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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-01-10 01:21 AM
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98. AHAHAH acid "dates."
One I had once ended with the guy in the bathroom forEVER and then he started making these whimpering and snarling noises and I got worried and busted in, and he was standing there with his dick hanging out of his pants, making wolf-dominance snarly noises at his own reflection in the mirror.

You know how acid is. I would have thought this was kind of cute if he didn't talk and think like that even when sober. He was like Hunter S. Thompson...with no discernible sense of humor. He'd get violently angry if I thought any of his SRS BZNS was funny. Which it all was. Which did make him a sort of dangerous bad boy, just not in the way he wanted to be.
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  -Describe the worst date you've ever been on. Lil Missy  Jan-30-10 08:33 PM   #0 
  - Don't remember the details  conscious evolution   Jan-30-10 08:42 PM   #1 
  - WTF?  Skittles   Jan-30-10 08:46 PM   #2 
  - "Are you a fag?"  conscious evolution   Jan-30-10 09:21 PM   #16 
     - I would have said I don't date homophobes  Skittles   Jan-30-10 09:27 PM   #18 
     - Sad to say  conscious evolution   Jan-30-10 09:54 PM   #28 
     - you were enlightened enough to get rid of her sorry ass  Skittles   Jan-30-10 10:13 PM   #34 
     - You would go out on a date with another woman but kick her ass..  Kaleva   Jan-30-10 10:14 PM   #36 
        - Did you take that comment out of context deliberately?  Lil Missy   Jan-30-10 10:16 PM   #37 
           - This is the Lounge.  Kaleva   Jan-30-10 10:18 PM   #38 
              - Yes, this is the lounge - not GD.  Lil Missy   Jan-30-10 10:26 PM   #43 
                 - Yes, I added "I see the potential for a movie or book here."  Kaleva   Jan-30-10 10:31 PM   #45 
     - I had a similar one  CatholicEdHead   Jan-31-10 05:07 PM   #81 
  - Fascinating story ....  Lil Missy   Jan-30-10 08:47 PM   #3 
  - Something similar  Crazy Dave   Jan-30-10 08:50 PM   #4 
  - Good for you. I told a freind who called me recently something similar. She was  Lil Missy   Jan-30-10 08:54 PM   #5 
  - it was a third date  charlie and algernon   Jan-30-10 08:55 PM   #6 
  - oh... so many to choose from  Ohio Joe   Jan-30-10 08:56 PM   #7 
  - That was entertaining  Boojatta   Jan-30-10 09:20 PM   #15 
  - One of my other Match.com dates  Ohio Joe   Jan-30-10 10:24 PM   #42 
  - LOL!  Haole Girl   Jan-30-10 09:34 PM   #24 
     - An even funnier one  Ohio Joe   Jan-30-10 10:30 PM   #44 
        - OMG, jajajajajaaj  Sultana   Feb-01-10 02:54 PM   #102 
  - He was sweaty for some unknown reason  Quantess   Jan-30-10 08:56 PM   #8 
  - You have to use less Rohypnol in his drink next time.  Ikonoklast   Jan-30-10 09:14 PM   #11 
  - withdrawal?  Lil Missy   Jan-30-10 09:24 PM   #17 
     - Well, no... I don't know what his problem was, and it wasn't our very first date.  Quantess   Jan-30-10 11:32 PM   #48 
        - D'oh!  Lil Missy   Jan-31-10 08:02 AM   #55 
  - first date, dude came an half hour early.... enough said. nt  seabeyond   Jan-30-10 09:01 PM   #9 
  - are we talking premature stuff?  Skittles   Jan-30-10 09:29 PM   #20 
     - lol.... we didnt even get that far  seabeyond   Jan-30-10 10:11 PM   #33 
  - ugh, I am almost reliving it in my brain  mcctatas   Jan-30-10 09:11 PM   #10 
  - Did someone set you up together as a joke?  Quantess   Jan-30-10 09:15 PM   #12 
