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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-17-09 11:02 AM
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5. Stop pumping the accelerator. You're flooding it! nt
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  -for those of us who are always right, feel free to post some unsolicited advice here datasuspect  Jun-17-09 10:46 AM   #0 
  - Why do people always come to me for advice  Juche   Jun-17-09 10:48 AM   #1 
  - Don't pick your nose during a job interview and if you fart in an elevator,  HopeHoops   Jun-17-09 10:49 AM   #2 
  - work harder not smarter. work against us not with us. they are laughing at us not with us. nt  Javaman   Jun-17-09 11:01 AM   #3 
  - Always wipe.  rug   Jun-17-09 11:01 AM   #4 
  - And always front to back n/t  Sigh Sister   Jun-17-09 07:40 PM   #57 
  - Stop pumping the accelerator. You're flooding it! nt  Deep13   Jun-17-09 11:02 AM   #5 
  - You're giving away your age  NJmaverick   Jun-17-09 11:08 AM   #7 
     - But, but, but ... floats and needle valves and stuff!  Deep13   Jun-17-09 11:22 AM   #16 
        - and chokes and multi barrel  NJmaverick   Jun-17-09 11:25 AM   #17 
  - Don't trust whitey  no name no slogan   Jun-17-09 11:06 AM   #6 
  - I AM Whitey, and I don't trust the fucker either!!!!!nt  old mark   Jun-17-09 02:53 PM   #42 
  - Those who think they are always right  NJmaverick   Jun-17-09 11:09 AM   #8 
  - i am right  datasuspect   Jun-17-09 11:10 AM   #9 
  - fuck the dumb.  Tuesday Afternoon   Jun-17-09 11:10 AM   #10 
  - stupid people are there to serve us.  datasuspect   Jun-17-09 11:12 AM   #11 
     - well, as long as they aren't lazy and can perform their tasks to my  Tuesday Afternoon   Jun-17-09 11:15 AM   #14 
  - Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind  BuelahWitch   Jun-17-09 11:14 AM   #12 
  - Is it true that Jim  NJmaverick   Jun-17-09 11:20 AM   #15 
     - Yes  BuelahWitch   Jun-17-09 08:45 PM   #59 
  - Whether you think you can or you think you can't:  Dogtown   Jun-17-09 11:14 AM   #13 
  - Buying insurance is basically betting against yourself.  arbusto_baboso   Jun-17-09 11:26 AM   #18 
  - In my case this is more likely than not a winning bet.  Moondog   Jun-17-09 12:37 PM   #24 
  - don't be an asshole.  malta blue   Jun-17-09 11:41 AM   #19 
  - Put away the screwdriver  KitchenWitch   Jun-17-09 12:02 PM   #20 
  - The best day to go grocery shopping is Tuesday.  ScreamingMeemie   Jun-17-09 12:18 PM   #21 
  - when shrooming in the woods always leave extra clothes in the car.  Soylent Brice   Jun-17-09 12:29 PM   #22 
  - Hmmm, isn't this interesting?  Shell Beau   Jun-17-09 12:35 PM   #23 
  - Yes indeed.  jeff30997   Jun-17-09 12:45 PM   #26 
  - Beyond fascinating!  Shell Beau   Jun-17-09 01:05 PM   #27 
     - Indubitably my dear.  jeff30997   Jun-17-09 01:23 PM   #29 
        - LOL!  Shell Beau   Jun-17-09 01:24 PM   #30 
           - !  jeff30997   Jun-17-09 01:28 PM   #32 
  - It's true I tell you! Grocery shopping is always best on Tuesday!  ScreamingMeemie   Jun-17-09 01:29 PM   #34 
  - I know Sunday is the absolute worst day to go!  Shell Beau   Jun-17-09 01:55 PM   #36 
  - did you take your shoes off before you entered my office?  datasuspect   Jun-17-09 05:31 PM   #47 
  - Whoa!! My shoes are clean, and my feet take me wherever I like to go.  Shell Beau   Jun-17-09 07:35 PM   #56 
  - A fool finds no pleasure in understanding...  TCJ70   Jun-18-09 06:52 AM   #64 
  - It's incredibly dangerous behavior...  Orsino   Jun-17-09 12:40 PM   #25 
  - Brush your teeth; eat your vegetables!  CaliforniaPeggy   Jun-17-09 01:21 PM   #28 
  - An other possibility would be:  jeff30997   Jun-17-09 01:26 PM   #31 
  - If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball  NJmaverick   Jun-17-09 01:28 PM   #33 
  - I believe that this fellow is mocking the underprivileged.  jeff30997   Jun-17-09 01:31 PM   #35 
     - who? Patches O'Houlihan?  NJmaverick   Jun-17-09 02:43 PM   #41 
     - did you take your shoes off before you entered my office?  datasuspect   Jun-17-09 05:30 PM   #45 
  - Kraftwerk quotes in sig lines very nearly always denote superior intellect.  Fire Walk With Me   Jun-17-09 01:56 PM   #37 
  - how could you possibly be threatened by Kratfwerk?  datasuspect   Jun-17-09 05:31 PM   #46 
  - The way to have a friend is to...  Sabriel   Jun-17-09 01:56 PM   #38 
  - Don't declaw your cat, it is painful and cruel  suninvited   Jun-17-09 02:14 PM   #39 
  - Don't take any wooden nickels.  S n o w b a l l    Jun-17-09 02:31 PM   #40 
  - Never ever pass up an opportunity to pee.  Pacifist Patriot   Jun-17-09 02:59 PM   #43 
  - That so funny, I give the same advice to everyone that joins  NJmaverick   Jun-17-09 03:39 PM   #44 
  - "Double-axeling off a diving board while tripping on acid can't be good for you, son."  EastTennesseeDem   Jun-17-09 05:34 PM   #48 
  - Never start a thread like this  gratuitous   Jun-17-09 05:50 PM   #49 
  - nah, bottlenose, you got it all wrong  datasuspect   Jun-17-09 05:51 PM   #50 
  - Learn to control your gag reflex.  foxfeet   Jun-17-09 05:54 PM   #51 
  - conversely  datasuspect   Jun-17-09 05:55 PM   #52 
  - Don't stick your dick in a fan.  MrSlayer   Jun-17-09 05:56 PM   #53 
  - If you do that, you will be very, very sorry. Have a nice day. n/t  sarge43   Jun-17-09 05:59 PM   #54 
  - Always wear clean underwear, you might have a wreck and end up in the emergency  yellowdogintexas   Jun-17-09 06:53 PM   #55 
  - Don't ever  rateyes   Jun-17-09 07:45 PM   #58 
  - If you're unemployed, go get a job. That will take care of it.  Zavulon   Jun-17-09 10:38 PM   #60 
  - NEVER eat anything bigger than your head, no matter HOW tasty it might look.  Amerigo Vespucci   Jun-17-09 10:41 PM   #61 
  - What the heck are those things?  NJmaverick   Jun-18-09 06:00 AM   #62 
     - That's haggis...  Amerigo Vespucci   Jun-18-09 08:31 AM   #65 
  - If you're upset about high gas prices don't drive so damn much  taterguy   Jun-18-09 06:06 AM   #63 
 

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