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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-26-09 12:14 PM
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9. It's so uncool that it's COOL.
Parse _that_, HATAH! :rofl: :rofl:
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  -They're trying to rebrand Miracle Whip. Trying to make it edgy and cool. BurtWorm  Jun-26-09 12:04 PM   #0 
  - That stuff is awful no matter how you spin it  sasquatch   Jun-26-09 12:07 PM   #1 
  - Making Miracle Whip cool makes as much sense as making Metamucil cool.  BurtWorm   Jun-26-09 12:10 PM   #4 
     - What's wrong with 1 hour martinizing?  arbusto_baboso   Jun-26-09 12:18 PM   #14 
        - I have no idea either.  BurtWorm   Jun-26-09 12:26 PM   #21 
        - So, mysterious = cool.  arbusto_baboso   Jun-26-09 12:35 PM   #22 
        - 1 hour martinizing (a term I haven't heard in years) was a quick dry cleaning method  Arkansas Granny   Jun-26-09 01:16 PM   #32 
           - Well, that is cool!  surrealAmerican   Jun-26-09 05:28 PM   #43 
  - HATER!!!!!!!!  Heidi   Jun-26-09 12:09 PM   #2 
  - I am a hater.  BurtWorm   Jun-26-09 12:13 PM   #7 
  - It's so uncool that it's COOL.  Heidi   Jun-26-09 12:14 PM   #9 
     - It's ironically cool.  arbusto_baboso   Jun-26-09 12:36 PM   #23 
        - Next thing you know, mullets, Click Clacks and Earth Shoes will be all the rage.  Heidi   Jun-26-09 12:39 PM   #24 
           - I still got my pet rock.  arbusto_baboso   Jun-26-09 12:48 PM   #27 
              - ELITIST!  Heidi   Jun-26-09 12:49 PM   #28 
                 - Baby, I AM the curve.  arbusto_baboso   Jun-26-09 12:54 PM   #29 
  - That will only work because the one thing worse than miracle whip is european mayo.  mainegreen   Jun-26-09 12:13 PM   #8 
  - Unless it's homemade European mayo.  Heidi   Jun-26-09 12:15 PM   #10 
     - however . . .  Bertha Venation   Jun-26-09 03:15 PM   #40 
  - I STAND WITH YOU , SISTER!!!!  Tangerine LaBamba   Jun-26-09 03:19 PM   #41 
  - Will it work? Only if they totally change the recipe.  SacredCow   Jun-26-09 12:10 PM   #3 
  - IMO MW is edgy & cool (so is Spam), but I know any attempt to convince others to agree is ridiculous  qb   Jun-26-09 12:11 PM   #5 
  - They just need to have Monty Python make a Miracle Whip sketch  NewJeffCT   Jun-26-09 12:16 PM   #11 
  - Spam is edgy only because of Monty Python.  BurtWorm   Jun-26-09 12:19 PM   #16 
  - There are some people in this world with no class.  mainegreen   Jun-26-09 12:12 PM   #6 
  - I've never had Miracle Whip  City of Mills   Jun-26-09 12:18 PM   #13 
  - It bears no relation to mayo other than a vague similarity in color and consistancy.  mainegreen   Jun-26-09 12:21 PM   #17 
  - More 'tangy' too.  BurtWorm   Jun-26-09 12:22 PM   #18 
  - Miracle Whip is basically mayo with  Z_I_Peevey   Jun-26-09 01:19 PM   #36 
  - Okay, next time you're in Switzerland, you're cordially invited to try my potato salad.  Heidi   Jun-26-09 12:23 PM   #19 
     - The next time I'm in Switzerland will be the first time for me.  mainegreen   Jun-26-09 12:25 PM   #20 
  - Might work as a personal lubricant  Auggie   Jun-26-09 12:17 PM   #12 
  - "Dude, your mayonnaise is spoiled."  Jokerman   Jun-26-09 12:18 PM   #15 
  - Mayonaise is cool  rcrush   Jun-26-09 12:44 PM   #25 
  - I love the stuff.  Swede   Jun-26-09 12:46 PM   #26 
  - Also has less fat. Miracle Whip pwns Mayo.  gbate   Jun-26-09 12:59 PM   #31 
     - That's a terrible argument. Pointless. It's like promoting low fat butter.  mainegreen   Jun-26-09 01:16 PM   #34 
  - Here's a marketing tip: Stop selling spoiled mayonnaise  CreekDog   Jun-26-09 12:57 PM   #30 
  - This seems to imply somebody recently asked Miracle Whip to tone it down.  InternalDialogue   Jun-26-09 01:16 PM   #33 
  - *snort*  hibbing   Jun-26-09 10:32 PM   #46 
  - Miracle Whip is the ejaculate of Satan  jakefrep   Jun-26-09 01:19 PM   #35 
  - If they added battery acid, that would make it edgy.  kentauros   Jun-26-09 01:21 PM   #37 
  - There's probably a jar of this stuff somewhere in my fridge. There's so much preservative  Moondog   Jun-26-09 03:06 PM   #38 
  - Miracle Whip > Mayonaise  LostInAnomie   Jun-26-09 03:10 PM   #39 
  - Attitude schmatitude.  Fire Walk With Me   Jun-26-09 03:23 PM   #42 
  - Well, I am one of those people who loves mayonnaise  astral   Jun-26-09 10:07 PM   #44 
  - LOCKING. NO SEX THREADS.  madinmaryland   Jun-26-09 10:10 PM   #45 
  - Wouldn't a dominatrix be a good image?  jobycom   Jun-26-09 10:42 PM   #47 
  - Whip It !! Whip it good !!!  704wipes   Jun-26-09 11:28 PM   #48 
 

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