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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-05-09 06:42 AM
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62. To prepare for when your life flashes before your eyes
make sure it's fun to watch. :toast:

Words to live by IMO.

Julie
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  -I need one-sentence bits of advice. Stuff like Bertha Venation  Jun-03-09 09:54 AM   #0 
  - Don't sweat the small shit.  hobbit709   Jun-03-09 09:56 AM   #1 
  - The Lord loves a working man.  Bunny   Jun-03-09 09:56 AM   #2 
  - Don't spit (or piss) into the wind.  Swede   Jun-03-09 09:58 AM   #3 
  - And don't tear the mask off the old Lone Ranger.  RufusH   Jun-03-09 10:44 AM   #21 
  - Common sense isn't (common, that is).  arbusto_baboso   Jun-03-09 09:58 AM   #4 
  - If you find a fork in the road  XemaSab   Jun-03-09 09:59 AM   #5 
  - Never leave the house without putting on clean underwear...  malta blue   Jun-03-09 09:59 AM   #6 
  - "Don't spit in the soup, we've all got to eat." ... LBJ  HERVEPA   Jun-03-09 10:00 AM   #7 
  - You can't stomp a snake with both feet in the bucket.  Kali   Jun-03-09 10:01 AM   #8 
  - As Townsend Miller used to say  hobbit709   Jun-03-09 10:01 AM   #9 
  - "Don't do anything stupid."  Richardo   Jun-03-09 10:02 AM   #10 
  - Neither a borrower nor a lender be n/t  Enrique   Jun-03-09 10:04 AM   #11 
  - If you ever drop your keys in a pool of molten lava, let 'em go, 'cause, man, they're gone!  Aristus   Jun-03-09 10:06 AM   #12 
  - good ole jack handy, what a wise soul  fizzgig   Jun-03-09 11:32 AM   #27 
     - Yeah.  Aristus   Jun-03-09 12:05 PM   #31 
  - Always drive like grandma's in the car with you.  Bucky   Jun-03-09 10:08 AM   #13 
  - Don't eat yellow snow. nt  Deep13   Jun-03-09 10:15 AM   #14 
  - Never eat anything bigger than your head.  HopeHoops   Jun-03-09 10:15 AM   #15 
  - These are great. Anymore?  Bertha Venation   Jun-03-09 10:32 AM   #16 
  - If at first you don't succeed...  Kutjara   Jun-03-09 10:35 AM   #17 
  - don't take up sky diving. n/t  sarge43   Jun-05-09 10:41 AM   #85 
  - Give an honest day's work for an honest day's pay.  petronius   Jun-03-09 10:40 AM   #18 
  - Don't take a leak near an electric fence.  Wapsie B   Jun-03-09 10:43 AM   #19 
  - Guns Kill People  RufusH   Jun-03-09 10:44 AM   #20 
  - Soylent Green is People  RufusH   Jun-03-09 10:45 AM   #22 
  - LOL  Bertha Venation   Jun-03-09 11:00 AM   #24 
     - Thanks!  RufusH   Jun-03-09 12:08 PM   #32 
  - Always wear your sunscreen.  DarkTirade   Jun-03-09 11:00 AM   #23 
  - This is great.  Bertha Venation   Jun-03-09 12:04 PM   #30 
  - It was originally an essay written to a particular graduating class  DarkTirade   Jun-03-09 12:27 PM   #37 
     - I'm going to have to look for that on Youtube.  Bertha Venation   Jun-03-09 01:46 PM   #43 
  - Mary Schmich's great advice!  Gidney N Cloyd   Jun-03-09 12:27 PM   #36 
     - Ah, yeah, that's the name I was looking for.  DarkTirade   Jun-03-09 12:28 PM   #39 
        - It was mis-attributed to Kurt Vonnegut for a long time.  Gidney N Cloyd   Jun-03-09 12:44 PM   #41 
