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BritishHuman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-13-03 04:41 PM
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21. I was going to go on a course...
...on "management for introverts", which led to a degree.

...on "home carpentry for patriots" - I felt I had to make a stand.

...on "Ballet Fashion" - I got a two-two.

...on "trans-oceanic insect communication", but I needed two bees and a sea.

...on "Leaning to one side for ages", but there was a waiting list.

...on "Whisky Appreciation", but I didn't like the Teacher's.

...on "Sheepdog training", but I couldn't make myself herd.

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