ZombieHorde
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Thu May-21-09 11:28 PM
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You get home, see two royal feasts in your living room, and you throw them away to the police?
You must have heard the saying, "Waste not, want not."
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| -So, that was fun...I just entered my Condo with my GUN drawn...(yes, I am serious) |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:06 PM |
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Your life is so much more interesting than mine. |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
May-21-09 09:08 PM |
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you need to involve yourself with my condo board apparently... |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:09 PM |
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Holy shit! |
XemaSab |
May-21-09 09:13 PM |
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Damn straight... |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:15 PM |
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Condo inspectors don't kill people; people with condo inspectors... uh... |
Orrex |
May-21-09 09:19 PM |
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I did not recognize either of them |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:20 PM |
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Yikes! Well, they're lucky that it turned out the way it did. |
Orrex |
May-21-09 09:21 PM |
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well, i do have some discipline over my trigger finger |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:23 PM |
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"I do have some discipline over my trigger finger" |
jeff30997 |
May-21-09 09:30 PM |
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John79903 |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:33 PM |
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Peter.Sweet ! |
jeff30997 |
May-21-09 09:37 PM |
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I'd be freaking out if there were two white males in their 40s in my house. |
hunter |
May-22-09 12:13 PM |
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Man, I'd have been shaking in my boots |
rurallib |
May-21-09 09:25 PM |
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You know its funny |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:30 PM |
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What is a "must-issue" state? |
Critters2 |
May-21-09 09:27 PM |
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A must issue means that unless there is a compelling reason not to |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:28 PM |
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I was in Minneapolis for a convention just after they passed that law, I think. |
Critters2 |
May-21-09 09:30 PM |
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I have a locked carry case for it that I carry in the car |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:32 PM |
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I'm still picturing you pointing a gun at two people while using an iPhone. |
rug |
May-21-09 09:29 PM |
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One hand on gun, the other on the phone. |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:30 PM |
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yeah, but an effective tactical stance requires complete attention |
datasuspect |
May-22-09 07:59 AM |
#78 |
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Why are you living in the hood when you can afford a sailboat and possibly an Audi A4 or Nissan GT-R |
DS1 |
May-21-09 09:33 PM |
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well, I am not in the 'hood |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:34 PM |
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What are you carrying? |
DS1 |
May-21-09 09:53 PM |
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Walther P99 chambered in .40 S&W |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 09:55 PM |
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Not exactly a small weapon designed for concealment |
DS1 |
May-21-09 10:06 PM |
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It could be worse |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 10:13 PM |
#27 |
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I had a USP .40 for awhile, got rid of it, never used it |
DS1 |
May-21-09 10:15 PM |
#30 |
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I remember you talking about that HK |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 10:18 PM |
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Wait...you live in Uptown? |
Left Is Write |
May-21-09 10:24 PM |
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Uptown is quite pleasant. Generally low crime. |
Noodleboy13 |
May-21-09 10:44 PM |
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I have a little laser |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 10:59 PM |
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Or $700 headphones |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
May-22-09 08:57 AM |
#94 |
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No way. |
RufusH |
May-21-09 10:11 PM |
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I am going mad ninja with my eyebrow shaver-- |
Starry Messenger |
May-21-09 10:12 PM |
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Could be worse...you could have dropped them...I would have. |
RagAss |
May-21-09 10:13 PM |
#28 |
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So you would have shot them? |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 10:14 PM |
#29 |
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errrrrr...ok..yeh...not me. |
RagAss |
May-21-09 10:15 PM |
#31 |
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I think their alibi is bogus |
alphafemale |
May-21-09 10:20 PM |
#33 |
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Honestly |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 10:21 PM |
#34 |
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Entering someone's home without notice or permission is a good way to ventilate your skull. |
alphafemale |
May-21-09 10:47 PM |
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If they think that they think they are right. then |
jeff30997 |
May-21-09 11:06 PM |
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I carry a crowsbow, cause I'm old school |
HEyHEY |
May-21-09 10:29 PM |
#36 |
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I've been meaning to get some brass knuckles. That or fill my purse with lotsa quarters. |
GreenPartyVoter |
May-21-09 10:33 PM |
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yeah, then if the panhandler is polite, they get quarters...if not, a black eye. |
HEyHEY |
May-21-09 10:35 PM |
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Same for kids who want to buy gumballs at the machine at the supermarket. |
GreenPartyVoter |
May-21-09 10:52 PM |
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Yeah those are the most dangerous. |
jeff30997 |
May-21-09 10:56 PM |
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I have 2 kids just like that. Always with the "Mom, mom, mom, mom! Do you have a quarter? Can I |