     - No, I met him at a party at his brothers house among perfectly  mcctatas   Jan-30-10 10:13 PM   #35 
  - It was a blind date that involved red wine and an old-fashioned record player.  Brickbat   Jan-30-10 09:16 PM   #13 
  - When the guy told me in the first 15 minutes that he likes to get head at the end of all his dates  LynneSin   Jan-30-10 09:18 PM   #14 
  - Believe it or not, I had a similar experience with a woman once. She was my first woman date.  Lil Missy   Jan-30-10 09:32 PM   #22 
  - a guy who treated the waiter like crap  Skittles   Jan-30-10 09:28 PM   #19 
  - I had a couple of those...very telling I say...  Phentex   Jan-31-10 12:02 PM   #75 
  - It was just 2 minutes long  Haole Girl   Jan-30-10 09:30 PM   #21 
  - She pissed on the sidewalk and was a lesbian who hated men.  Kaleva   Jan-30-10 09:33 PM   #23 
  - We had talked on the phone several times during the week before our night out on Friday.  Wapsie B   Jan-30-10 09:37 PM   #25 
  - The first in-person meeting with someone who I originally met online,  begin_within   Jan-30-10 09:42 PM   #26 
  - I went out through the bathroom window... almost.  Rhythm   Jan-30-10 09:46 PM   #27 
  - OMG. Sounds like he thought it was an arranged marriage rather than a date.  Lil Missy   Jan-30-10 10:04 PM   #30 
  - his name wasn't Khalid Sheik Mohammed, was it?  kwassa   Jan-31-10 08:31 PM   #87 
  - He argued with me that "The Blair Witch Project" was a real documentary.  jmm   Jan-30-10 10:01 PM   #29 
  - I waited at the airport for over an hour before flvegan finally showed up.  LeftyMom   Jan-30-10 10:07 PM   #31 
  - It got better from there...  Xipe Totec   Jan-30-10 10:24 PM   #41 
  - A Pity Date with a Blond Goddess  Xipe Totec   Jan-30-10 10:08 PM   #32 
  - I've only ever been on one date.  Iggo   Jan-30-10 10:18 PM   #39 
  - My god, holy crapola, I thought I had bad luck. I never had  david13   Jan-30-10 10:22 PM   #40 
  - I WILL KICK YOUR ASS WHILE WEARING PURPLE PANTS DAVID13  Skittles   Jan-31-10 12:42 AM   #50 
     - Hey. I don't sweat nickel dime. Wait a minute, not another one  david13   Jan-31-10 06:25 PM   #84 
  - It involved a husband.  Ikonoklast   Jan-30-10 10:45 PM   #46 
  - I think I saw you on "Cheaters".  PassingFair   Feb-01-10 03:25 PM   #104 
  - I was once dragged to a game arcade  AsahinaKimi   Jan-30-10 11:25 PM   #47 
  - I can't remember that far back.  KamaAina   Jan-30-10 11:37 PM   #49 
  - I went to an art gallery supposedly for an opening of a show I had a piece in.  old mark   Jan-31-10 12:53 AM   #51 
  - A possible close call  Digit   Jan-31-10 02:23 AM   #52 
  - OMG, he's sounds pretty scary! Glad you survived!  Lil Missy   Jan-31-10 08:06 AM   #56 
  - I once dated a fundie nutcase. Gee, what fun.  Systematic Chaos   Jan-31-10 04:16 AM   #53 
  - It was over before it even really started.  tango-tee   Jan-31-10 07:21 AM   #54 
  - I may be everyone's Date From Hell all wrapped up in one.  tango-tee   Jan-31-10 08:18 AM   #57 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Jan-31-10 09:47 AM   #62 
  - okay, I just want to hug you...  CitizenLeft   Jan-31-10 10:35 AM   #66 
  - I would have thought it was rather cute if you laughed about it also.  BlueJazz   Jan-31-10 09:53 PM   #91 
  - I was hanging out in my date's dorm room. Suddenly  CBR   Jan-31-10 08:42 AM   #58 
  - I always read these to see if anyone writes about me.  hunter   Jan-31-10 09:10 AM   #59 
  - Bacon!  Chan790   Jan-31-10 09:40 AM   #60 
  - Okay, I love this story  skygazer   Jan-31-10 11:00 AM   #70 