  - Fasten your seatbelt.  cwydro   Jun-03-09 11:01 AM   #25 
  - Never follow one-sentence advice.  Orsino   Jun-03-09 11:30 AM   #26 
  - Don't go to bed angry  Spacemom   Jun-03-09 11:32 AM   #28 
  - "engage brain before putting mouth in gear" n/t  auntAgonist   Jun-03-09 11:34 AM   #29 
  - Never say never.  lizziegrace   Jun-03-09 12:10 PM   #33 
  - Plastics.  Moondog   Jun-03-09 12:16 PM   #34 
  - Don't breathe underwater.  Midlodemocrat   Jun-03-09 12:21 PM   #35 
  - Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweatty things.  Gidney N Cloyd   Jun-03-09 12:28 PM   #38 
  - Make sure your enemies are really dead before you walk out of the room or go to a meeting.  Rabrrrrrr   Jun-03-09 12:30 PM   #40 
  - Study long, study wrong. n/t  trackfan   Jun-03-09 01:27 PM   #42 
  - Don't forget to breathe.  GoddessOfGuinness   Jun-03-09 01:59 PM   #44 
  - No generalization is worth a damn, including this one. nt  jobycom   Jun-03-09 02:04 PM   #45 
  - Don't fry bacon while naked. n/t  Mugu   Jun-03-09 02:06 PM   #46 
  - Don't trust whitey.  no name no slogan   Jun-03-09 02:17 PM   #47 
  - See #2  Richardo   Jun-05-09 07:19 AM   #65 
  - Never turn down free food n/t  murphymom   Jun-03-09 02:34 PM   #48 
  - The three most useless things in the world are  av8rdave   Jun-03-09 03:14 PM   #49 
  - I have a confession to make.  Bertha Venation   Jun-04-09 09:20 AM   #58 
     - It is an aviation thing...was in a funny mood...sorry  av8rdave   Jun-05-09 06:00 AM   #60 
  - More! More! More!  Bertha Venation   Jun-03-09 03:41 PM   #50 
  - "Little ships should stay close to shore" Ben Franklin  redwitch   Jun-03-09 03:54 PM   #52 
  - Love everyone, trust few and paddle your own canoe.  redwitch   Jun-03-09 03:45 PM   #51 
  - "Keep your eye on the sparrow"  Dogtown   Jun-03-09 03:55 PM   #53 
  - You can't be too rich, too thin, or have too many cats.  KamaAina   Jun-03-09 03:56 PM   #54 
  - My one sentence bit of advice is a bit on the blunt side  KitchenWitch   Jun-03-09 03:57 PM   #55 
  - They should teach that in MBA school on the first day  Patiod   Jun-05-09 08:19 AM   #68 
  - Don't panic!  Dogtown   Jun-03-09 03:58 PM   #56 
  - Got 3 here:  old mark   Jun-03-09 04:30 PM   #57 
  - You can't teach experience.  Iggo   Jun-04-09 09:24 AM   #59 
  - Use your education, don't let your education use you  taterguy   Jun-05-09 06:17 AM   #61 
  - To prepare for when your life flashes before your eyes  JNelson6563   Jun-05-09 06:42 AM   #62 
  - Love It!!  BornBlue   Jun-05-09 04:41 PM   #98 
  - Always let the wardrobe mistress choose your clothes.  mikeytherat   Jun-05-09 07:11 AM   #63 
  - Unless the you're the wardrobe mistress  Patiod   Jun-05-09 08:20 AM   #69 
  - Things I have learned by the age of 31  Rising Phoenix   Jun-05-09 07:16 AM   #64 
  - Great stuff, this - thank you so much.  Bertha Venation   Jun-05-09 08:25 AM   #72 
  - Live and let live.  rug   Jun-05-09 07:26 AM   #66 
  - A wise man once said...  SoxFan   Jun-05-09 08:10 AM   #67 
  - Judge not lest yet be Judge  LynneSin   Jun-05-09 08:21 AM   #70 
  - Never attribute to malice that which can be blamed on stupidity  Patiod   Jun-05-09 08:24 AM   #71 
