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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 06:48 PM
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12. You still alive?
You probably haven't.
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  -Idle question: How do I know if I've contracted the Ebola virus? arbusto_baboso  May-07-09 06:17 PM   #0 
  - You'll find out in the autopsy.  Rabrrrrrr   May-07-09 06:18 PM   #1 
  - Okay, but who should I autopsy?  arbusto_baboso   May-07-09 06:19 PM   #4 
  - you know when you start hemorrhaging brain matter onto your keyboard  dugaresa   May-07-09 06:19 PM   #2 
  - How can I tell brain matter from snot?  arbusto_baboso   May-07-09 06:21 PM   #8 
     - Brain matter usually doesn't contain boogers.  sarge43   May-07-09 07:19 PM   #13 
  - I think you'll start liquifying from the inside out...  rucky   May-07-09 06:19 PM   #3 
  - Hell, that happens when I eat Domino's Pizza....  arbusto_baboso   May-07-09 06:21 PM   #9 
     - Next time you order, ask them to hold the monkey.  rucky   May-07-09 06:23 PM   #11 
  - Hemorrhagic Fever?  Pierre.Suave   May-07-09 06:20 PM   #5 
  - easy-  TZ   May-07-09 06:20 PM   #6 
  - dupe  TZ   May-07-09 06:20 PM   #7 
  - When you shit your liver out and it's much more runny than usual.  HiFructosePronSyrup   May-07-09 06:22 PM   #10 
  - You still alive?  sarge43   May-07-09 06:48 PM   #12 
  - If you're still alive-you didn't have it.  hobbit709   May-07-09 07:27 PM   #14 
  - if your forearm falls off while you're typing  backwoodsbob   May-07-09 07:29 PM   #15 
  - Being messily dead would be a good clue.  The Velveteen Ocelot   May-07-09 08:08 PM   #16 

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