cherish44
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Wed May-27-09 07:46 AM
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| 66. "Once there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener..." |
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Edited on Wed May-27-09 07:49 AM by cherish44
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| -I just told my wife to "SIT DOWN. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!" |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 07:45 PM |
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ummm... |
TZ |
May-26-09 07:47 PM |
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It was the only way to smack her out of being braindead without |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 07:49 PM |
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you are taking a toll on her |
Parche |
May-26-09 07:53 PM |
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Dude! I'm not married to LynneSin. My wife is from upstate New York!! |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 08:04 PM |
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Dude. I would have cold cocked you and run up your credit card. |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 07:53 PM |
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OK, FReeper. Here's the situation.. |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 08:03 PM |
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No credit cards???? How in God's name does she exact revenge????? |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 08:38 PM |
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Being a FReeper you would not understand, but we have |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 08:50 PM |
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How do you pay for dinner? |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:04 PM |
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There is this quaint little thing called cash. It works just like money!! |
madinmaryland |
May-27-09 07:30 AM |
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I have a friend who's wife got mad cause he went to the pub |
HEyHEY |
May-26-09 09:10 PM |
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You're married? |
Gormy Cuss |
May-26-09 08:41 PM |
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+44-6 |
TZ |
May-26-09 08:42 PM |
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Coming from a Natinals fan... |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 08:51 PM |
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STFU fuckwad! |
TZ |
May-26-09 09:07 PM |
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.. |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 09:36 PM |
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I think it's probably a good thing I'm not Mrs. Madinmaryland. |
Left Is Write |
May-26-09 08:43 PM |
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She's so very lucky to have you to set her straight. |
styersc |
May-26-09 08:43 PM |
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I didn't Maryland had cavemen |
Sanity Claws |
May-26-09 08:44 PM |
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AHHGH. Another "accidentally a coca cola bottle" post!!1 |
jobycom |
May-26-09 09:16 PM |
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can you 'splain dat to me? |
Sanity Claws |
May-26-09 09:42 PM |
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And to think, I actually thought jobycom was a REAL Dallas Cowboys fan. |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 09:46 PM |
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Say what? You challenging my credentials? Yankee? |
jobycom |
May-26-09 09:52 PM |
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Me likey! |
TZ |
May-26-09 09:57 PM |
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Stay out of this, Iglet. |
jobycom |
May-26-09 10:22 PM |
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Of course it was overblown... |
TZ |
May-27-09 07:38 AM |
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SIT DOWN, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, Snyder. |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 10:26 PM |
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are you still breathing this morning? |
TZ |
May-27-09 07:39 AM |
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It's not a Lounge joke exclusively, it's more an Internet-wide thing. |
jobycom |
May-26-09 09:50 PM |
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I would sleep with one eye open tonight. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 08:44 PM |
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Uh-oh... |
jeff30997 |
May-26-09 08:54 PM |
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Quess you will know by morning. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 08:56 PM |
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I might let her borrow my machete. |
Jamastiene |
May-26-09 09:01 PM |
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Lol! |
jeff30997 |
May-26-09 09:12 PM |
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Nah, it was just a rat snake. |
Jamastiene |
May-26-09 09:15 PM |
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Hehehe. |
jeff30997 |
May-26-09 09:21 PM |
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TW. I think you and I should gank him. |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:04 PM |
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His wife could just wait a few days, and act really nice. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 09:17 PM |
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Oh, yeah, baby. |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:21 PM |
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My Grandmother told me that years ago. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 09:25 PM |
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Ah yes, the element of surprise. |
Jamastiene |
May-26-09 09:22 PM |
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Must have worked. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 09:28 PM |
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Your going to wank me?? WTF???? |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 09:34 PM |
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Gank. To kill in a most violent manner. If you listened to me and TW |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:36 PM |
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What the fuck are you talking about Midlo?? Do Sam and Dean wank |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 09:38 PM |
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No, they are brothers. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 09:46 PM |
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TMI!! Are you going to turn this into a PEV thread??? |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 09:48 PM |
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No, just turning it into a Supernatural thread. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 09:53 PM |
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They're brothers you ultimate freak. |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:54 PM |
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How am I supposed to know. You are quoting some obscure television |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 10:00 PM |
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Obscure? You????? - DTM. |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 10:12 PM |
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Well you are Sam Malone's age. |
madinmaryland |
May-26-09 10:20 PM |
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The dvd's came today. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 09:43 PM |
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Great!!!! How's the quality? |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:56 PM |
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The quality was great. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 10:09 PM |
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The end of Yellow Fever, the episode you're referring to? |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 10:11 PM |
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Thanks so much. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 10:22 PM |
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Big Pretzel. |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:58 PM |
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That was great. |
texanwitch |
May-26-09 10:14 PM |
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Get a Mac |
no name no slogan |
May-26-09 08:51 PM |
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You'd still be hearing about it if it was me. |
Jamastiene |
May-26-09 09:00 PM |
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Here maybe you will have it finished in time.... |
whistler162 |
May-26-09 09:10 PM |
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This is the Lounge, not tryouts for the Darwin Awards. nt |
jobycom |
May-26-09 09:17 PM |
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jobycom for the win!!!! |
Midlodemocrat |
May-26-09 09:21 PM |
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Watch your back. |
GoddessOfGuinness |
May-26-09 09:33 PM |
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"Once there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener..." |
cherish44 |
May-27-09 07:46 AM |
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