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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 10:54 PM
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21. in a bar?

Seriously, make a funny or witty remark about something that is happening around you both, or something that they are wearing, and smile and laugh a little. "Hey I like your t-shirt, or those shoes", or what have you.

That's usually how it works.
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  -Need advice : How do you flirt with a total stranger UndertheOcean  Jun-05-09 09:30 PM   #0 
  - I would wait until he started flirting with me.  Left Is Write   Jun-05-09 09:33 PM   #1 
  - Yeah , will what if the other party were thinking the same ????  UndertheOcean   Jun-05-09 09:34 PM   #3 
  - Note carefully exactly how I do it  KamaAina   Jun-05-09 09:33 PM   #2 
  - Well, "Hey, hot mama - ja wanna go for a ride in mah love macheen?" works for me.  HopeHoops   Jun-05-09 09:38 PM   #4 
  - you're still married ?  UndertheOcean   Jun-05-09 09:40 PM   #5 
  - We've been together since '84  HopeHoops   Jun-05-09 09:44 PM   #7 
  - Yeah, she falls for that line every time.  jobycom   Jun-05-09 11:11 PM   #22 
  - How do I personally do it?  DarkTirade   Jun-05-09 09:44 PM   #6 
  - If you don't know, I can't explain it.  Robeson   Jun-05-09 09:47 PM   #8 
  - and there lies the rub !  UndertheOcean   Jun-05-09 09:48 PM   #9 
  - No clue.  BarenakedLady   Jun-05-09 09:50 PM   #10 
  - Aha ! Alcohol , we are getting somewhere !  UndertheOcean   Jun-05-09 09:51 PM   #11 
     - I'm shy enough around people I know  BarenakedLady   Jun-05-09 09:58 PM   #14 
  - Standard mating ritual: wear a meat helmet, smash plates, pour fizzy water down your pants  Rabrrrrrr   Jun-05-09 09:54 PM   #12 
  - Great advice , I am going to follow it to the letter , thanks  UndertheOcean   Jun-05-09 09:57 PM   #13 
  - And every Sunday, hurry along to St. Looney up the Cream Bun and Jam  Oeditpus Rex   Jun-05-09 10:05 PM   #15 
  - Step One: Say somthing wildly inappropriate or offensive  LostInAnomie   Jun-05-09 10:14 PM   #16 
  - Wow , you know me ....  UndertheOcean   Jun-05-09 10:15 PM   #17 
  - With humor in front and sensitive attention to the reactions  struggle4progress   Jun-05-09 10:16 PM   #18 
  - Eye contact.  blue neen   Jun-05-09 10:39 PM   #19 
  - hey Neen!  tigereye   Jun-05-09 10:52 PM   #20 
  - in a bar?  tigereye   Jun-05-09 10:54 PM   #21 
  - Hang out on a web site talking to other people about it.  jobycom   Jun-06-09 12:04 AM   #23 
  - works for me  LiberalAndProud   Jun-06-09 12:39 AM   #25 
  - More than 60% of all communication is non-verbal...  Chan790   Jun-06-09 12:15 AM   #24 
  - I'm a well-endowed redhead--I never have to flirt.  vixengrl   Jun-06-09 12:43 AM   #26 
  - I probably am not the guy to ask  Juche   Jun-06-09 12:49 AM   #27 
  - Just leer at them in silence. Chicks love that.  HEyHEY   Jun-06-09 01:03 AM   #28 
  - Especially if you do it outside their home, staring from your car or standing in her yard.  Rabrrrrrr   Jun-06-09 09:26 AM   #30 
  - ...  Kali   Jun-06-09 11:48 AM   #31 
  - That never worked on me.  Sigh Sister   Jun-06-09 02:41 PM   #38 
  - Become an over-muscled intelligence-fearing abusive douchebag, and they will line up for you  Rabrrrrrr   Jun-06-09 09:19 AM   #29 
  - You forgot the mandatory dousing in Calvin Klein's "Obsession"...  Amerigo Vespucci   Jun-06-09 12:09 PM   #32 
  - Bonus points if your vehicle has a set of TruckNutz.  The Velveteen Ocelot   Jun-06-09 12:26 PM   #33 
     - sure it wasn't warped sarcastic humor?  Kali   Jun-06-09 12:29 PM   #34 
     - I suppose that's possible.  The Velveteen Ocelot   Jun-06-09 12:34 PM   #36 
        - I sure hope people know I'm being sarcastic with the way my vehicles are "decorated"  Kali   Jun-06-09 01:12 PM   #37 
     - Ah, the good old Bumper Balls!  Sigh Sister   Jun-06-09 02:45 PM   #39 
  - You have to put yourself in their line of sight.  siligut   Jun-06-09 12:32 PM   #35 
  - Be natural, make some remark that seems appropriate and hope for the best.  old mark   Jun-06-09 02:48 PM   #40 
  - This is honstly something I have never understood.  Odin2005   Jun-06-09 05:51 PM   #41 
  - How YOU doin'?  SoxFan   Jun-06-09 06:27 PM   #42 

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