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77. Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe, the bartender...
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... asking for non-existent customers. The best one was Amanda Huggenkiss.
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Moe, loudly in the bar: "I NEED AMANDA HUGGENKISS!!!"
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Worked third shift at a call center 20 years ago. Had a real jerk
call -- a REAL JERK, arrogant and abusive... he had TONS of literature mailed
to him at his home address -- somehow under the name of "Dick Head".
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He brought smoke down on us from the parent office, but they never could pin
the blame as the person who had done it logged in under a dummy name.
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We all knew about it. Funniest thing was that it was our shift supervisor.
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:rofl:
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