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Saboburns Donating Member (690 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 06:06 PM
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My very own Tiger Woods thread
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Well hell. I've had a few fuckups in my life, lots actually.

And here's my advice to you Tiger, man to man.

Show up at the Master's half in the bag in an Black Escalade with spinners spinning, and the bass thumping. Jenna Jameson on one arm, Miley Cyrus on the other. When you open the door to get out empty beer cans, pill bottles and lil pink panties ought to spill out en mass.

And you need some mirrored sunglasses. These are key.

Your marriage is over, but face it, you haven't done anything illegal. You've banked a BILLION dollars.

I say fuck it man, let it roll.

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