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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 12:23 AM
Response to Reply #28
31. Y'know, I could include twin .50-calibers with the performance improvements
I know a coupla guys who own P-51 Mustangs. I don't think they'd miss two of six. :D

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  -What do you generally bring into a bar to protect yourself? struggle4progress  Jun-06-09 11:40 PM   #0 
  - My law degree .........  Tangerine LaBamba   Jun-06-09 11:41 PM   #1 
  - The thousand mile stare they teach in law school that says "I'll sue your ass and win"?  struggle4progress   Jun-06-09 11:51 PM   #9 
     - I missed that day ........  Tangerine LaBamba   Jun-06-09 11:57 PM   #12 
        - "Better to start nice, and turn nasty if you must, than to start nasty and try to turn nice"  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:05 AM   #17 
           - Starting nasty works?  Tangerine LaBamba   Jun-07-09 12:12 AM   #24 
              - OK, I twisted that a bit to enhance it's De La Roche Foucault flavor:  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:26 AM   #32 
                 - Ahhhhhhh  Tangerine LaBamba   Jun-07-09 12:33 AM   #36 
  - Condoms.  Aristus   Jun-06-09 11:41 PM   #2 
  - But not good looks and a winning personality?  struggle4progress   Jun-06-09 11:43 PM   #4 
     - Winning personality, yes. The good looks are debatable.  Aristus   Jun-06-09 11:46 PM   #8 
  - Friends.  LeftyMom   Jun-06-09 11:42 PM   #3 
  - I've heard it's best to hide behind horses when the shooting starts but maybe friends would do  struggle4progress   Jun-06-09 11:52 PM   #10 
  - airhorn and my extremely muscular Swedish bodyguard named Thor...  carlyhippy   Jun-06-09 11:43 PM   #5 
  - Heeth thtill thor?  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:10 AM   #23 
  - Friends.  ThomCat   Jun-06-09 11:44 PM   #6 
  - Should I ever feel the need to start a drunken brawl, I won't invite you  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:00 AM   #13 
     - If you start a drunken brawl you absolutely want me there!  ThomCat   Jun-07-09 12:04 AM   #16 
        - What caliber machine-gun is mounted on it?  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:07 AM   #20 
           - It's a pop gun that fires tennis balls  ThomCat   Jun-07-09 12:17 AM   #28 
              - Y'know, I could include twin .50-calibers with the performance improvements  Oeditpus Rex   Jun-07-09 12:23 AM   #31 
              - I was thinking that you'd be the guy to go to for upgrades.  ThomCat   Jun-07-09 01:01 AM   #48 
              - When I'm world dictator, you're gonna run the SWAT team  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:27 AM   #33 
  - All I need is my fists and a few shots of whiskey (so I don't feel anything).  Lucian   Jun-06-09 11:46 PM   #7 
  - Yeah, I thought of studying some ancient oriental art. Maybe Zen so I could inscrutabilize everyone  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:13 AM   #25 
  - I carry a knife  HEyHEY   Jun-06-09 11:55 PM   #11 
  - Glad that worked out okay. Off-topic: I assume you're following this story:  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:17 AM   #29 
     - yeah... NK loves those two cause it gives them some leverage  HEyHEY   Jun-07-09 12:29 AM   #34 
  - I have what some have called an intimidating physique.  flvegan   Jun-07-09 12:02 AM   #14 
  - If by intimidating you mean sexy, then yes.  LeftyMom   Jun-07-09 12:04 AM   #15 
  - You posted first  ThomCat   Jun-07-09 12:06 AM   #18 
  - Of course you were.  LeftyMom   Jun-07-09 12:10 AM   #22 
  - I do outweigh that one bloke by 100 lbs.  flvegan   Jun-07-09 12:06 AM   #19 
     - Well, your BMI says you're a lardass, fatty.  LeftyMom   Jun-07-09 12:09 AM   #21 
        - What burns me is that with almost 15 years of training and education  flvegan   Jun-07-09 12:33 AM   #35 
           - Fifteen years and you still haven't learned that soy will make you sterile, weak and totally gay.  LeftyMom   Jun-07-09 12:36 AM   #37 
              - And that's just professional training.  flvegan   Jun-07-09 12:40 AM   #39 
                 - You wouldn't be a day over twenty if you'd just eat a cheeseburger.  LeftyMom   Jun-07-09 12:41 AM   #40 
                    - I think that tofu is giving me tits. I read it there.  flvegan   Jun-07-09 12:51 AM   #42 
                       - Gee, I wish it would do that for me.  LeftyMom   Jun-07-09 12:54 AM   #43 
                          - Nonsense.  flvegan   Jun-07-09 12:57 AM   #45 
                             - I should hope you do.  LeftyMom   Jun-07-09 12:58 AM   #46 
  - If I recall correctly...  Dr. Strange   Jun-07-09 02:56 PM   #50 
  - If you go into a bar with the mindset that you are going to have to protect yourself...  LostInAnomie   Jun-07-09 12:13 AM   #26 
  - Emotions like fear and anger seem to be highly contagious  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:39 AM   #38 
  - I don't carry weapons into bars.  MilesColtrane   Jun-07-09 12:17 AM   #27 
  - Speedy exit can be a wise and honorable solution  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:51 AM   #41 
  - Do other people channel Gracie Allen?!  EFerrari   Jun-07-09 12:20 AM   #30 
  - I've tried. But maybe I'm not wired right  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 12:56 AM   #44 
  - Mostly I try  rrneck   Jun-07-09 12:59 AM   #47 
  - But how can you tell? I used to regularly walk by a bar called "Hell's Flying Circle"  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 08:57 PM   #56 
     - I watch the people coming and going. If it  rrneck   Jun-07-09 10:09 PM   #58 
  - I've found that good eye contact combined with a kind word and a disarming smile  Mugu   Jun-07-09 02:11 AM   #49 
  - I'd been looking for a "knuckles with pepper spray" recipe!  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 09:00 PM   #57 
  - A full stomach.  Orsino   Jun-07-09 04:20 PM   #51 
  - A Flame Thrower and a pair of Marty Feldman eyes.  RagAss   Jun-07-09 04:34 PM   #52 
  - Whoa! There's a blast from the past: "She's got Marty Feldman eyes"  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 08:44 PM   #55 
  - Plaxico taught me the best thing is a glock tucked into the band of my sweat pants  NJmaverick   Jun-07-09 04:36 PM   #53 
  - "Back off or I'll shoot myself in the groin!"  struggle4progress   Jun-07-09 08:33 PM   #54 
  - I used to wear my big game license like everyone else - but I was a girl....  sohndrsmith   Jun-07-09 10:42 PM   #59 
  - A seeing eye dog  mitchum   Jun-07-09 10:51 PM   #60 

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