Reply #5: Accidentally putting a few firecrackers in it might help.

[HopeHoops]

If that doesn't work, accidentally getting a propane torch too close to it should do the trick.

We have a toaster oven that I love - Black & Decker 6 slice - holds a 12" pizza (the back is rounded out for that purpose). We also have a 4 slice wide-slot toaster that we use for actually toasting things. The toaster oven is good when you keep the word "oven" in mind. Last night I made chick-nugget subs in it (Morning Star Farms chick nuggets). I cooked the nuggets in the microwave, sliced them in half, and heated spaghetti sauce on the stove. Then I spread sauce on mini-sub rolls, arranged the nugget slices, put more sauce on them and topped it with mozzarella cheese. They went in the pre-heated toaster oven (about 400) until the cheese started to melt and then I switched it to 425 broil for the last two minutes. They were in there less than 10 minutes total. The 4 slice toaster would have REALLY bitched if I had tried to cram them in there!