remember one house  ismnotwasm   Mar-06-10 07:47 PM   #25 
  - Roger Daltry and The Who, Jimi and Janis ...  Tuesday Afternoon   Mar-06-10 07:50 PM   #27 
  - The couch and the coffee table were the center of the universe  begin_within   Mar-06-10 08:06 PM   #28 
 

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