  - A few more  bethdoc   Jun-05-09 08:44 AM   #73 
  - "question authority" - thank you!  Bertha Venation   Jun-05-09 09:47 AM   #78 
  - A few:  woo me with science   Jun-05-09 08:47 AM   #74 
  - Pay your Credit card off every month and the CC co's will  yy4me   Jun-05-09 12:23 PM   #90 
     - I stand corrected.  woo me with science   Jun-06-09 08:16 AM   #112 
  - Never use a wooden dildo  conscious evolution   Jun-05-09 08:49 AM   #75 
  - I'll give you one my mother used on me when I was a teenager going on a date:  rateyes   Jun-05-09 08:52 AM   #76 
  - Advice for women: Never sleep with a guy prettier than you  Patiod   Jun-05-09 09:35 AM   #77 
  - Buy low, sell high. n/t  ohheckyeah   Jun-05-09 09:48 AM   #79 
  - What can be asserted without evidence may also be dismissed without evidence. nt  Deep13   Jun-05-09 09:53 AM   #80 
  - Don't shit where you eat  snooper2   Jun-05-09 09:58 AM   #81 
  - Don't try to please everyone.  sarge43   Jun-05-09 10:38 AM   #82 
  - Measure twice, cut once.  leftyclimber   Jun-05-09 10:39 AM   #83 
  - Wear sunscreen  Catshrink   Jun-05-09 10:41 AM   #84 
  - Never stick your face in a bag of angry squirrels  NJmaverick   Jun-05-09 10:41 AM   #86 
  - Only YOU can prevent forest fires  AwakeAtLast   Jun-05-09 11:33 AM   #87 
  - Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. ~ Harry Truman.  Forkboy   Jun-05-09 12:11 PM   #88 
  - Plastics.  Common Sense Party   Jun-05-09 12:21 PM   #89 
  - A few come to mind:  yy4me   Jun-05-09 12:26 PM   #91 
  - Quit just before you're finished. n/t  Mugu   Jun-05-09 12:49 PM   #92 
  - this thread is awesome  Bertha Venation   Jun-05-09 02:09 PM   #93 
  - Cats love you when no one else does.  TZ   Jun-05-09 02:12 PM   #94 
     - aw  Bertha Venation   Jun-05-09 02:31 PM   #95 
  - Stay out of the Lounge  LiberalEsto   Jun-05-09 04:02 PM   #96 
  - Me too, Liberal Esto!  Patiod   Jun-05-09 04:36 PM   #97 
  - Go ahead, its your dog.  mikeiddy   Jun-05-09 06:15 PM   #99 
  - And the corollary, "Every dog has its day." I 've seen it over and over.  triguy46   Jun-05-09 09:20 PM   #101 
  - Never eat anything bigger than your head.  triguy46   Jun-05-09 09:18 PM   #100 
  - The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.  Sanity Claws   Jun-05-09 09:27 PM   #102 
  - Be the person your dog already thinks you are (plus a couple more)  yewberry   Jun-05-09 09:31 PM   #103 
  - Have a nice day!  KamaAina   Jun-05-09 09:33 PM   #104 
  - couple from the sporting world I always loved  rurallib   Jun-05-09 09:35 PM   #105 
  - Don't skimp on tires, toilet paper or beer.  Zavulon   Jun-05-09 09:45 PM   #106 
  - Never eat anything bigger than your own head.  Amerigo Vespucci   Jun-05-09 10:00 PM   #107 
  - Stay in school !  UndertheOcean   Jun-05-09 10:01 PM   #108 
  - A closed mouth gathers no feet.  RushIsRot   Jun-05-09 11:52 PM   #109 
  - You have two ears and one mouth,  Recovered Repug   Jun-06-09 12:02 AM   #110 
  - Google aphorisms n/t  Duer 157099   Jun-06-09 01:37 AM   #111 
  - Don't fry bacon in the nude.  lightningandsnow   Jun-06-09 09:20 AM   #113 
 

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