GreenPartyVoter |
May-21-09 11:54 PM |
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Ouch ! |
jeff30997 |
May-22-09 12:04 AM |
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I find a crossbow limited in certain situations, so I carry a concelead trebuchet |
Rabrrrrrr |
May-22-09 11:27 AM |
#118 |
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You will forever rule this lounge! |
Phentex |
May-22-09 11:29 AM |
#119 |
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I'm going to hell |
ismnotwasm |
May-21-09 10:31 PM |
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This is the worst cover version of "How I Could Just Kill a Man" I've ever heard. |
J-Lo Biafra |
May-21-09 10:43 PM |
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I like this cover |
DS1 |
May-22-09 02:25 AM |
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All they wanted was a Pepsi |
sniffa |
May-22-09 05:03 AM |
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one time tried to come in your home? |
datasuspect |
May-22-09 08:09 AM |
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LOCKING. |
madinmaryland |
May-21-09 10:57 PM |
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unlocking... |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 11:00 PM |
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Lol.Can you both make your mind please ? |
jeff30997 |
May-21-09 11:08 PM |
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I'm going to tell my son about this... |
GoddessOfGuinness |
May-21-09 11:03 PM |
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I bet they will give a lot of notice next time... |
Pierre.Suave |
May-21-09 11:06 PM |
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May-21-09 11:17 PM |
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Glad nobody got disposed of, but I'd have |
flvegan |
May-21-09 11:26 PM |
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Not to mention the lawsuit over 'emotional distress' those two employees could file with the same |
DS1 |
May-21-09 11:40 PM |
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The door was wide open... |
Pierre.Suave |
May-22-09 12:03 AM |
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That's hogwash |
merh |
May-22-09 12:35 AM |
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We'll see, but I'm suspecting there's going to be a "Play him off, Keyboard Cat" moment here |
DS1 |
May-22-09 12:41 AM |
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have you seen this one? |
AlCzervik |
May-22-09 11:37 AM |
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*stifling laughter at work* |
DS1 |
May-22-09 11:46 AM |
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It isn't hogwash -- DS1 is right |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 07:53 AM |
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see, that's the kicker |
merh |
May-22-09 10:01 AM |
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"Perhaps you missed a letter stating that people would be by in the next 24 hours" |
bullwinkle428 |
May-22-09 08:37 AM |
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... wait, are you saying you WOULDN'T devour their tasty humanflesh after shooting them? |
DarkTirade |
May-21-09 11:53 PM |
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Honestly, I don't have a big enough smoker. |
flvegan |
May-22-09 12:05 AM |
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You're crazy. |
ZombieHorde |
May-21-09 11:28 PM |
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That makes no sense, until I see your username |
DS1 |
May-21-09 11:41 PM |
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Ah, good times. |
DarkTirade |
May-21-09 11:58 PM |
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You don't say! |
DS1 |
May-22-09 12:17 AM |
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holy crap Pierre |
Fleshdancer |
May-22-09 02:05 AM |
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And the lesson learned is? |
MilesColtrane |
May-22-09 03:28 AM |
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Seems odd |
cwydro |
May-22-09 04:26 AM |
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At night, EVERYTHING |
ForrestGump |
May-22-09 04:51 AM |
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I agree, the story seems odd |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 07:49 AM |
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I suspect that the operative word there... |
Deep13 |
May-22-09 08:28 AM |
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I think the world has stopped, because |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 08:42 AM |
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You know, I voted for Hillary too. |
Deep13 |
May-22-09 08:45 AM |
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*gasp* |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 08:47 AM |
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Does it remind you of anything? |
Renew Deal |
May-22-09 08:53 AM |
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. |
SammyWinstonJack |
May-22-09 09:03 AM |
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and it kind of reminds me of this but the weapon was a highlighter. |
AlCzervik |
May-22-09 09:36 AM |
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That one is funny |
Renew Deal |
May-22-09 09:42 AM |
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That was a post that stayed with me... |
Phentex |
May-22-09 10:25 AM |
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I usually carry seven mac-11's |
sniffa |
May-22-09 05:01 AM |
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Oh yeah ? |
jeff30997 |
May-22-09 05:32 AM |
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me too! |
Amaya |
May-22-09 08:20 AM |
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Wow! your Macs go up to 11?! |
Deep13 |
May-22-09 08:26 AM |
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You are the one person the lawyer in your CCW training is talking about who should not have a permit |
mtnester |
May-22-09 05:52 AM |
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retreat where? |
Deep13 |
May-22-09 08:00 AM |
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The OP wasn't in their home, so they legally should ahve retreated from entering in |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 08:46 AM |
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I'm an expert in criminal law. |
Deep13 |
May-22-09 09:05 AM |
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The poster did not say that now did he? I think that would have been a real important note |
mtnester |
May-22-09 11:43 AM |
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What are you talking about? nt |
Deep13 |
May-22-09 11:46 AM |
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I was talking about bringing another scenario into the OP's story |
mtnester |
May-22-09 12:04 PM |
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I would sure as hell retreat if I heard voices in my house |
cwydro |
May-22-09 09:15 AM |
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i would have withdrawn |
datasuspect |
May-22-09 09:16 AM |
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And the local news! |
