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| 103. Chicken Train - Ozark Mountain Daredevils |
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chicken train runnin' all day chicken train runnin' all day chicken train runnin' all day I can't get on I can't get off chicken train take your chickens away (HARP & JAWBONE BREAK) laser beam in my dream laser beam in my dream laser beam in my dream I can't get on I can't get off laser beam's like a sawed off dream (HARP & JAWBONE BREAK) (while you do chicken sounds) chicken train runnin' all day chicken train runnin' all day chicken train runnin' all day I can't get on I can't get off chicken train take your chickens away braaa... braaaaaccck... braaaaaaaa.... (more chicken sounds...) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZSxyCtF1M  |
| -WORST song lyrics ever. |
Curtland1015 |
Aug-10-09 10:05 PM |
#0 |
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having my baby.................what a lovely way of saying |
Tuesday Afternoon |
Aug-10-09 10:07 PM |
#1 |
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Ugh! |
smirkymonkey |
Aug-11-09 01:24 PM |
#63 |
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Yeah, that one is pretty awful. |
progressoid |
Aug-11-09 02:01 PM |
#68 |
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Someone left the cake out in the rain and... |
NNadir |
Aug-10-09 10:08 PM |
#2 |
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Next birthday party we'll just have you bring the drinks, k? |
begin_within |
Aug-10-09 11:51 PM |
#8 |
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You better run before MrScorio gets here. nt |
jobycom |
Aug-11-09 12:56 AM |
#11 |
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Yippie kai yay mini sirloin burgers... |
CreekDog |
Aug-11-09 01:33 AM |
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That's the first thing I thought of, too - but I also absolutely love that song. |
leftyladyfrommo |
Aug-11-09 12:37 PM |
#60 |
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Anything written by Nickelback. |
Danger Mouse |
Aug-10-09 10:16 PM |
#3 |
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Surely you're not dissing these fine lyrics: |
Dr. Strange |
Aug-11-09 10:56 AM |
#50 |
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Beethoven? Who the hell is that? Some German guy? |
Danger Mouse |
Aug-11-09 04:19 PM |
#76 |
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I would like a sweet voiced female to cover that song. With just an acoustic guitar. |
Quantess |
Aug-12-09 02:06 AM |
#81 |
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Hey, Tori Amos did a pretty good job covering Eminem's "'97 Bonnie & Clyde" |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Aug-12-09 01:26 PM |
#91 |
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Nickelback undoubtedly sucks...but "Figured You Out" ROCKS. |
AzDar |
Aug-12-09 11:43 PM |
#98 |
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And see the tree, how big it's grown |
LibDemAlways |
Aug-10-09 10:36 PM |
#4 |
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Here are the correct answers. |
EastTennesseeDem |
Aug-10-09 10:47 PM |
#5 |
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Oh My God.... |
WCGreen |
Aug-10-09 10:54 PM |
#6 |
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Muskrat, muskrat candlelight...it looks like muskrat love |
carpetbagger |
Aug-12-09 10:11 PM |
#95 |
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Seriously? You're missing the larger picture. |
Orrex |
Aug-10-09 11:22 PM |
#7 |
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I have thought on that song also. |
RandomThoughts |
Aug-11-09 12:02 AM |
#10 |
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Yeahhhhhhhhhhh... No. |
jobycom |
Aug-11-09 01:05 AM |
#12 |
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Obviously you're crazy: there's no electric chair in my interpretation. |
Orrex |
Aug-11-09 07:50 AM |
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The first statement is a given, and the chair needs no explanation, and couldn't hear it if you gave |
jobycom |
Aug-11-09 10:42 AM |
#47 |
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I posted my comment before reading through the thread |
astral |
Aug-11-09 01:41 AM |
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O |
Tuesday Afternoon |
Aug-11-09 08:50 AM |
#30 |
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Lonely is the night |
unpossibles |
Aug-10-09 11:57 PM |
#9 |
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I'd give it a toss up between two Rush songs (I'm ignoring Country because that's too easy) |
jobycom |
Aug-11-09 01:14 AM |
#13 |
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I don't know if Peart is making fun of Rand or not |
CreekDog |
Aug-11-09 01:36 AM |
#15 |
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No, he was a big Rand disciple at one point. He's still pretty conservative. |
jobycom |
Aug-11-09 02:57 AM |
#22 |
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Why am I not surprised that you brought up this topic |
TZ |
Aug-11-09 08:35 AM |
#29 |
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please don't refer to Peart that way anymore |
