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Wed Jun-03-09 11:30 AM
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| 26. Never follow one-sentence advice. |
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Listen carefully, Norman: I'm lying.
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| -I need one-sentence bits of advice. Stuff like |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-03-09 09:54 AM |
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Don't sweat the small shit. |
hobbit709 |
Jun-03-09 09:56 AM |
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The Lord loves a working man. |
Bunny |
Jun-03-09 09:56 AM |
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Don't spit (or piss) into the wind. |
Swede |
Jun-03-09 09:58 AM |
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And don't tear the mask off the old Lone Ranger. |
RufusH |
Jun-03-09 10:44 AM |
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Common sense isn't (common, that is). |
arbusto_baboso |
Jun-03-09 09:58 AM |
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If you find a fork in the road |
XemaSab |
Jun-03-09 09:59 AM |
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Never leave the house without putting on clean underwear... |
malta blue |
Jun-03-09 09:59 AM |
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"Don't spit in the soup, we've all got to eat." ... LBJ |
HERVEPA |
Jun-03-09 10:00 AM |
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You can't stomp a snake with both feet in the bucket. |
Kali |
Jun-03-09 10:01 AM |
#8 |
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As Townsend Miller used to say |
hobbit709 |
Jun-03-09 10:01 AM |
#9 |
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"Don't do anything stupid." |
Richardo |
Jun-03-09 10:02 AM |
#10 |
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be n/t |
Enrique |
Jun-03-09 10:04 AM |
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If you ever drop your keys in a pool of molten lava, let 'em go, 'cause, man, they're gone! |
Aristus |
Jun-03-09 10:06 AM |
#12 |
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good ole jack handy, what a wise soul |
fizzgig |
Jun-03-09 11:32 AM |
#27 |
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Yeah. |
Aristus |
Jun-03-09 12:05 PM |
#31 |
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Always drive like grandma's in the car with you. |
Bucky |
Jun-03-09 10:08 AM |
#13 |
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Don't eat yellow snow. nt |
Deep13 |
Jun-03-09 10:15 AM |
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Never eat anything bigger than your head. |
HopeHoops |
Jun-03-09 10:15 AM |
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These are great. Anymore? |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-03-09 10:32 AM |
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If at first you don't succeed... |
Kutjara |
Jun-03-09 10:35 AM |
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don't take up sky diving. n/t |
sarge43 |
Jun-05-09 10:41 AM |
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Give an honest day's work for an honest day's pay. |
petronius |
Jun-03-09 10:40 AM |
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Don't take a leak near an electric fence. |
Wapsie B |
Jun-03-09 10:43 AM |
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Guns Kill People |
RufusH |
Jun-03-09 10:44 AM |
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Soylent Green is People |
RufusH |
Jun-03-09 10:45 AM |
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LOL |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-03-09 11:00 AM |
#24 |
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Thanks! |
RufusH |
Jun-03-09 12:08 PM |
#32 |
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Always wear your sunscreen. |
DarkTirade |
Jun-03-09 11:00 AM |
#23 |
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This is great. |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-03-09 12:04 PM |
#30 |
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It was originally an essay written to a particular graduating class |
DarkTirade |
Jun-03-09 12:27 PM |
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I'm going to have to look for that on Youtube. |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-03-09 01:46 PM |
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Mary Schmich's great advice! |
Gidney N Cloyd |
Jun-03-09 12:27 PM |
#36 |
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Ah, yeah, that's the name I was looking for. |
DarkTirade |
Jun-03-09 12:28 PM |
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It was mis-attributed to Kurt Vonnegut for a long time. |
Gidney N Cloyd |
Jun-03-09 12:44 PM |
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Fasten your seatbelt. |
cwydro |
Jun-03-09 11:01 AM |
#25 |
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Never follow one-sentence advice. |
Orsino |
Jun-03-09 11:30 AM |
#26 |
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Don't go to bed angry |
Spacemom |
Jun-03-09 11:32 AM |
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"engage brain before putting mouth in gear" n/t |
auntAgonist |
Jun-03-09 11:34 AM |
#29 |
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Never say never. |
lizziegrace |
Jun-03-09 12:10 PM |
#33 |
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Plastics. |
Moondog |
Jun-03-09 12:16 PM |
#34 |
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Don't breathe underwater. |
Midlodemocrat |
Jun-03-09 12:21 PM |
#35 |
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweatty things. |
Gidney N Cloyd |
Jun-03-09 12:28 PM |
#38 |
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Make sure your enemies are really dead before you walk out of the room or go to a meeting. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jun-03-09 12:30 PM |
#40 |
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Study long, study wrong. n/t |
trackfan |
Jun-03-09 01:27 PM |
#42 |
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Don't forget to breathe. |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Jun-03-09 01:59 PM |
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No generalization is worth a damn, including this one. nt |
jobycom |
Jun-03-09 02:04 PM |
#45 |
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Don't fry bacon while naked. n/t |
Mugu |
Jun-03-09 02:06 PM |
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Don't trust whitey. |
no name no slogan |
Jun-03-09 02:17 PM |
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See #2 |
Richardo |
Jun-05-09 07:19 AM |
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Never turn down free food n/t |
murphymom |
Jun-03-09 02:34 PM |
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The three most useless things in the world are |
av8rdave |
Jun-03-09 03:14 PM |
#49 |
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I have a confession to make. |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-04-09 09:20 AM |
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It is an aviation thing...was in a funny mood...sorry |
av8rdave |
Jun-05-09 06:00 AM |
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More! More! More! |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-03-09 03:41 PM |