cwydro |
May-22-09 09:20 AM |
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premature! |
Schema Thing |
May-22-09 11:18 AM |
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Me too! |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 09:17 AM |
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I would have called in an airstrike. |
HEyHEY |
May-22-09 09:22 AM |
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i would have negotiated a settlement |
datasuspect |
May-22-09 09:24 AM |
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Yeah, but then you'd have to wake up Koffi Annan, and he's a dick first thing in the morning. |
HEyHEY |
May-22-09 09:27 AM |
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I would have negotiated a settlement, and THEN ordered an airstrike |
Rabrrrrrr |
May-22-09 11:30 AM |
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He was not IN his home |
mtnester |
May-22-09 11:40 AM |
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agree completely |
datasuspect |
May-22-09 08:03 AM |
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Yep, mtnester has it right. |
Dangerously Amused |
May-22-09 11:08 AM |
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Don't you think |
Phentex |
May-22-09 11:21 AM |
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I also don't think they would have been arrested |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:04 PM |
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125"? Does it come with e a telescope so you can actually see? |
DS1 |
May-22-09 12:06 PM |
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It's in my bathroom, peon |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:10 PM |
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My screen is in the second sub-basement, or about 14 of your floors underground |
DS1 |
May-22-09 12:14 PM |
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Well, MY Walther was autographed by Pierce Brosnan AND Sean Connery. |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:16 PM |
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*pfft* Every ROUND in my Walther was personally balanced/weighted/loaded by Sir Thomas Sean Connery |
DS1 |
May-22-09 12:23 PM |
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How teh FUCK did you manag that?! |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:49 PM |
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These kinds of scenarios are the exact situations that a good instructor |
mtnester |
May-22-09 11:56 AM |
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I agree with you. |
flvegan |
May-22-09 12:17 PM |
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The gun is to protect you from imminent death or injury, not to cowboy around with |
mtnester |
May-22-09 12:46 PM |
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How did they ever get a key in the first place? |
NJmaverick |
May-22-09 07:48 AM |
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holy health inspectors |
malta blue |
May-22-09 07:55 AM |
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Don't you live in Uptown? |
myrna minx |
May-22-09 08:04 AM |
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You expect to see this in the police logs? |
DS1 |
May-22-09 08:44 AM |
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Our neighborhood papers write about all arrests and local crime, no matter how mundane. |
myrna minx |
May-22-09 11:13 AM |
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I still expect DS1 won't see it in the police logs |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 11:16 AM |
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"Civil suit filed against man who pullled gun on condo association members" |
mtnester |
May-22-09 12:09 PM |
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lol |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:12 PM |
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Not quite the gist of my question, but you did answer it in there |
DS1 |
May-22-09 11:17 AM |
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Memories of Cuban_Liberal |
Renew Deal |
May-22-09 08:46 AM |
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Nice post, Padraig18. n/t |
Gormy Cuss |
May-22-09 09:20 AM |
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I am glad it wasn't a real robbery. |
ThomCat |
May-22-09 09:37 AM |
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At the very least |
cwydro |
May-22-09 11:47 AM |
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I also bet it's against the law to hold someone at gunpoint unless you're a sworn officer |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:07 PM |
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well there go my plans for the weekend. |
AlCzervik |
May-22-09 12:08 PM |
#135 |
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Just don't get caught |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:11 PM |
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maybe i should go with a handgun instead of the cannon. |
AlCzervik |
May-22-09 12:13 PM |
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*whoosh* |
DS1 |
May-22-09 12:15 PM |
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I got it, Pol Pot |
LostinVA |
May-22-09 12:17 PM |
#145 |
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OMG |
mtnester |
May-22-09 12:32 PM |
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it is now. |
AlCzervik |
May-22-09 12:33 PM |
#151 |
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I love you guys today |
mtnester |
May-22-09 12:52 PM |
#159 |
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Good for you sir. |
rcrush |
May-22-09 10:25 AM |
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almost there |
DS1 |
May-22-09 11:23 AM |
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Any update? n/t |
cabbage08 |
May-22-09 11:37 AM |
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About six years ago something similar happened to me, only there was no gun involved |
TK421 |
May-22-09 11:47 AM |
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May-22-09 11:52 AM |
#129 |
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Was it the capital C in Condo that gave it away? |
Phentex |
May-22-09 12:24 PM |
#148 |
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Well, I take anything I read in the Lounge |
cwydro |
May-22-09 12:35 PM |
#153 |
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... |
no name no slogan |
May-22-09 12:52 PM |
#158 |
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Bookmarked for latest breaking developments, revisions, adjustments, rectifications. |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-22-09 12:31 PM |
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Deleted sub-thread |
Name removed |
May-22-09 12:33 PM |
#152 |
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Wow...there are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin. |
Lucian |
May-22-09 12:35 PM |
#154 |
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Ummmm yeahhhh |
Tektonik |
May-22-09 12:48 PM |
#156 |
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This thread has become a mess. |
Danger Mouse |
May-22-09 12:54 PM |
#160 |
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