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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-18-09 05:08 AM
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5. I don't think i could have even kept a straight face...
I'd have bitten my lip to the bleeding point.

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  -Retail Wage-Slaves: Tell us about your freakiest customer! Rhythm  May-17-09 10:51 PM   #0 
  - Long One - But A Payoff If You Read To The End  JimGinPA   May-18-09 01:37 AM   #1 
  - HAHA!!  sasquatch   May-18-09 01:47 AM   #3 
  - It would have been great  Believing Is Art   May-18-09 03:19 AM   #4 
  - I don't think i could have even kept a straight face...  Rhythm   May-18-09 05:08 AM   #5 
  - Bwahahaha! Oh, man; yes, it was worth it!  WinkyDink   May-19-09 04:13 PM   #41 
  - I once had a middle aged male customer asked me to "translate" what the size of the pants were  sasquatch   May-18-09 01:46 AM   #2 
  - had a lot of them ....  kwassa   May-18-09 07:57 AM   #6 
  - My functionally illiterate, bone-stupid bookstore customer:  Aristus   May-18-09 09:43 AM   #7 
  - Classic.  Starbucks Anarchist   May-18-09 10:13 AM   #11 
  - oh, that's so sad.  tigereye   May-18-09 11:10 AM   #16 
  - Oh the memories!  MorningGlow   May-18-09 03:36 PM   #27 
  - That is SO true!  Aristus   May-18-09 09:48 PM   #33 
     - ROFL you've given me an idea  MorningGlow   May-19-09 07:29 AM   #35 
        - HA!  Aristus   May-19-09 11:34 AM   #37 
        - Where can I find it?!  WinkyDink   May-19-09 04:18 PM   #43 
  - OMG, as a former Barnes and Noble employee, I about peed my pants laughing over this  WildEyedLiberal   May-19-09 01:19 AM   #34 
  - Had a fair share while working at a supermarket deli  charlie and algernon   May-18-09 09:58 AM   #8 
  - I'm 63yrs old, and I've NEVER seen a cooked chicken fly  dgibby   May-18-09 02:45 PM   #21 
  - I spent 3 years working at Victoria Secret (early 90s). DU doesn't have enough server space...  LynneSin   May-18-09 10:04 AM   #9 
  - Oh Lynne... i can just bet...  Rhythm   May-18-09 10:08 AM   #10 
  - But, but,but,but  Dyedinthewoolliberal   May-18-09 10:20 AM   #12 
  - I would like to say someone with Pam Anderson breasts walked out of the dressing room with.....  LynneSin   May-18-09 10:44 AM   #13 
     - I shoulda known..  Dyedinthewoolliberal   May-18-09 03:21 PM   #26 
     - AUGH!  sakabatou   May-19-09 11:50 AM   #38 
  - You should tell some of these.  LeftyMom   May-18-09 02:48 PM   #22 
  - Not a retail story  MountainLaurel   May-18-09 10:50 AM   #14 
  - It's been awhile, but the customer I always remember...  Deep13   May-18-09 10:59 AM   #15 
  - I worked retail a long time ago  1gobluedem   May-18-09 11:11 AM   #17 
  - Maybe he didn't get that it is just make-up?  gmoney   May-18-09 11:30 AM   #18 
  - Turns out that the guy is a neighbor of one of my friends...  Rhythm   May-18-09 02:32 PM   #20 
  - let's see  tabbycat31   May-18-09 02:24 PM   #19 
  - My oddest retail customer was encountered on an ambulance run  NJmaverick   May-18-09 02:52 PM   #23 
  - Slip-and-fall accidents are a major insurance scam.  kwassa   May-18-09 03:03 PM   #24 
     - He could have been one, but he seemed more odd than scammer  NJmaverick   May-18-09 03:18 PM   #25 
  - I don't know about funny, but definitely freaky  MorningGlow   May-18-09 03:43 PM   #28 
  - I only worked 6 weeks in retail, but  Q3JR4   May-18-09 03:48 PM   #29 
  - The broken sofa  Rosie1223   May-18-09 03:50 PM   #30 
  - Tarantula Dude  Creena   May-18-09 04:01 PM   #31 
  - In my decade+ of working in retail, I encountered too many freaks to count. But one that  grace0418   May-18-09 04:04 PM   #32 
  - OMG  libnnc   May-19-09 11:52 AM   #39 
     - Yeah, that wasn't too cool. But the neighborhood was pretty dicey at night and  grace0418   May-19-09 03:52 PM   #40 
  - Not as a retail worker, but here is a woman I have been stuck in line behind. Twice.  mikeytherat   May-19-09 07:44 AM   #36 
  -  Javaman   May-19-09 04:18 PM   #42 
  - I worked at a grocery store in a really bad neighborhood  DatManFromNawlins   May-20-09 03:15 AM   #44 

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