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debbierlus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-18-09 01:26 PM
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60. That's a bonus?

Sorry. Having another kid doesn't sound very good right now (though OF COURSE I love the two I have).....

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  -DU Ladies: What do you think getting hit in the testicles feels like? LostInAnomie  Oct-16-09 09:51 PM   #0 
  - I`m gonna go with a punch in the neck.  GirlinContempt   Oct-16-09 09:59 PM   #1 
  - I'm not a lady, but I will respond...  LeftyFingerPop   Oct-16-09 10:02 PM   #2 
  - like, having a baby? yeah ...I think something like that  Tuesday Afternoon   Oct-16-09 10:04 PM   #3 
  - Is that painful and sickening at the same time?  Deep13   Oct-16-09 10:09 PM   #4 
  - I wish having a baby was like one good swift kick in the crotch  snailly   Oct-16-09 10:17 PM   #7 
  - I get why it is such an ordeal.  Deep13   Oct-16-09 10:21 PM   #9 
  - No.I shit a brick once  conscious evolution   Oct-17-09 10:40 AM   #30 
  - That's also kidney stones.  kentauros   Oct-16-09 10:30 PM   #12 
  - Haven't had that yet.  Deep13   Oct-16-09 10:43 PM   #13 
  - I've heard they skip generations.  kentauros   Oct-17-09 12:29 AM   #14 
  - I was gonna guess passing a kidney stone...  Demoiselle   Oct-17-09 05:12 PM   #34 
     - There was a kidney stone thread here a couple of weeks back.  kentauros   Oct-18-09 01:59 PM   #62 
  - yes and it lasts for hours and hours and hours  Skittles   Oct-18-09 01:17 AM   #50 
  - I think labor usually lasts a little longer. LOL  GreenPartyVoter   Oct-16-09 10:16 PM   #6 
  - I don't know. I took a slapshot in the nuts playing hockey and was laid up for 2 weeks.  Forkboy   Oct-17-09 07:12 AM   #20 
     - THOSE WEREN'T YOUR EYEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!  Orrex   Oct-17-09 07:58 AM   #25 
     - Come to think of it, they were a little fuzzy.  Forkboy   Oct-17-09 08:01 AM   #26 
     - 2 weeks? I didn't even come out of the game. However, I've been able to sing along with  abq e streeter   Oct-17-09 10:21 AM   #28 
     - My first kid came out with his hand on his head. His little pointy bent elbow  GreenPartyVoter   Oct-17-09 10:27 AM   #29 
  - Yeah, but a kick in the balls doesn't last from 6 hours to 2 days.  debbierlus   Oct-17-09 12:51 AM   #16 
  - See my post above.  Forkboy   Oct-17-09 07:13 AM   #21 
  - and you don't have to be stiched up after  busybl   Oct-18-09 12:50 AM   #45 
  - I imagine that if...  krispos42   Oct-17-09 02:34 AM   #17 
  - Like getting hit in the ovaries? Weird hollow, can't catch your breath, puky feeling.  GreenPartyVoter   Oct-16-09 10:15 PM   #5 
  - Yup, just like that. nt  Deep13   Oct-16-09 10:22 PM   #10 
  - No worse then having a baby.  texanwitch   Oct-16-09 10:19 PM   #8 
  - True, but at the end of the process you've got a baby  Orrex   Oct-17-09 07:58 AM   #24 
     - That's a bonus?  debbierlus   Oct-18-09 01:26 PM   #60 
  - OMG, males and females ARE different!  JohnnyLib2   Oct-16-09 10:22 PM   #11 
  - good catch  busybl   Oct-18-09 12:51 AM   #46 
  - I'm guessing more like a poke in the eye  XemaSab   Oct-17-09 12:37 AM   #15 
  - Put it into context  Taitertots   Oct-17-09 03:14 AM   #18 
  - You've obviously never watched jackass  quakerboy   Oct-17-09 10:21 PM   #39 
     - Ok, but the number of people having babies has increased exponentially  Taitertots   Oct-17-09 11:02 PM   #43 
  - A mammogram n/t  eridani   Oct-17-09 05:23 AM   #19 
  - It's so bad that I'd rather fuck Ann Coulter.  Forkboy   Oct-17-09 07:14 AM   #22 
  - It feels a little like someone yanked out your soul and squeezed it through a garlic press  Orrex   Oct-17-09 07:57 AM   #23 
  - I've been present during two births  theNotoriousP.I.G.   Oct-17-09 08:02 AM   #27 
  - I'll bet it doesn't hurt very much at all.  Arugula Latte   Oct-17-09 11:32 AM   #31 
  - I remember in Junior High  JonLP24   Oct-17-09 11:35 AM   #32 
     - My kids were watching America's Funniest Videos last night.  Arugula Latte   Oct-17-09 08:13 PM   #35 
  - A turn-on.  undeterred   Oct-17-09 02:08 PM   #33 
  - what i dont understand is why the same balls are then used as a metaphor for strength  La Lioness Priyanka   Oct-17-09 08:21 PM   #36 
  - Those are different balls.  undeterred   Oct-17-09 08:44 PM   #38 
  - I should think it's the most mind-blowingly excrutiating pain ever  GCP   Oct-17-09 08:35 PM   #37 
  - Like getting hit in the breasts  Lorien   Oct-17-09 10:23 PM   #40 
  - I played center on my high school football team  many a good man   Oct-17-09 10:37 PM   #41 
  - There are easy things to compare it to  JoeyT   Oct-17-09 10:54 PM   #42 
  - Belated welcome to DU, JoeyT!  Heidi   Oct-18-09 07:03 AM   #54 
     - Thanks!  JoeyT   Oct-18-09 09:08 AM   #58 
  - If it hurts as much as men claim,  busybl   Oct-18-09 12:48 AM   #44 
  - what was it Elaine Benes said?  busybl   Oct-18-09 12:54 AM   #47 
  - well I've just been teasing you with my posts  busybl   Oct-18-09 12:56 AM   #48 
  - About the same as having a horse take a bite of my boob  csziggy   Oct-18-09 01:07 AM   #49 
  - Okay, that might just qualify as the worst thing I've ever heard  Orrex   Oct-18-09 08:49 AM   #55 
  - As a guy who's been through his share of injuries,  darkstar3   Oct-18-09 02:47 AM   #51 
  - Probably better than having your cervix dilated.  LeftyMom   Oct-18-09 04:16 AM   #52 
  - I stretched my neck once--does that count?  Orrex   Oct-18-09 08:50 AM   #56 
  - The weird thing is that you can rip your sack open and it's less painful than a paper cut.  Monk06   Oct-18-09 05:25 AM   #53 
  - More than a monthly period, but less than childbirth  Haole Girl   Oct-18-09 08:54 AM   #57 
  - I'm sure it's just something I couldn't understand  cherish44   Oct-18-09 09:34 AM   #59 
  - As a dude, I'm kinda surprised "Hitting your ear drum with a que-tip" got zero votes  Bucky   Oct-18-09 01:32 PM   #61 
  - Mammogram. n/t  Hepburn   Oct-18-09 02:00 PM   #63 
  - Yes, mammogram  MoralSyncretism   Oct-18-09 06:16 PM   #64 

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