CreekDog |
Aug-11-09 10:12 AM |
#37 |
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LOL |
Bertha Venation |
Aug-14-09 08:26 AM |
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Ayn Rand had a big problem with religion, too. |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Aug-11-09 10:15 AM |
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Last I checked Neil Peart was a drummer... |
TZ |
Aug-11-09 10:20 AM |
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So are you saying his lyrics were crappy because he was drummer, not because he was a Rand supporter |
jobycom |
Aug-11-09 10:40 AM |
#45 |
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I'm saying his lyrics aren't crappy. |
TZ |
Aug-11-09 10:53 AM |
#49 |
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Edited: someone already made that point |
Zomby Woof |
Aug-11-09 12:10 PM |
#57 |
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He's evolved... |
coyotespaw |
Aug-14-09 03:21 AM |
#101 |
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I love that album |
TZ |
Aug-14-09 07:52 AM |
#104 |
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Many hardcore Randians are also hardcore atheists |
PVnRT |
Aug-11-09 01:31 PM |
#65 |
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other definition of libertarian |
SCantiGOP |
Aug-11-09 02:30 PM |
#70 |
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Well, I think that would fit him well enough... |
Mythsaje |
Aug-12-09 05:10 AM |
#84 |
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Yeah, that's my favorite def! |
jobycom |
Aug-12-09 12:55 PM |
#88 |
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It takes one to know one!! |
TZ |
Aug-12-09 12:58 PM |
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How is the Trees song any different from Vonnegut's Harrison Bergeron? |
Dr. Strange |
Aug-11-09 10:51 AM |
#48 |
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It's like the difference between Beethoven's Ninth and Spears's "Gimme More." |
jobycom |
Aug-11-09 12:58 PM |
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I hate "The Trees" for the same reason |
Zomby Woof |
Aug-11-09 12:07 PM |
#56 |
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I never got Tom Sawyer either... |
Mythsaje |
Aug-12-09 05:08 AM |
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I am I said is a GREAT song!!! |
astral |
Aug-11-09 01:38 AM |
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Jackson Browne "In The Shape Of A Heart" |
CreekDog |
Aug-11-09 01:39 AM |
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Jackson Browne just isn't that great a lyricist. I'm sorry, it has to be said. |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Aug-11-09 10:07 AM |
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He's good at lyrics from songs about women he's left |
CreekDog |
Aug-11-09 10:13 AM |
#38 |
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You have a lot to say in this thread don't cha? |
TZ |
Aug-11-09 10:16 AM |
#41 |
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to be fair |
CreekDog |
Aug-11-09 10:17 AM |
#42 |
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Sorry... "The Load Out" is one of the best "road songs" IMHO |
gmoney |
Aug-11-09 11:43 AM |
#53 |
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The sentiment of the song is appreciated. |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Aug-11-09 02:34 PM |
#71 |
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"I can't go for that" |
astral |
Aug-11-09 01:43 AM |
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Neil, Neil.... |
timtom |
Aug-11-09 01:48 AM |
#20 |
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okay you asked for it |
astral |
Aug-12-09 01:15 AM |
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I'm sorry, but "brang" is unforgivable |
timtom |
Aug-12-09 07:30 PM |
#94 |
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Even a god can go astray |
me b zola |
Aug-11-09 02:51 AM |
#21 |
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WillIAm is the poet of our time (NOT)- :( |
JCMach1 |
Aug-11-09 02:59 AM |
#23 |
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I think My Humps is even worse |
annonymous |
Aug-11-09 07:38 AM |
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And you haven't even touched "I Gotta Feeling" |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Aug-11-09 10:20 AM |
#44 |
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Country music post 1990 is a hot bed of shittastic lyrics |
cherish44 |
Aug-11-09 07:17 AM |
#24 |
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I'm sorry, but by leaving out the Pre-1990 era you are missing some gems |
Red State Rebel |
Aug-12-09 06:16 PM |
#93 |
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Oh, god, my dad loved that song |
Bertha Venation |
Aug-14-09 08:29 AM |
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Devo's got a few that are competitive, but "Wiggily World" is pretty bad. |
_dynamicdems |
Aug-11-09 07:46 AM |
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Steve Miller Band: |
Rosie1223 |
Aug-11-09 08:29 AM |
#28 |
