Dyedinthewoolliberal
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Sun May-03-09 09:57 AM
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"You never gave me $20 before"
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| -Post a joke that is just a punchline, and nothing else |
Pierre.Suave |
May-01-09 12:54 PM |
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If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. |
arbusto_baboso |
May-01-09 01:01 PM |
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Give me credit for naked, maybe naive, honesty here. |
sammythecat |
May-01-09 01:25 PM |
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There's no real joke... |
gmoney |
May-01-09 01:56 PM |
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I see. |
sammythecat |
May-01-09 02:57 PM |
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I guess I have a dirty mind... |
BornBlue |
May-01-09 04:25 PM |
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You mean she got in on a foal scholarship? |
Orrex |
May-03-09 09:56 AM |
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. |
Orsino |
May-01-09 01:05 PM |
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How many is a brazillion? |
davsand |
May-01-09 01:12 PM |
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Take my wife. Please. |
Arugula Latte |
May-01-09 01:16 PM |
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But you see, you can KEEP the duck. |
flvegan |
May-01-09 01:18 PM |
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then how did you make the mule cry? |
guitar man |
May-01-09 01:20 PM |
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If we're all God's children, why is Jesus so special? |
ghostsofgiants |
May-01-09 01:27 PM |
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Oh, that's a keeper. |
Arkansas Granny |
May-01-09 01:32 PM |
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The Aristocrats! |
meegbear |
May-01-09 01:30 PM |
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Nice! n/t |
Goblinmonger |
May-01-09 01:53 PM |
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One is a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other is just a dirigible |
Rambis |
May-01-09 01:35 PM |
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Twenty bucks, Father, Same as downtown. |
NoPasaran |
May-01-09 01:37 PM |
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Bangor? No. We were just good friends. |
Iggo |
May-01-09 01:39 PM |
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Delete |
Iggo |
May-02-09 01:43 AM |
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Jacket? Don't mind if I do! |
Orrex |
May-03-09 09:55 AM |
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A shithouse door from a tuna trawler. About six feet. |
bif |
May-01-09 01:44 PM |
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THE ARISTOCRATS! |
3.14158675309 |
May-01-09 01:47 PM |
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Yeah, but you told it funnier. ;) |
gmoney |
May-01-09 01:53 PM |
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LOL Love the sig line, too! |
3.14158675309 |
May-01-09 01:54 PM |
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General Discussion. |
Prisoner_Number_Six |
May-01-09 01:49 PM |
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Ever hear about the two gay judges that |
Bennyboy |
May-01-09 01:49 PM |
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"One was Patrick FitzGerald, the other was Gerald FitzPatrick" |
gmoney |
May-01-09 01:52 PM |
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Don't worry, Padre. Richard Nixon just jumped out with my backpack. |
no name no slogan |
May-01-09 02:10 PM |
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"My AGENT came to my HOUSE?" |
gmoney |
May-01-09 01:51 PM |
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Ah, you're the OTHER person who knows that joke. Hi. n/m |
IntravenousDemilo |
May-01-09 01:55 PM |
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LOL... maybe you know this one? |
gmoney |
May-01-09 01:57 PM |
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Yup. |
IntravenousDemilo |
May-01-09 04:03 PM |
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"He just THINKS he's Bono." |
gmoney |
May-01-09 01:57 PM |
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Someone had a part of their act where they did this... |
gmoney |
May-01-09 02:00 PM |
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"Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch" |
bluesbassman |
May-01-09 02:07 PM |
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BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE |
Symarip |
May-01-09 02:08 PM |
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That's not a punchline, it's an epitaph. |
bluesbassman |
May-01-09 02:12 PM |
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Well, technically, it's a line that will get you punched. |
Bucky |
May-05-09 07:00 PM |
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Don't look here. The joke's in your hand. |
no name no slogan |
May-01-09 02:09 PM |
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Whats my hand doing in your pants? |
Pierre.Suave |
May-01-09 02:18 PM |
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PA-ZING! |
ElboRuum |
May-01-09 02:33 PM |
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Nice post, Sen. Craig. |
no name no slogan |
May-01-09 03:24 PM |
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tap tap tap |
Pierre.Suave |
May-01-09 04:35 PM |
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Liquor? I don't even know her! |
mikeytherat |
May-01-09 02:22 PM |
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. |
baldguy |
May-01-09 02:26 PM |
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well done sir |
Pierre.Suave |
May-01-09 02:27 PM |
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It's that vacant, soulless stare that does it. |
baldguy |
May-01-09 02:41 PM |
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Twat did you say? I c$nt hear you! I must have an ear infucktion. |
backtoblue |
May-01-09 02:28 PM |
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Bareass me again later... |
gmoney |
May-01-09 04:17 PM |
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I think so Brain... But where are we going to get a duck and a rubber hose at this hour? |