  - Dupe  skygazer   Jan-31-10 11:00 AM   #71 
  - I hate to hurt your feelings but I believe Bacon really does come from a Plant.  BlueJazz   Jan-31-10 10:06 PM   #92 
  - It began when he drove up in a lime green Ford Pinto  Z_I_Peevey   Jan-31-10 09:40 AM   #61 
  - Periwinkle Gremlin.  redwitch   Jan-31-10 06:41 PM   #86 
     - That would make a great band name, though. n/t  Withywindle   Feb-01-10 01:12 AM   #97 
  - I have a woman friend who swears this happened to her.  11 Bravo   Jan-31-10 10:01 AM   #63 
  - kinda like this?  KG   Jan-31-10 10:36 AM   #67 
  - joined a dating service once, one of the big ones...  CitizenLeft   Jan-31-10 10:14 AM   #64 
  - Those made me shiver!  Phentex   Jan-31-10 11:57 AM   #74 
  - You've just reminded me...  Z_I_Peevey   Feb-01-10 10:51 AM   #99 
  - I've got a couple.  GaYellowDawg   Jan-31-10 10:27 AM   #65 
  - You just reminded me of one...  Phentex   Jan-31-10 11:46 AM   #73 
  - Took my brother's next door neighbor to see Frank Zappa  Amerigo Vespucci   Jan-31-10 10:38 AM   #68 
  - Well to hell with her if she didn't "get it".  Systematic Chaos   Jan-31-10 08:43 PM   #88 
  - A guy I knew casually asked me to go out to dinner  skygazer   Jan-31-10 10:55 AM   #69 
  - Sounds like you ran with the same  hippywife   Jan-31-10 11:23 AM   #72 
  - yeah, I don't think I have EVER gone on a "date"  Kali   Jan-31-10 10:35 PM   #94 
  - similar but different  Kali   Jan-31-10 10:34 PM   #93 
  - AHAHAH acid "dates."  Withywindle   Feb-01-10 01:21 AM   #98 
  - I'd rather not.  Blue_In_AK   Jan-31-10 01:07 PM   #76 
  - Mine started with my dog being in heat.  noamnety   Jan-31-10 03:49 PM   #77 
  - LOL - cute story!!  Lil Missy   Jan-31-10 04:09 PM   #78 
  - Honestly, I don't think my husband even likes me.  noamnety   Jan-31-10 04:17 PM   #80 
     - LOL.  La Lioness Priyanka   Feb-01-10 12:22 PM   #100 
  - ...  Kali   Jan-31-10 10:39 PM   #95 
  - OMG, I laughed my ass off reading that!  graywarrior   Feb-01-10 03:29 PM   #105 
  - We were going to a movie and he showed up in cut-off denim shorts.  prole_for_peace   Jan-31-10 04:12 PM   #79 
  - The dude pinched my little sister's butt (she was only 14 at the time, I was 22).  blue neen   Jan-31-10 05:58 PM   #82 
  - The date itself wasn't that bad...  LostInAnomie   Jan-31-10 06:14 PM   #83 
  - Drag queens were part of my worst.  bookworm65t   Jan-31-10 06:29 PM   #85 
  - My first and last personal ad date.  kwassa   Jan-31-10 09:10 PM   #89 
  - I never dated.  Forkboy   Jan-31-10 09:36 PM   #90 
  - I have a couple.  Fuzz   Jan-31-10 10:47 PM   #96 
  - delete  Haole Girl   Feb-01-10 12:25 PM   #101 
  - September 24, 2001  Zomby Woof   Feb-01-10 03:09 PM   #103 
  - When he mentioned and displayed that he was only half-circumcised.  kimmerspixelated   Feb-01-10 05:06 PM   #106 
  - How does that happen?  Lil Missy   Feb-02-10 03:36 PM   #107 
     - I know! I can't imagine!  kimmerspixelated   Feb-02-10 04:35 PM   #108 
  - You mean the one where I was sick as a dog and threw up?  TrogL   Feb-02-10 04:41 PM   #109 
  - Maybe the one where the fire department got involved?  TrogL   Feb-02-10 04:41 PM   #110 
     - How about the one where the RCMP got involved?  TrogL   Feb-02-10 04:43 PM   #111 
        - Had to have her car towed out of the swamp?  TrogL   Feb-02-10 04:44 PM   #112 
           - Herd of bison?  TrogL   Feb-02-10 05:03 PM   #113 
  - Maybe two years ago, nothing major and I haven't been on one since  TK421   Feb-02-10 07:22 PM   #114 
 

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