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Rhyming "Texas" with "facts is" |
Richardo |
Aug-12-09 07:34 AM |
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and who could forget: |
Rosie1223 |
Aug-12-09 07:50 AM |
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I think it's gotta go to either America or Paul McCartney... |
SteppingRazor |
Aug-11-09 10:00 AM |
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You forgot "Where there ain't no one for to give you no pain" from HWNN |
gmoney |
Aug-11-09 10:57 AM |
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I always heard that as: |
begin_within |
Aug-11-09 11:51 AM |
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Well, drat! I thought it was "this ever-changing world in which we're living." |
Glorfindel |
Aug-11-09 02:12 PM |
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Lifetime Achievement Award goes to Jim Morrison. |
Gidney N Cloyd |
Aug-11-09 10:04 AM |
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I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me... |
joeybee12 |
Aug-11-09 10:05 AM |
#33 |
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That's the one that immediately sprang into my mind |
WolverineDG |
Aug-11-09 10:41 AM |
#46 |
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I second.... |
smirkymonkey |
Aug-11-09 01:27 PM |
#64 |
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At least that one was supposed to be funny |
WolverineDG |
Aug-11-09 01:44 PM |
#66 |
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Hey, you know what paradise is? |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Aug-12-09 11:53 PM |
#99 |
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I would do anything for love..but I won't do that. |
TZ |
Aug-11-09 10:09 AM |
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All time worst has to be Heart's "All I Want to Do is Make Love to You" |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Aug-11-09 10:11 AM |
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Alice Cooper - I Love the Dead. |
_dynamicdems |
Aug-11-09 10:15 AM |
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True, but Alice can write some damn fine lyrics... |
coyotespaw |
Aug-14-09 03:36 AM |
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Anything ever written by Neil Diamond. |
old mark |
Aug-11-09 10:57 AM |
#52 |
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I love his songs. |
leftyladyfrommo |
Aug-11-09 12:39 PM |
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A lot of other people do, too.... |
old mark |
Aug-11-09 03:47 PM |
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Neil Diamond is Dah BOMB! ya guys and gals! |
astral |
Aug-12-09 01:19 AM |
#79 |
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Ho, ho, ho, it's magic |
begin_within |
Aug-11-09 11:52 AM |
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Horse With No Name |
bif |
Aug-11-09 12:15 PM |
#58 |
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I've been through the desert on a Song with Three Chords nt |
WolverineDG |
Aug-11-09 01:45 PM |
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ROFL! nt |
susanr516 |
Aug-11-09 04:09 PM |
#75 |
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Three? That's generous. |
Iggo |
Aug-12-09 10:23 PM |
#96 |
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Don't Trust Me - 3oh!3 |
Blue_Tires |
Aug-11-09 12:21 PM |
#59 |
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Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage |
no name no slogan |
Aug-11-09 03:50 PM |
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"My name is No Name No Slogan and I suck ass" |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Aug-11-09 04:06 PM |
#74 |
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Any song that rhymes a word with the same word in consecutive lines. |
MrSlayer |
Aug-11-09 05:10 PM |
#77 |
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Manowar "Secret of Steel" |
wickerwoman |
Aug-12-09 01:56 AM |
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or Bob Geldof "10:15" |
wickerwoman |
Aug-12-09 02:30 AM |
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Bryan Adams' "Heaven".... |
Orsino |
Aug-12-09 07:29 AM |
#85 |
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"Playground In My Mind" |
Throd |
Aug-12-09 01:13 PM |
#90 |
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Sometimes when we touch... |
CrawlingChaos |
Aug-12-09 04:10 PM |
#92 |
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AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! |
Iggo |
Aug-12-09 10:33 PM |
#97 |
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You've obviously never read any lyrics that I wrote... |
DarkTirade |
Aug-13-09 12:04 AM |
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Chicken Train - Ozark Mountain Daredevils |
zabet |
Aug-14-09 07:12 AM |
#103 |
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"But if this ever changing world in which we live in...." |
Demoiselle |
Aug-14-09 11:39 AM |
#107 |
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You're all wrong. Admit it. |
jmowreader |
Aug-14-09 12:36 PM |
#108 |
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