I'm spending the day in the kitchen and feel a need for ego boost - write haikus/limericks about me!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Or whatever poetic/non-poetic form you want.

I love having the day off!

First one in quite a while. I'll probably pop into the office at some point anyway, because that's the kind of dude I am, but still, it's just good to know that I don't *have* to do so!

So today I cook.

I'm going to try a beef confit for the first time, and see how that turns out. Plus some oyster stew, and I'm going to put together a vichyssoise to have handy in the next week for quick meals. Oh, and scones. Must bake scones!

Anyway, have at it. Feed my ego, you fawning sycophants.