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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 07:31 PM
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20. Then, more than once while you'd be sitting on the couch watching TV...
This guy known only as "Mike" would walk in the front door without knocking. Nobody really knew who he was. He had long blond hair down to his waist, and he was about 6'8" and weighed about 150 pounds.

Mike would say "Got any cigs squiz"?

"Check under the fridge".

"Oh yeah"

So Mike would walk to the closet, pull out a wire hanger, and unbend it so it was straight.

Then, he would kneel down in front of the fridge and start violently waving and prodding the hanger under the fridge back and forth side to side. Fwap fwap fwap.

Huge dust bunnies would be sticking to his long hair.

Finally, a 20 year old Vantage Light butt would pop out from under the fridge.

Mike would stand up, light it, and smoke it while smiling and shaking the dust from his locks.

Then, he would say "thanks Squiz" and walk out.

When you would ask who that Mike is, the guy would say "Dunno, Squiz".

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