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Saboburns Donating Member (690 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 06:06 PM
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My very own Tiger Woods thread
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Well hell. I've had a few fuckups in my life, lots actually.

And here's my advice to you Tiger, man to man.

Show up at the Master's half in the bag in an Black Escalade with spinners spinning, and the bass thumping. Jenna Jameson on one arm, Miley Cyrus on the other. When you open the door to get out empty beer cans, pill bottles and lil pink panties ought to spill out en mass.

And you need some mirrored sunglasses. These are key.

Your marriage is over, but face it, you haven't done anything illegal. You've banked a BILLION dollars.

I say fuck it man, let it roll.

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  -My very own Tiger Woods thread Saboburns  Dec-16-09 06:06 PM   #0 
  - My view is he blew it by not coming out and admitting what he did.  texanwitch   Dec-16-09 06:14 PM   #1 
  - True  Saboburns   Dec-16-09 06:34 PM   #2 
     - I feel sorry for his family.  texanwitch   Dec-16-09 06:39 PM   #3 
  - Well, somebody had to go last...  bluedigger   Dec-16-09 07:09 PM   #4 
  - Personally  Saboburns   Dec-16-09 08:13 PM   #5 
  - I think he needs to get with John Daly to find out how to live the low life.  triguy46   Dec-16-09 08:15 PM   #6 
  - I'd love to be in the crowd wearing a "I slept with Tiger" tshirt.  goldcanyonaz   Dec-16-09 08:17 PM   #7 

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