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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 07:45 PM
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I just told my wife to "SIT DOWN. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!"
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She was going braindead on me while I was trying to explain something to her about the computer. She's not pissed at me, because it actually settled her down.

She was kind of surprised that I said it, but she was also a bit amused.

Computer lesson for the day!


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  -I just told my wife to "SIT DOWN. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!" madinmaryland  May-26-09 07:45 PM   #0 
  - ummm...  TZ   May-26-09 07:47 PM   #1 
  - It was the only way to smack her out of being braindead without  madinmaryland   May-26-09 07:49 PM   #2 
  - you are taking a toll on her  Parche   May-26-09 07:53 PM   #3 
  - Dude! I'm not married to LynneSin. My wife is from upstate New York!!  madinmaryland   May-26-09 08:04 PM   #6 
  - Dude. I would have cold cocked you and run up your credit card.  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 07:53 PM   #4 
  - OK, FReeper. Here's the situation..  madinmaryland   May-26-09 08:03 PM   #5 
     - No credit cards???? How in God's name does she exact revenge?????  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 08:38 PM   #7 
     - Being a FReeper you would not understand, but we have  madinmaryland   May-26-09 08:50 PM   #14 
        - How do you pay for dinner?  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:04 PM   #21 
           - There is this quaint little thing called cash. It works just like money!!  madinmaryland   May-27-09 07:30 AM   #63 
     - I have a friend who's wife got mad cause he went to the pub  HEyHEY   May-26-09 09:10 PM   #25 
  - You're married?  Gormy Cuss   May-26-09 08:41 PM   #8 
  - +44-6  TZ   May-26-09 08:42 PM   #9 
     - Coming from a Natinals fan...  madinmaryland   May-26-09 08:51 PM   #15 
        - STFU fuckwad!  TZ   May-26-09 09:07 PM   #23 
           - ..  madinmaryland   May-26-09 09:36 PM   #40 
  - I think it's probably a good thing I'm not Mrs. Madinmaryland.  Left Is Write   May-26-09 08:43 PM   #10 
  - She's so very lucky to have you to set her straight.  styersc   May-26-09 08:43 PM   #11 
  - I didn't Maryland had cavemen  Sanity Claws   May-26-09 08:44 PM   #12 
  - AHHGH. Another "accidentally a coca cola bottle" post!!1  jobycom   May-26-09 09:16 PM   #28 
     - can you 'splain dat to me?  Sanity Claws   May-26-09 09:42 PM   #42 
        - And to think, I actually thought jobycom was a REAL Dallas Cowboys fan.  madinmaryland   May-26-09 09:46 PM   #45 
        - Say what? You challenging my credentials? Yankee?  jobycom   May-26-09 09:52 PM   #48 
           - Me likey!  TZ   May-26-09 09:57 PM   #52 
              - Stay out of this, Iglet.  jobycom   May-26-09 10:22 PM   #61 
              - Of course it was overblown...  TZ   May-27-09 07:38 AM   #64 
              - SIT DOWN, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, Snyder.  madinmaryland   May-26-09 10:26 PM   #62 
                 - are you still breathing this morning?  TZ   May-27-09 07:39 AM   #65 
        - It's not a Lounge joke exclusively, it's more an Internet-wide thing.  jobycom   May-26-09 09:50 PM   #47 
  - I would sleep with one eye open tonight.  texanwitch   May-26-09 08:44 PM   #13 
  - Uh-oh...  jeff30997   May-26-09 08:54 PM   #17 
  - Quess you will know by morning.  texanwitch   May-26-09 08:56 PM   #18 
  - I might let her borrow my machete.  Jamastiene   May-26-09 09:01 PM   #20 
     - Lol!  jeff30997   May-26-09 09:12 PM   #26 
        - Nah, it was just a rat snake.  Jamastiene   May-26-09 09:15 PM   #27 
           - Hehehe.  jeff30997   May-26-09 09:21 PM   #32 
  - TW. I think you and I should gank him.  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:04 PM   #22 
     - His wife could just wait a few days, and act really nice.  texanwitch   May-26-09 09:17 PM   #29 
     - Oh, yeah, baby.  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:21 PM   #31 
     - My Grandmother told me that years ago.  texanwitch   May-26-09 09:25 PM   #35 
     - Ah yes, the element of surprise.  Jamastiene   May-26-09 09:22 PM   #34 
        - Must have worked.  texanwitch   May-26-09 09:28 PM   #36 
     - Your going to wank me?? WTF????  madinmaryland   May-26-09 09:34 PM   #38 
        - Gank. To kill in a most violent manner. If you listened to me and TW  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:36 PM   #39 
           - What the fuck are you talking about Midlo?? Do Sam and Dean wank  madinmaryland   May-26-09 09:38 PM   #41 
           - No, they are brothers.  texanwitch   May-26-09 09:46 PM   #44 
           - TMI!! Are you going to turn this into a PEV thread???  madinmaryland   May-26-09 09:48 PM   #46 
              - No, just turning it into a Supernatural thread.  texanwitch   May-26-09 09:53 PM   #49 
           - They're brothers you ultimate freak.  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:54 PM   #50 
              - How am I supposed to know. You are quoting some obscure television  madinmaryland   May-26-09 10:00 PM   #54 
                 - Obscure? You????? - DTM.  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 10:12 PM   #57 
                    - Well you are Sam Malone's age.  madinmaryland   May-26-09 10:20 PM   #59 
           - The dvd's came today.  texanwitch   May-26-09 09:43 PM   #43 
              - Great!!!! How's the quality?  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:56 PM   #51 
              - The quality was great.  texanwitch   May-26-09 10:09 PM   #55 
                 - The end of Yellow Fever, the episode you're referring to?  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 10:11 PM   #56 
                    - Thanks so much.  texanwitch   May-26-09 10:22 PM   #60 
              - Big Pretzel.  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:58 PM   #53 
                 - That was great.  texanwitch   May-26-09 10:14 PM   #58 
  - Get a Mac  no name no slogan   May-26-09 08:51 PM   #16 
  - You'd still be hearing about it if it was me.  Jamastiene   May-26-09 09:00 PM   #19 
  - Here maybe you will have it finished in time....  whistler162   May-26-09 09:10 PM   #24 
  - This is the Lounge, not tryouts for the Darwin Awards. nt  jobycom   May-26-09 09:17 PM   #30 
  - jobycom for the win!!!!  Midlodemocrat   May-26-09 09:21 PM   #33 
  - Watch your back.  GoddessOfGuinness   May-26-09 09:33 PM   #37 
  - "Once there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener..."  cherish44   May-27-09 07:46 AM   #66 

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