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Thu Jun-04-09 04:50 PM
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| 10. Ron Livingston wants my phone number. |
| -Make up some bullshit about a celebrity. |
arcadian |
Jun-04-09 04:25 PM |
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The Enquirer does much better than I ever would |
AwakeAtLast |
Jun-04-09 04:29 PM |
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Amy Adams once gave me the "Don't I know you from somewhere" line |
taterguy |
Jun-04-09 04:29 PM |
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Rob Schneider goes to Home Depot and pays migrant workers to come home and choke him in the shower |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 04:31 PM |
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Rush Limbagh is exceedingly generous and humbly will not talk about his altruism |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 04:36 PM |
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Ronald Reagan was a great, moral man, and a loving, competent president |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 04:37 PM |
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The Jonas Brothers are holding a concert next April with U2. nt |
mwooldri |
Jun-04-09 04:40 PM |
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Tina Yothers got a physics Ph.D. and has the most Bose-Einstein Condensate articles published |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 04:41 PM |
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After getting her 16th nipple piercing, Eartha Kitt was bludgeoned to death by Wilford Brimley |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 04:43 PM |
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Eartha Kitt had 16 nipples |
Richardo |
Jun-04-09 05:10 PM |
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Wouldn't put it past her. C'est si bon! nt |
Captain Hilts |
Jun-05-09 07:59 PM |
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Johnny Depp won't leave me the hell ALONE! |
BarenakedLady |
Jun-04-09 04:45 PM |
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Oh, to have your problems for a day... |
DarkTirade |
Jun-05-09 07:17 PM |
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I'll get him off your back |
latebloomer |
Jun-05-09 07:56 PM |
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Ron Livingston wants my phone number. |
BlueIris |
Jun-04-09 04:50 PM |
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The ghost of Keith Moon keeps bugging me about his generation. nt |
Deep13 |
Jun-04-09 04:51 PM |
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Dana Carvey hires Mexican day-laborers to choke him in the shower |
sasquatch |
Jun-04-09 04:52 PM |
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Mexican day-laborers hire Dana Carvey to mow *their* lawns. |
Richardo |
Jun-04-09 05:11 PM |
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Oh, come on - it's Rob Scheider, and I already did that one. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 05:14 PM |
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Bill O'Reilly bullies women employees into giving him sexual favors. |
Deep13 |
Jun-04-09 05:03 PM |
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I am carrying LeBron James' baby. |
bigwillq |
Jun-04-09 05:11 PM |
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Neville Chamberlain ran away to Ohio as a kid, sold Grit for four years, made millions in dimes |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 05:14 PM |
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Sasha Baron Cohen is a secret fundamentalist Mormon |
XemaSab |
Jun-04-09 05:14 PM |
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Placide Cappeau de Roquemaure was an atheist |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 05:16 PM |
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Rush Limbaugh secretly lusts after chihuahuas |
tabbycat31 |
Jun-04-09 05:17 PM |
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No, no, no - the game here is bullshit about a celebrity |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 05:18 PM |
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Ghandi created a perpetual motion machine by finding a solution for rubik's cube in negative moves |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 05:18 PM |
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Leonard Nimoy's Star Trek ears are REAL! nt |
Deep13 |
Jun-04-09 05:21 PM |
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I was saw Clay Aiken smoking meth in a bowling alley bathroom. |
BlueIris |
Jun-04-09 05:21 PM |
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Arvo Part scored all of Asia Carrera's movies |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-04-09 05:23 PM |
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"O. Henry" is a pen name for Ron Jeremy |
SoxFan |
Jun-04-09 06:17 PM |
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When I Was 16, Danny Bonaduce Gave Me Poison Ivy |
Mr. Ected |
Jun-04-09 06:21 PM |
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Fran Drescher's offstage voice is a sultry purr, like Brenda Vaccaro's. |
KamaAina |
Jun-04-09 06:28 PM |
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Abe Vigoda is dead. |
RagAss |
Jun-04-09 06:30 PM |
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Justin Long used to be my cabana guy....... |
carlyhippy |
Jun-04-09 09:31 PM |
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Robert Redford still talks about that time my neighbor let him blow bubbles at her forehead. |
BlueIris |
Jun-05-09 07:16 PM |
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While he was on welfare as a young actor, Craig T Nelson accepted no gov't help. |
Bucky |
Jun-05-09 07:28 PM |
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That one's priceless. nt |
Captain Hilts |
Jun-05-09 07:58 PM |
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My mother, and Katharine Hepburn's mother, were both mothers. nt |
Captain Hilts |
Jun-05-09 07:59 PM |
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The cast of The Hills likes to sodomize sheep during their off hours. |
Initech |
Jun-05-09 08:34 PM |
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Cate Blanchett likes to visit port towns on the Black Sea |
Ikonoklast |
Jun-05-09 09:24 PM |
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Captain Kangaroo (Bob Keeshan) was a PEEPING TOM! |
skooooo |
Jun-05-09 09:27 PM |
#41 |
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