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"Little ships should stay close to shore" Ben Franklin |
redwitch |
Jun-03-09 03:54 PM |
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Love everyone, trust few and paddle your own canoe. |
redwitch |
Jun-03-09 03:45 PM |
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"Keep your eye on the sparrow" |
Dogtown |
Jun-03-09 03:55 PM |
#53 |
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You can't be too rich, too thin, or have too many cats. |
KamaAina |
Jun-03-09 03:56 PM |
#54 |
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My one sentence bit of advice is a bit on the blunt side |
KitchenWitch |
Jun-03-09 03:57 PM |
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They should teach that in MBA school on the first day |
Patiod |
Jun-05-09 08:19 AM |
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Don't panic! |
Dogtown |
Jun-03-09 03:58 PM |
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Got 3 here: |
old mark |
Jun-03-09 04:30 PM |
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You can't teach experience. |
Iggo |
Jun-04-09 09:24 AM |
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Use your education, don't let your education use you |
taterguy |
Jun-05-09 06:17 AM |
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To prepare for when your life flashes before your eyes |
JNelson6563 |
Jun-05-09 06:42 AM |
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Love It!! |
BornBlue |
Jun-05-09 04:41 PM |
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Always let the wardrobe mistress choose your clothes. |
mikeytherat |
Jun-05-09 07:11 AM |
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Unless the you're the wardrobe mistress |
Patiod |
Jun-05-09 08:20 AM |
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Things I have learned by the age of 31 |
Rising Phoenix |
Jun-05-09 07:16 AM |
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Great stuff, this - thank you so much. |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-05-09 08:25 AM |
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Live and let live. |
rug |
Jun-05-09 07:26 AM |
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A wise man once said... |
SoxFan |
Jun-05-09 08:10 AM |
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Judge not lest yet be Judge |
LynneSin |
Jun-05-09 08:21 AM |
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Never attribute to malice that which can be blamed on stupidity |
Patiod |
Jun-05-09 08:24 AM |
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A few more |
bethdoc |
Jun-05-09 08:44 AM |
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"question authority" - thank you! |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-05-09 09:47 AM |
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A few: |
woo me with science |
Jun-05-09 08:47 AM |
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Pay your Credit card off every month and the CC co's will |
yy4me |
Jun-05-09 12:23 PM |
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I stand corrected. |
woo me with science |
Jun-06-09 08:16 AM |
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Never use a wooden dildo |
conscious evolution |
Jun-05-09 08:49 AM |
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I'll give you one my mother used on me when I was a teenager going on a date: |
rateyes |
Jun-05-09 08:52 AM |
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Advice for women: Never sleep with a guy prettier than you |
Patiod |
Jun-05-09 09:35 AM |
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Buy low, sell high. n/t |
ohheckyeah |
Jun-05-09 09:48 AM |
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What can be asserted without evidence may also be dismissed without evidence. nt |
Deep13 |
Jun-05-09 09:53 AM |
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Don't shit where you eat |
snooper2 |
Jun-05-09 09:58 AM |
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Don't try to please everyone. |
sarge43 |
Jun-05-09 10:38 AM |
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Measure twice, cut once. |
leftyclimber |
Jun-05-09 10:39 AM |
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Wear sunscreen |
Catshrink |
Jun-05-09 10:41 AM |
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Never stick your face in a bag of angry squirrels |
NJmaverick |
Jun-05-09 10:41 AM |
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Only YOU can prevent forest fires |
AwakeAtLast |
Jun-05-09 11:33 AM |
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Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. ~ Harry Truman. |
Forkboy |
Jun-05-09 12:11 PM |
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Plastics. |
Common Sense Party |
Jun-05-09 12:21 PM |
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A few come to mind: |
yy4me |
Jun-05-09 12:26 PM |
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Quit just before you're finished. n/t |
Mugu |
Jun-05-09 12:49 PM |
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this thread is awesome |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-05-09 02:09 PM |
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Cats love you when no one else does. |
TZ |
Jun-05-09 02:12 PM |
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aw |
Bertha Venation |
Jun-05-09 02:31 PM |
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Stay out of the Lounge |
LiberalEsto |
Jun-05-09 04:02 PM |
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Me too, Liberal Esto! |
Patiod |
Jun-05-09 04:36 PM |
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Go ahead, its your dog. |
mikeiddy |
Jun-05-09 06:15 PM |
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And the corollary, "Every dog has its day." I 've seen it over and over. |
triguy46 |
Jun-05-09 09:20 PM |
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Never eat anything bigger than your head. |
triguy46 |
Jun-05-09 09:18 PM |
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The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. |
Sanity Claws |
Jun-05-09 09:27 PM |
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Be the person your dog already thinks you are (plus a couple more) |
yewberry |
Jun-05-09 09:31 PM |
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Have a nice day! |
KamaAina |
Jun-05-09 09:33 PM |
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couple from the sporting world I always loved |
rurallib |
Jun-05-09 09:35 PM |
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Don't skimp on tires, toilet paper or beer. |
Zavulon |
Jun-05-09 09:45 PM |
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Never eat anything bigger than your own head. |
Amerigo Vespucci |
Jun-05-09 10:00 PM |
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Stay in school ! |
UndertheOcean |
Jun-05-09 10:01 PM |
#108 |
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A closed mouth gathers no feet. |
RushIsRot |
Jun-05-09 11:52 PM |
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You have two ears and one mouth, |
Recovered Repug |
Jun-06-09 12:02 AM |
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Google aphorisms n/t |
Duer 157099 |
Jun-06-09 01:37 AM |
#111 |
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Don't fry bacon in the nude. |
lightningandsnow |
Jun-06-09 09:20 AM |
#113 |
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