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Men and Women - differences Iisted I found to be just about spot on
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NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, go to the gym, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..

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  -Men and Women - differences Iisted I found to be just about spot on Mira  Jul-09-09 08:24 AM   #0 
  - Some of them might be spot on  suninvited   Jul-09-09 08:27 AM   #1 
  - I hope you're joking about these being spot on  lukasahero   Jul-09-09 08:52 AM   #2 
  - No horse...  Strong Atheist   Jul-09-09 08:58 AM   #3 
  - I was just posting about the horse thing yesterday!  astral   Jul-09-09 11:38 PM   #32 
     - Yeah I heard it on the radio years ago too. Google  Strong Atheist   Jul-10-09 08:28 AM   #33 
  - maybe for straight men and women.... pretty sure that gay women and gay men  La Lioness Priyanka   Jul-09-09 09:00 AM   #4 
  - Nah, not spot on for straight men and women either.  grace0418   Jul-09-09 10:12 AM   #12 
  - Women have a wider variety of names, so they don't need nicknames as much.  Captain Hilts   Jul-09-09 09:27 AM   #5 
  - did we time warp back to 1980?  Orangepeel   Jul-09-09 09:35 AM   #6 
  - I have 7...  Strong Atheist   Jul-09-09 09:37 AM   #7 
  - Do you want to borrow some of my husband's stuff?  Orangepeel   Jul-09-09 09:42 AM   #9 
     - No, 7 is all I need...  Strong Atheist   Jul-09-09 09:46 AM   #10 
        - well, those items plus a hairbrush and deodorant would be 8...  Orangepeel   Jul-09-09 10:45 AM   #15 
           - Ok, 8. nt.  Strong Atheist   Jul-09-09 12:26 PM   #21 
  - Sounds like the 1950's! nt  raccoon   Jul-09-09 10:08 AM   #11 
  - Earlier than 1980.  grace0418   Jul-09-09 10:14 AM   #13 
  - Like this?  Mira   Jul-09-09 11:20 AM   #18 
     - LOL! Well, I think that one is fake but the cookbook I have is pretty close.  grace0418   Jul-09-09 12:13 PM   #19 
  - also very heterosexist. nt  La Lioness Priyanka   Jul-09-09 10:17 AM   #14 
  - I find this amusing--and just enough of the items are close enough to  eyepaddle   Jul-09-09 09:37 AM   #8 
  - Well, I'm learning. It was not meant as a finite treatise on the subject  Mira   Jul-09-09 11:11 AM   #16 
  - Some people can't wait to get offended  Symarip   Jul-09-09 11:12 AM   #17 
  - I'm laughing, but at it rather than with it  Orangepeel   Jul-09-09 02:00 PM   #27 
  - Another paying difference  NJmaverick   Jul-09-09 12:19 PM   #20 
  - Success  sarge43   Jul-09-09 12:36 PM   #22 
  - We'll give the last word on this to the late Rep Millicent Fenwick (R-NJ)  RFKHumphreyObama   Jul-09-09 01:59 PM   #26 
     - Oh my. Double barreled head shot.  sarge43   Jul-09-09 02:30 PM   #28 
     - I remember that quote!  KansDem   Jul-09-09 03:52 PM   #30 
  - I was gonna laugh, but decided to be a sourpuss self-righteous knee-jerk offended pout-rager instead  Rabrrrrrr   Jul-09-09 12:40 PM   #23 
  - Well, of course, what else COULD you do?  eyepaddle   Jul-09-09 12:46 PM   #24 
  - Well, I worked retail for a few months back during the 1980s  Lydia Leftcoast   Jul-09-09 01:43 PM   #25 
  - Just came back and saw how this has fared today. I learned some important  Mira   Jul-09-09 10:44 PM   #31 
  - once again I come out more like a stereotypical man  Kali   Jul-09-09 03:03 PM   #29 
 

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