ElboRuum |
May-01-09 02:31 PM |
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and he said, "You think that's bad? Imagine how SHE feels about it!" |
DarkTirade |
May-01-09 02:52 PM |
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Def Leppard |
no name no slogan |
May-01-09 02:53 PM |
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He's all right now. |
Iggo |
May-02-09 01:45 AM |
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Peter! I can see my house from up here! nt |
Deep13 |
May-01-09 02:58 PM |
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"How do you think I rang the doorbell?" n/t |
namahage |
May-01-09 02:58 PM |
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We wanted to be first in line for "Closed for the Winter!!!" |
Inchworm |
May-01-09 03:01 PM |
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super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis |
realisticphish |
May-01-09 03:02 PM |
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Oh my. Is there any way you can share that entire joke with me? Please? |
davsand |
May-02-09 02:12 PM |
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ghandi |
realisticphish |
May-02-09 06:43 PM |
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Akin To - Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Heeves Picking His Bunions On a Sesame Street Bus |
JimGinPA |
May-02-09 03:04 PM |
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My mental image of HOW you got there is pretty bad. |
davsand |
May-03-09 09:01 AM |
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Was that before or after you slept with him? |
DinahMoeHum |
May-01-09 03:32 PM |
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Police issued a bulletin for a small medium at large. nt |
Deep13 |
May-01-09 03:32 PM |
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"President George W. Bush." |
WinkyDink |
May-01-09 03:33 PM |
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No matter where you go, there you are... |
AllenVanAllen |
May-01-09 03:59 PM |
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"You ask me if I know the big bad bandit? I had |
DemBones DemBones |
May-01-09 04:09 PM |
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George W. Bush |
LynneSin |
May-01-09 04:23 PM |
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Supercollider? I just met her! |
LeftOfSelf-Centered |
May-01-09 04:27 PM |
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They said a black man would never be President, |
BornBlue |
May-01-09 04:33 PM |
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Hello, big lady! |
Iggo |
May-02-09 01:46 AM |
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A little, at first. |
Iggo |
May-02-09 01:46 AM |
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You don't understand...Chunks is my DOG! |
Debi |
May-02-09 09:16 AM |
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... |
flying rabbit |
May-03-09 10:00 AM |
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One of the best! n/t |
Debi |
May-03-09 11:25 AM |
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Stay Free Mini Pads. |
Iggo |
May-02-09 12:39 PM |
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Here's one |
Dyedinthewoolliberal |
May-02-09 12:45 PM |
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Those aren't teabags! n/t |
CJCRANE |
May-02-09 03:07 PM |
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"Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!" |
cloudbase |
May-02-09 07:05 PM |
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"Windows Vista". |
Deja Q |
May-02-09 07:17 PM |
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A teenager from Sheboygan, Wisconsin. |
JBoy |
May-02-09 07:20 PM |
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I got the only vehicle in the world that has traveled more miles vertically than |
Mike 03 |
May-02-09 07:22 PM |
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Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars |
SalmonChantedEvening |
May-02-09 07:52 PM |
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From: God |
sniffa |
May-02-09 08:19 PM |
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Because they didn't push ticket sales |
Witchy_Dem |
May-02-09 08:30 PM |
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"Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear!" |
rurallib |
May-02-09 09:29 PM |
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Deleted |
sarge43 |
May-02-09 09:37 PM |
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Practice! Practice! Practice! |
hellbound-liberal |
May-03-09 09:08 AM |
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Because the hotdogs taste like shit! |
SKKY |
May-03-09 09:18 AM |
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Another |
Dyedinthewoolliberal |
May-03-09 09:57 AM |
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Holy shit! A talking muffin! |
flying rabbit |
May-03-09 10:01 AM |
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Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud! |
Iggo |
May-03-09 10:02 AM |
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this thread makes me |
Pierre.Suave |
May-03-09 11:36 AM |
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They didn't like the way their father was "rearing" them. |
hellbound-liberal |
May-03-09 11:38 AM |
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If'n she ain't good enough for her family she ain't good enough fuh 'arn |
underpants |
May-03-09 11:38 AM |
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I'm sorry honey, I forgot that your brother asked for the car. |
Chemical Bill |
May-03-09 11:42 AM |
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It's a knickknack, Patty Black! Give the frog a loan! |
hellbound-liberal |
May-03-09 11:48 AM |
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rectum? Damn near killed him... |
Pierre.Suave |
May-05-09 04:46 PM |
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.....and I turned into a motel....... |
Esra Star |
May-05-09 05:03 PM |
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They polled 100 men between the ages of 18 and 45 and they all said... |
Bucky |
May-05-09 07:00 PM |
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